Dimir Seizure (Twiddle n' Twitch)

Pauper* Enchantment UB (Dimir)

Billith

Land (22)

• 4x Ash Barrens
• 2x Barren Moor
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 2x Dimir Aqueduct
• 5x Island
• 2x Lonely Sandbar
• 6x Swamp

Enchantment (24)

• 4x Betrayal
• 3x Dead Weight
• 3x Insubordination
• 4x Narcolepsy
• 2x Rhystic Deluge
• 4x Seizures
• 4x Vampiric Link

Instant (6)

• 2x Downpour
• 4x Dream's Grip

Creature (4)

• 4x Grim Guardian

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Preordain

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Sideboard

Instant (9)

• 1x Devour Flesh
• 2x Dispel
• 2x Echoing Decay
• 2x Hydroblast
• 2x Suffocating Fumes

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Divest
• 2x Duress

Artifact (2)

• 2x Nihil Spellbomb

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Phyresis
• 1x Sinister Possession

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Hidden Strings

Instant (2)

• 1x Twiddle
• 1x Twitch

Creature (1)

• 1x Balemurk Leech

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This used to be a modification of Discord_Boi's WB Stop Hitting Yourself Pauper Deck, found here. It has since become something of its own.

What's in a name?

Seizures + Dream's Grip

Twiddle/Twitch have been removed in favor of better cards. Same with Sinister Possession, on the fence about it.

The Idea

Enchant creatures with Vampiric Link to buy yourself enough time to cast key punishers; Seizures and Insubordination. Then Dream's Grip/Rhystic Deluge them to death.

Alternatively, Narcolepsy is a good way to persistently make Seizures an issue.

Power up Grim Guardian with 24 noncreature enchantments. Vampiric link works great on Grim Guardian as well.

Maximize potential with Betrayal, filter with Preordain, finish them off with Downpour.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 1 week ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	1 week
Exclude colors	W
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.66
Folders	Tier 1 Jank Pauper, Untried, Cool Pauper Decks