Has Burn given you inflammation?

Did Death's Shadow increase your risk of a heart attack?

Has Lantern Control left you with colorectal cancer?

Well fear not! I've got just the prescription for your ailments. I'm most excited to bring you a new brew of pharmaceuticals to deal with these very real afflictions.

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Walkers United(TM) have been working diligently in their collaborative efforts in bringing you the next evolution in pain medication for annoying decks.

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The science behind it is so advanced, you'll start feeling its effects in no time! I mean just look at that skeletal formula.

Here we have a deck, built around Planeswalker control.

The Esper shard is in a unique position that contains the wealth of Modern's most punishing cards, like Collective Brutality, Supreme Verdict, and Path to Exile.

Our job is to slow down the effects of other decks and strategies and grind them to a halt as we build up our board.

Narset Transcendent is a fantastic Doctor. She thoroughly examines the top four pages of a patient's chart to find the right dosage of Esperin, and has a high percentage of patients rebounding after administration!

Sorin, Solemn Visitor is our motivational triage Doctor. In a pinch, he examines if patients need a little rejuvenation, and is quick to call on his 2/2 nurses for support.

Jace, Architect of Thought and his twin brother Jace, the Mind Sculptor are our medical consultants. The former sifts tthrough recommended prescriptions and allows the patient to choose what's best for them, or weakens the potency of preexisting viruses. The latter rejects viruses, forms protective seals around invading agents and draws from a wealth of knowledge.

Gideon Jura and Gideon of the Trials are our surgeons. They make sure our staff's well-equipped and impossible to lose in any given situation.

Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver is our Euthanasia specialist. Sometimes, death is an inevitability and Ashiok's kindhearted nature acts as a beacon to those in transition to their final journey. Though we have noticed Ashiok has an odd tendency for claiming certain memorabilia from each patient they visit, Ashiok is our most trusted advisor in assisted death.

Logic Knot is a hard counter for those nasty germs, especially when you delve your Fetch Lands!

Negate says "no" to any foreign agents that try to make their way in.

Esper Charm is Esperin's namesake; it has a variety of modes, it's boosts our immune system and discards infected cells, forces foreign agents out, and destroys any static germ that refuses to leave.

Supreme Verdict is a catchall cleansing wipe.

Path to Exile extracts any infesting virus on the field.

Collective Brutality is another chemical with a few modes. By discarding some infected cells, we can shut down a possible spell of sickness from an opposing agent, kill off a small bug that began its infestation and it can give us a small boost in the immune system while attacking the host virus. Our most infected cells are Lingering Souls - those make great targets to discard to this.

Failure / Comply returns a foreign agent back to its host and prevents it from reentry!


Updates Add

Hey, n0bunga youre a big dummy for selling your Snaps, as theyre now $90, same with your Collective Brutalities.

Tentatively, crappier cards will go in until you learn not to do this again:

Wall of Omens - actually not terrible, and protects the Doctors.

Torrential Gearhulk Fatcaster mage will have to do.

Spell Swindle - serves you right for selling your value. Take a sauntering counterspell.



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This deck is Modern legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.56
Tokens Narset, 1/1 Spirit, Sorin, 2/2 Vampire
Folders Uncategorized, Stuff, Funny things, Decks I am Building, Control Decks, Walker Decks (7+), Interesting Modern Decks, Cool Decks, All of the Yes, Modern Things, See all 11
Top rank #2 on 2018-02-19
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