Bouncy Castle of Tears

Commander / EDH WUB (Esper)

MendicantOfMirth

Creature (25)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Arena Rector
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Cavalier of Dawn
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Deepglow Skate
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Felidar Guardian
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Vela the Night-Clad
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Contingency Plan
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Dream Cache
• 1x Exhume
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Time Wipe
• 1x Winds of Abandon

Land (35)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 6x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Isolated Watchtower
• 1x Meandering River
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Piranha Marsh
• 4x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 1x Submerged Boneyard
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Cove

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Oath of Teferi
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Parallax Wave

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis
• 1x Teferi, Temporal Archmage
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Telling Time

Artifact (11)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x The Chain Veil
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

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A Rube-Goldberg of duct tape and no respect for my pod, Shout out to darrenhabib for the best commander pitch I've ever seen. The rightful Queen of Fate will no longer collect dust as long as I can afford!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.52
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Elephant 3-3 G, Emblem Teferi, Temporal Archmage, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Golem 3/3 C, Vampire Knight 1/1 B