Bitch Tits

Commander / EDH

PaleScream1195

Land (33)

• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 4x Forest
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 6x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Westvale Abbey

Artifact (12)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Instant (18)

• 1x Aetherize
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Capsize
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Force of WillGC
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Memory Plunder
• 1x Misdirection
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Sprout Swarm
• 1x Summary Dismissal
• 1x Whispers of the Muse

Creature (13)

• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Chainer, Dementia Master
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Krosan Restorer
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Seedborn MuseGC
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Voidmage Husher

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, the Last Hope

Commander (1)

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Ancestral Vision
• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Lab Rats
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Pore Over the Pages
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
• 1x Seasons Past
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Search for Azcanta
• 1x Squirrel Nest

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Sideboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x The Scarab God
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant

Artifact (3)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon
• 1x Sculpting Steel

Sorcery (1)

• 1x In Garruk's Wake

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Sylvan Library

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This is my control deck, it was dubbed this by the playgroup that I am often playing with down at my local card shop. It doesn't want to allow others to really play the game. It just wants to dictate the flow of the game from start to finish.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 2 Mythic Rares 49 - 7 Rares 14 - 1 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.71
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Liliana, the Last Hope, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Rat 1/1 B, Saproling 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B