A merry Zedruumas to you all. Zedruu is here to spread joy through the multiverse.
And now for an explanation of all the cards. Prosperity -Sharing the wealth, and enjoying the holidays. Gauntlet of Power - New gloves from Zedruu. Kyren Toy - Toys from Zedruu. Words of Wisdom - The wisdom of the past and learning from it. Zedruumases past as well. Teferi's Puzzle Box - Puzzles by Zedruu for the children. Who doesn't love puzzles. Jace Beleren - Party Jace parties hardest on Zedruumas. Warp World - The ultimate gift swap. Goblin Snowman - Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a goblin snowman. Adarkar Valkyrie - An angel to top the tree and watch over us. Whispersilk Cloak - A new cloak given by Zedruu. Lightning Greaves - Boots for Zedruu to give. Mikaeus, the Lunarch - A Holyman to show the religious side of the holiday. Akroan Horse - Who doesn't want a pony for Zedruumas? Preacher - Preacher and White Mike share holy duties on this sacred day. Venser's Journal - The writings of Zedruumases past to give to the present generation. Shield of the Avatar - A fine shield for Zedruu to give. Stoneforge Mystic - The Mystical lady of the family. Frantic Search - Zedruu is a bit forgetful once in a while and needs to frantically search around for gifts for EVERYONE in the multiverse at the last moment. Thirst for Knowledge - The avid learner of the family, who wants to learn absolutely everything. Frozen Solid - Its Zedruumas, its cold EVERYWHERE. Chaos Warp - You never know what Zedruu will bring you. Maybe even a little chaos can be good sometimes. Mana Flare - Mana for everyone in the Multiverse. Wheel of Fortune - Gambling at the holidays can bring riches, or take away all you held dear. Also, out with the old, in with the new. Legerdemain - More gift swaps. Braids, Conjurer Adept - A little Zedruu helper who lets peoples dreams come true. Supreme Verdict - Sometimes even Zedruu needs to say a wish is ridiculous and says no. They will get something, just not "destroy everyone and everything" or "enslave them all". Gilded Lotus - Zedruumases traditional flowers, fresh from Mirrodin. Memory Jar - Think of this as a Holiday Time Capsule. Break to relive old memories for just a little while. Elixir of Immortality - IMMORTALITY, or booze. However you choose to interpret it, either way its festive. Switcheroo - More gift swaps. Djinn of Wishes - What do you wish for little (insert creature type here)? Tidings - Zedruu brings good tidings to everyone. Possibility Storm - You never know whats inside a gift until its opened. The possibilities are endless. (Schrodinger was definitely not involved in the creation of this. Zedruumas Inc. is not liable for any copyright claims by Schrodinger, or any cats.) Jareth, Leonine Titan - You got a cat for Zedruumas. This one is a bit bigger than expected. Platinum Angel - An angel to top the tree and watch over us. Thieves' Auction - Some Zedruumas gifts only go to the highest bidder. Avacyn, Angel of Hope - The best angel to top the tree and watch over us. Blasphemous Act - IT IS BLASPHEMY TO SPEAK ILL OF ZEDRUUMAS! Felidar Cub - A nice little adventurous kitty for Zedruumas. Grasp of Fate - Fate draws us all together. It takes away something, but brings us all together for this special time. Dragonmaster Outcast - The odd old hermit of the family. Rarely seen and usually lives with nature, and beasts. Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer - Some are greedy at Zedruumas. Some, through their greed, also pay for the gifts of others. They become generous and encourage a peaceful holiday. Oblation - Offerings to Zedruu. Crown of Doom - Once in a great while, Zedruu will grant a wish that should never be granted. This cursed object was one such wish. Benevolent Offering - More offerings, this more geared towards the spirit of Zedruumas rather than the figure. Mother of Runes - Everyone has a mother, THE mother at the Zedruumas gathering. Sanctimony - Devotion to Zedruumas and its holy nature. Kozilek, Butcher of Truth - There is always a teller of tall tales, a liar in every family. Warmth - The warmth you feel from giving to others, and that fire will warm even the coldest of steel hearts. Goblin Festival - Goblins are a little reckless and party just a bit too hard. Well-Laid Plans - Zedruumas takes so much planning to get everything to fall together perfectly. Scrambleverse - White Elephant Gift Exchange. You never know what you are going to get. Font of Mythos - Everyone likes a good drink. Howling Mine - The howling is the winds of those of Zedruumas past. Bazaar Trader - The merchant of the family, who usually gives too much of themselves. Temple Bell - Traditional bells rung by those who follow the religious side of Zedruumas. Magus of the Wheel - The gambler of the family, who always loses himself to debt. Dack Fayden - The thief of the family, always getting into trouble. Living Lore - The legends of the past given form. Clever Impersonator - Twins. of anything. Alhammarret's Archive - Where all the knowledge of Zedruumases past are stored. Treasure Cruise - A cruse on Zedruumas! Ugin, the Spirit Dragon - The true Spirit of Zedruumas who watches over us all.
