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Commander / EDH WU (Azorius)

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Artifact (18)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Azorius Keyrune
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Mycosynth Wellspring
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Winter Orb

Land (34)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 13x Island
• 13x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Beacon of Tomorrows
• 1x Wrath of God

Creature (18)

• 1x AEther Adept
• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Auramancer
• 1x Azami, Lady of Scrolls
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Ephara, God of the Polis
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Nimble Innovator
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant
• 1x Vryn Wingmare

Instant (9)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Cancel
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Negate
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Swan Song

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Battle Mastery
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Consulate Crackdown
• 1x Fall of the Thran
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Rising Waters
• 1x Steel of the Godhead

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Dovin Baan
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler

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A fairly dedicated Brago, King Eternal stax control deck that wins through slowing everybody else down more than yourself by utilizing Mass Land Destruction, hampering untap steps, and untapping your mana rocks with Brago .

Reasons to play this deck:

1. You don't mind if everybody hates you

2. You are a big fan of slow, grindy games that can last upwards of three hours

3. You love playing control

4. You aren't necessarily looking to win through a combo, rather through incremental damage

5. You love watching the hope and joy drain out of the faces of your opponents

6. Your meta won't hold a grudge against you for the truly awful game you will give them

Reasons not to play this deck:

1. You don't like being targeted from turn 1

2. You want a fast game

3. Attacking with a lot of creatures each turn is important to you

4. You are in a casual meta and are looking to have fun. This deck is no fun to play against.

5. You like games to have a real ending instead of each player other than you inevitably scooping in frustration

6. You enjoy when other people get to play the game too

Some hidden gems in this deck:

1. When you blink a planeswalker, you can activate a loyalty ability as though you haven't activated it yet this turn due to the fact that the planeswalker re-entered the battlefield. This is especially good with Elspeth, Sun's Champion as you can get at least 6 tokens a turn and with Jace, Ingenious Mind-Mage to draw more cards, but not with Dovin Baan as you are working towards his emblem, one of the most debilitating stax elements.

2. When you blink mana rocks, they enter untapped, so you can get unreasonable amounts of more mana than your opponents due to the fact that they either have no lands or can't untap their lands, and with Strionic Resonator and Sol Ring , you can get infinite ETBs for all your permanents, infinite mana if you have other mana rocks, and many other benefits (you do this by targeting Brago's on combat damage trigger to get multiple bounces, then bouncing the Resonator, it enters untapped, and you activate it again).

3. Blinking Ring of Three Wishes allows you to ignore the wish counters on the card, and tutor for any card you want at least twice a turn. Along the same line, blinking Fall of the Thran allows you to practically ignore the lore counters and repeatedly wipe the board of all lands each turn and close out the game

4. Giving Brago double strike allows you to blink everything twice for double the effect.

5. Having auras such as Battle Mastery attached to creatures you control allows you to blink the creature and the aura to keep it around even after the blink. There used to be a heavy equipment subtheme, but the equip costs ended up being too much, and auras negated that problem

6. By blinking Fall of the Thran each turn, you are able to repeatedly blow up everybody's lands while you get two lands to work with. DON'T DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO WIN OR YOU HATE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH (or if they are ok with bringing the game to a halt)

This deck is nearly optimized, but there are still a few cards I don't own that I am looking to purchase and add to the deck when the time is right. When I finally break down and buy the $150 of pure stax cards that I'm missing, the list will be updated

Let me know what you think, or if there is anything you think I should add!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	BRG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.52
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Emblem Dovin Baan, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	Ya boi