Get Dong'd

Commander / EDH Mono-Red

Comodou

Creature (24)

• 1x Bonecrusher Giant
• 1x Crimson Kobolds
• 1x Crookshank Kobolds
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Goblin Cratermaker
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Kobolds of Kher Keep
• 1x Magus of the Moon
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion
• 1x Painter's Servant
• 1x Priest of Urabrask
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Seasoned Pyromancer
• 1x Stingscourger
• 1x Treasonous Ogre
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Splinter Twin
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Underworld Breach

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Krenko's Command
• 1x Overmaster
• 1x Pyroclasm
• 1x Rite of Flame
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Wild Guess
• 1x Winds of Change

Land (30)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 20x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle
• 1x Winding Canyons
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Planeswalker (6)

• 1x Chandra, Fire Artisan
• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 1x Karn, the Great Creator
• 1x Koth of the Hammer
• 1x Tibalt, Rakish Instigator

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Grindstone
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (10)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Desperate Ritual
• 1x Electrickery
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Pyretic Ritual
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Seething Song
• 1x Skred
• 1x Thrill of Possibility

Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Anax, Hardened in the Forge
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Knollspine Dragon
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon

Artifact (3)

• 1x Hazoret's Monument
• 1x Lifeline
• 1x Panharmonicon

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Impact Tremors

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Q&A

Why Dong Zhou?

Made this deck as a funny and stupid idea, but friends got me him for my birthday present.

Should I build Dong Zhou?

For your sanity, don't... Just don't... Otherwise, sure. He's a fun commander deck.

What are you doing with this deck?

Trying to punch your opponent with their own things. Tibalt, Rakish Instigator helps with them not gaining life with lifelink.

How do you find cards that work with the deck?

It takes hours of innovation and looking through the card database. After finding cards that would help the deck, it takes hours of matches to see if it is a good fit for the deck.

More Coming Soon...

Primer

Gameplan

The gameplan for this deck is to know when to play Dong Zhou, the Tyrant and when to go through with another plan. The deck can take a while to get set up, but the other players would not focus on you that you do have enough time to set up until everyone else sets their eyes on you.

Combos

Cloudstone Curio

Sneak Attack

Basic

Cloudstone Curio in play, Sneak Attack in hand or in play, Priest of Urabrask, and another creature in hand.

Advanced

With Sneak Attack in hand, cast Sneak Attack with one floating. Use that one to activate Sneak Attack and put into play Priest of Urabrask. With that, Priest of Urabrask will trigger giving you . Activate Sneak Attack again and put into play another creature. With that, you would have and Cloudstone Curio will trigger. You would bounce back Priest of Urabrask and you would do it again. Priest of Urabrask would come into play and you would have floating. Now, it would trigger and you would have . Do it over and over until you have enough to get through the turn.

Koth of the Hammer

Basic

Cloudstone Curio in play, Koth of the Hammer, another planeswalker in hand, and at least 6 lands that have the Mountain land type.

Advanced

With Koth of the Hammer in hand, cast Koth of the Hammer. Use his -2 to gain the 6 or more .

With the mana, cast your other planeswalker and bounce back Koth of the Hammer to your hand.

With the 4 or more , cast Koth of the Hammer and bounce back the other planeswalker to your hand.

Rinse and Repeat until you have enough mana to go through your turn or have enough activation of your other planeswalker.

Ruby Medallion

Basic

Cloudstone Curio in play, Ruby Medallion in play, Priest of Urabrask, and another non-artifact creature that costs in hand

Advanced

With Priest of Urabrask in hand, cast Priest of Urabrask for . Priest of Urabrask will trigger and give you .

Cast your 0 drop non-artifact creature and Cloudstone Curio triggers. You bounce the Priest of Urabrask and recast it with the floating. You would have left and bounce back the 0 drop non-artifact creature.

Rinse and repeat until you feel you don't need to keep on doing it.

Dockside Extortionist

Basic

Cloudstone Curio in play, Sneak Attack in play, Dockside Extortionist, another non-artifact creature, and opponent having 2 or more artifacts and enchantments.

Advanced

With Dockside Extortionist in hand, cast it and it would trigger. Get X Treasure Tokens.

Cast your 0 drop non-artifact creature and Cloudstone Curio triggers. Bounce back the Dockside Extortionist and recast the Dockside Extortionist with the treasure tokens.

Rinse and Repeat until you feel you don't need to keep on doing it.

You can do the same with Sneak Attack, but with using only a instead of the .

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

Zealous Conscripts

Basic

Have Zealous Conscripts and Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on the field.

Advanced

Tap Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker to copy Zealous Conscripts. Zealous Conscripts untaps Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker. Rinse and Repeat.

Abusing Dong Zhou

To abuse Dong Zhou, the Tyrant, you would need to have a way to keep on recasting him. This is where the Cloudstone Curio combos come into play. With all of the ways to get the pieces into play, it would make the game plan of bouncing him back into hand easier.

Why are you running...?

--Karn, the Great Creator: It's a great card and can help me stall out the game. It can also help me get back my artifact combo pieces from exile.

--Goblin Matron: I'm currently testing her out, but she helps me get all the goblins that I would need, like Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker.

--Rite of Flame: It helps me get into a ritual chain and it can help me push myself into that extra mana that I need.

Why aren't you running...?

--Blightsteel Colossus: It can get and will get cloggy whenever I would draw it, especially with how high the CMC is. I have thought about using it, but have not gotten the time and money to get it.

--Heat Shimmer: I've tried it, but I never got the chance to draw into it. Even if I did draw into it, I never wanted to use it.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Red 1 month ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	3 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.19
Tokens	None Copy Clone, 1/1 Elemental, 1/1 Goblin, None Treasure, Daretti, 1/1 Devil, Chandra
Folders	PTK Commander Decks, Current EDH Decks, Das Kinda Neat