I Never Asked For This

Commander / EDH* RUW (Jeskai, America)

Marc_IRL

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Starfield of Nyx
• 1x Stasis Snare
• 1x Stolen Strategy
• 1x Thought Lash

Instant (8)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Fateful Showdown
• 1x Forbid
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Orim's Thunder
• 1x Path to Exile

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Legerdemain
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Windfall

Creature (17)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Djinn of Infinite Deceits
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x The Locust God
• 1x Vedalken Plotter
• 1x Windborn Muse

Artifact (12)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Land (37)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Homeward Path
• 10x Island
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 7x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls

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Maybeboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Artifact (1)

• 1x Pendant of Prosperity

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Give things to your opponents, such as an asiago turkey club from Panera, then just hang out drawing cards and gaining life. I don't know how this deck is supposed to win, it just does, frequently, in my casual playgroup. Finding the win is the fun part.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Insect 1/1 UR, Ogre 3/3 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U
Folders	Commander Deck Ideas/Drafts