Don't Disrespect People Different Than You!

Pauper Aggro Budget Competitive GU (Simic) GWU (Bant) Infect Weenie

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Instant (19)

• 4x Apostle's Blessing
• 4x Brainstorm
• 4x Giant Growth
• 4x Groundswell
• 3x Titanic Growth

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Distortion Strike

Creature (14)

• 4x Blight Mamba
• 4x Blighted Agent
• 4x Glistener Elf
• 2x Ichorclaw Myr

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Spider Umbra

Land (21)

• 4x Crumbling Vestige
• 9x Forest
• 8x Island

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Maybeboard

Instant (5)

• 4x Invigorate
• 1x Mutagenic Growth

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"Don't Disrespect People Different Than You!" was the line in a song from a TV show called Community, where the Dean went crazy and became unblock-able. And murders everyone. This deck is kind of like that.

This is my best of 21 decks. It wins on turn 2 or 3 if not playing by Pauper bylaws (see: banned cards: invigorate). Otherwise, wins on turn 3 or 4, most of the time. Since creatures can be easily made unblockable, and all creatures have infect, slap a couple of +4/+4's on those creatures and victory is all but insured (damn you, burn decks! Can't infect your opponent if they burned all your weenies).

I make decks for fun. But this deck is an exception. I made this deck to win!

(I have removed the Bant tag numerous times but it insists to return the tag)

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.44
Folders	2019 maybe