Welcome to my Pillow Fort

Ahh, my pillow fort, where I am safe and sound while I share the love and hand out free hugs. Don't worry, I'll still be here, long after you've killed off your attackers. Need more cards? I got you covered (insert evil grin). What's mine is yours!


Is a hippopotamus a hip Opotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

~Mitch Hedberg~



I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

Don't want a doll, no dinky tinker toy

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue

Just bring him through the front door

That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses

And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then

Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage

I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles or rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses

And hippopotamuses like me too

Playstyle

If you can survive the initial onslaught of your opponents, you got this. Get your fort built and before your opponents know, you will be untouchable. Best served with multiple opponents, the more players, the better your survival rate.


Pillow Fort

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Date added 3 years
Last updated 3 months
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

1 - 0 Mythic Rares

57 - 1 Rares

24 - 2 Uncommons

9 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.38
Tokens 1/1 Hippo
Folders Other, Commander/EDH Decks I've Built, Enchantment EDH, Hug
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