Cartel Aristocrat: Can't Touch This

Commander / EDH* Budget Exalted Pauper Tokens Voltron WB (Orzhov)

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Fodder (13)

• 1x Attended Knight
• 1x Battle Screech
• 1x Butcher Ghoul
• 1x Captain's Call
• 1x Cenn's Enlistment
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Gather the Townsfolk
• 1x Icatian Crier
• 1x Loyal Cathar  ^Flip
• 1x Master's Call
• 1x Raise the Alarm
• 1x Seller of Songbirds
• 1x Triplicate Spirits

Greed (4)

• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Unruly Mob

Draw (2)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Read the Bones

Pump (9)

• 1x Akrasan Squire
• 1x Aven Squire
• 1x Bonds of Faith
• 1x Bonesplitter
• 1x Edge of the Divinity
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Guardians of Akrasa
• 1x Sadistic Glee
• 1x Unholy Strength

Land (21)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Outlet (3)

• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Nantuko Husk
• 1x Viscera Seer

Commander (1)

Removal (6)

• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Perilous Myr
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Unmake

Boom (1)

• 1x Fortify

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My friends and I decided to build 60-card singleton pauper decks with an uncommon (rarity) commander. We are playing a 1v1, 20 starting life total variant.

Building this was fun! The goal: use tokens to protect Cartel Aristocrat and make her essentially unblockable (give her protection from the color of your choice), though the token swarm can go wide when the situation calls for it.

The other sac outlets are here to capitalize on token production if the queen isn't out and threaten loads of damage. Also included are typical elements of control and pump to potentiate Cartel Aristocrat. Maybe the exalted guys are extraneous? Input would be greatly appreciated! Here's an example of another deck in the format.

4/2- Whispersilk Cloak has been kind of unnecessary, given how much fodder the deck already has to make the Aristocrat elusive. I added Fortify so alpha striking with tokens is a potential win con. Battle Screech is replacing Mana Tithe because of its raw value and it's less circumstantial. I want to give Viscera Seer a whirl but I'm not sure what to cut for it. The exalted guys have been great - they pump and can be sacrificed to the aristocrat.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Uncommons 39 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.21
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W, Citizen 1/1 W, Human 1/1 W, Kithkin Soldier 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W