Donald Trump - The Deck

Modern rorofat

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200 Upvotes!!! —May 17, 2016

Thank you thank you THANK YOU!

Trump's wall is only a couple thousand delegates short now!

dinsh says... #1

This is fucking brilliant. Well done.

August 31, 2015 4:59 p.m.

Busse says... #2

Might be way too much of a revolutionary card... but you could try the not-so-much-of-a-republican Rolling Stones to make this work better.
Also, what's the code for the upvote button? I wan't to improve my campaigns.

August 31, 2015 5:06 p.m.

rorofat says... #3

Thanks guys! I've gotten dinged by epoch for telling people, so I can't give it out, sorry :)

August 31, 2015 10:38 p.m.

rorofat says... #5

@Busse added rolling stones! Check the description.

September 1, 2015 11:12 a.m.

crexalbo says... #6

Hahahaha i love this

September 1, 2015 11:20 a.m.

khaos2639 says... #7

I want to buy this deck and play it immediately.

If only there was a way to make Chained to the Rocks funny... but then you'd have to run mountains... and better dead than Red I say.

September 1, 2015 1:48 p.m.

notKingCole says... #8

Dude, slam a Coat of Arms in there for hilarity. Coat of Arms + Rolling Stones = completely unjustified victories.

September 1, 2015 1:52 p.m.

rorofat says... #9

@notKingCole i suppose I could, but the entire point of this deck is to make sure donald trump loses, so winning isn't really an option!

September 2, 2015 9:48 a.m.

will6853 says... #10

Wow, I guess it's really fitting that I'm listening to "Paint it Black" right now...

September 2, 2015 2:30 p.m.

RDorothy says... #11

+1 for being original.

September 4, 2015 4:44 p.m.

rorofat says... #12

Wow guys... number one in three days with NO featuring? Thank you thank you thank you!

September 4, 2015 8:34 p.m.

Lesparagus says... #13

This is great all it needs is an Isochron Scepter, because he never shuts up, and since he's annoying he can do locks with Angel's Grace and Silence, which are very annoying.

September 4, 2015 8:41 p.m.

rufio1406 says... #14

just like the rebel himself!! Trump2016 time to clean up America!!

September 4, 2015 10:01 p.m.

lysfjord says... #15

I was expecting more cards to exile red creatures. ;)

September 4, 2015 11:18 p.m.

lysfjord says... #16

Ah yes.. add 4 Celestial Purge to exile red and black creatures. Perfect.

September 4, 2015 11:25 p.m.

Swamp_Thing says... #17

maybe splash green for Assault Formation? 1/8 flyers will become 8/8s

September 5, 2015 9:21 a.m.

rorofat says... #18

lysfjord: But republicans are red!! We need an anti blue white card...

Swamp_Thing: As I mentioned before, that means the Trumpster would win using skill and attacking, and we can't have that. Luck is his best bet!

September 5, 2015 1:04 p.m.

yoshiman95 says... #19

+1 for political commentary and making sure trump loses

September 7, 2015 4:17 p.m.

yoshiman95 says... #20

Dont run wall of shards. He would never give anything away for free. Find something more fencelike or maybe a gitmo reference. You could also do arrest or prison term

September 7, 2015 4:20 p.m.

qwersjc says... #21

Going along with yoshiman95's comment, what about Razorgrass Screen?

September 7, 2015 7:11 p.m.

loozar33 says... #22

Good for you making this deck! I thought of the same idea earlier today. You beat me to it.

September 7, 2015 9:49 p.m.

yoshiman95 says... #23

Razorgrass screen is perfect!!!

September 8, 2015 5:03 a.m.

rorofat says... #24

Thanks for the suggestions! I'll update it when I get home :)

September 8, 2015 11:13 a.m.

jamesfiek says... #25

September 8, 2015 3:14 p.m.