Cursed Cardboard

Commander / EDH Curse Enchant Enchantment Multiplayer Pillow Fort Theme/Gimmick WUB (Esper)

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Enchantment (31)

• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Curse of Echoes
• 1x Curse of Exhaustion
• 1x Curse of Fool's Wisdom
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Thirst
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Decree of Silence
• 1x Enchanted Evening
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Fraying Sanity
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Nevermore
• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Starfield of Nyx
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Torment of Scarabs
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Artifact (7)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Land (30)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Calciform Pools
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 5x Island
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vault of Champions

Creature (11)

• 1x Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Danitha Capashen, Paragon
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Heliod's Pilgrim
• 1x Lost Auramancers
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Shepherd of the Flock
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Starfield Mystic
• 1x Zur the Enchanter *f-etch*

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Cleansing Meditation
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Enduring Ideal
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Open the Armory
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Ravenform
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Traumatize

Instant (9)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End

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Esper Enchantress with a "Curse" Subtheme. Currently Oloro is at the helm as I have found through playtesting that people do not like being cursed (what's up with that?) and therefore I attract attackers quickly. The passive life gain has being key to winning many games, however Zur is in the 99 and can easily be swapped in to take the helm.

The main strategy behind the deck is to durdle and stall the game through minor stax pieces until you can begin shutting down players with curses. I have found that there is always a curse to shutdown different deck types so use the durdle/stall time to decide what curses need to be gifted to your opponents. Other utility cards include clone effects so that you needn't worry about committing your valuable resources to a single opponent. Cheated a Overwhelming Splendor onto the Archenemy? Great! Now Copy Enchantment it onto whoever might be ready to take their place!

Combo/Synergies:

• -The card that started it all, Curse of Misfortunes. A one card powerhouse, this gets all the best out for free!
• -Pair your Lost Auramancers with a Solemnity to have him die on the spot and put any enchantment to play for free!
• -Ardenn may seem odd at first glance, but not only can he move equipment, he can also move auras. Guess what curses have as a subtype...
• -Paradox Haze is one of those enchantments that has so many uses. Obviously you could curse your opponents to make those upkeep effects hit them twice as hard, but you can also curse yourself! Curse of misfortunes, Enduring Ideal, and Starfield of Nyx all benefit from a bonus upkeep trigger!
• -Solemnity is a very fun (and rude) card. Don't feel like dying? Pair it with Phyrexian Unlife. Tired of your opponents being able to play? Be "super cool" and pair it with Decree of Silence!
• -Have you Overwhelming Splendor'd an opponent and they just keep tossing out creatures? You could ask them to stop, OR you could send them Curse of Death's Hold and make that choice for them.
• -Do you ever wish you could make someone not able to cast their commander? Or a Cyclonic Rift? Nevermore is the card for you. And what's better, if you pair it with Estrid's Invocation, you can clone Nevermore and name a new card on your upkeep!
• -These two combos are for when you just need someone to pack up and watch the rest of the game. Curse a player with Fraying Sanity and then send a Traumatize their way. Watch as they put half of their library into their graveyard, and then go to end step and watch them put their entire deck into their deck box! Another quick kill is to gift someone with Beacon of Immortality. WOW! Double my life total? Thanks! Oh wait, Tainted Remedy says you lose life that you are supposed to gain...Spectator Mode it is...
• -Lastly, if you just cant keep track of the game anymore; there's just too much going on, just...start over! Well make your opponents start over anyway. Cast Cleansing Meditation while Enchanted Evening is in play and say goodbye to everything! Just make sure you have threshold so you can have your cards back.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.51
Tokens	Bird 1/1 U, Boar 2/2 G, Treasure