I want to be Neenja

Commander / EDH UB (Dimir)

Mr.Icce

Creature (32)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Crashing Drawbridge
• 1x Faerie Seer
• 1x Fallen Shinobi
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Higure, the Still Wind
• 1x Ingenious Infiltrator
• 1x Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Mist-Syndicate Naga
• 1x Mistblade Shinobi
• 1x Moonblade Shinobi
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Okiba-Gang Shinobi
• 1x Phantom Ninja
• 1x Sage Owl
• 1x Sakashima's Student
• 1x Silent-Blade Oni
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Skullsnatcher
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spire Owl
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Thalakos Seer
• 1x Throat Slitter
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Triton Shorestalker
• 1x Universal Automaton
• 1x Walker of Secret Ways

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Mu Yanling

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 7x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Discovery / Dispersal
• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Temporal Mastery
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (6)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Commit / Memory
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Nexus of Fate
• 1x Reality Shift

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Arcane Adaptation
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Coastal Piracy
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Smoke Shroud

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I shut my Murphy bed, sat down to scratch my head What could this day bring? It could be anything I get the phone call, I gotta help them all "GoGirl, we'll save the day, Chow will not get away" It didn't take me long to find the ticking bomb He took off in my Jeep, that Chow is such a creep! I gotta find a way to take down Chow one day He pulled a neenja move, it got me to behoove!

Hmm, you know what? Ma-maybe I too could be neenja!

I want to be neenja I want to be neenja I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown I want to be neenja

I started training hard, I think I could go far I am a natural, that's matter-of-factual I learn to chop real hard, I fight with credit card I use my nunchucks, even while feeding ducks I throw my neenja star (wah!) oh so very far I do karate moves with a GoGirl groove! I learn my neenja kicks while watching Netflix I try do everything like on the big screen

And you guys, you know what? I might do it! I might be a neenja soon!

I gonna be neenja I gonna be neenja I gonna chop, chop, chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown I gonna be neenja

I practice every day, I practice every way I don't always do good, I really wish I could I drink from sippy cup, you know I won't give up I gotta try my best, you can't expect no less! That Chow has not a clue, is too good to be true I making progress, feels good, I must confess! I catch a flying tick with my chopstick I take down anyone, ha ha ha, this is getting fun!

Ha ha, you guys! I think I almost a neenja!

I almost a neenja I almost a neenja I try to chop, chop, chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown I almost a neenja

I snuck up to his place, opened my neenja case Pulled out my neenja gear, I hope he didn't hear! I sneak up to his room, he's sleepy I assume I didn't think that he would be expecting me Pulled out my neenja sword, he hit me with a board I came to really fast, gotta get Chow at last! I tried with all my might to put up a good fight Did neenja moves real fast, I took down Chow at last!

Huaaa! Yes, I did! I took down Chow!

I finally neenja I finally neenja I got to chop, chop, chop Chow down Take Chow down to Chinatown I finally neenja!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 30 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Copy Clone, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Illusion 1/1 U w/ Flying, Manifest 2/2 C, Plant 0/2 G