Beamtown Bullies White Elephant Gifts

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund)

ImbecillicusRex

Creature (36)

• 1x Avaricious Dragon
• 1x Avatar of Growth
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Corpse Connoisseur
• 1x Eater of Days
• 1x Ebonblade Reaper
• 1x Enslaved Horror
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Hell's Caretaker
• 1x Hellcarver Demon
• 1x Hellraiser Goblin
• 1x Hired Giant
• 1x Hunted Wumpus
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Inverter of Truth
• 1x Jagged Poppet
• 1x Lesser Gargadon
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Old-Growth Dryads
• 1x Oriq Loremage
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Plague Reaver
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Soulgorger Orgg
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor
• 1x Viashino Bey
• 1x Vile Entomber
• 1x Warmonger Hellkite
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darigaaz's Caldera
• 1x Deathcap Glade
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Forest
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Riveteers Overlook
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Savage Lands
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Commander (1)

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Culling Ritual
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Unmarked Grave

Instant (5)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Deathsprout
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Thrill of Possibility *f-etch*

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Tortured Existence
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Wound Reflection

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Creature (9)

• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer
• 1x Bhaal, Lord of Murder
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Death Kiss
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant
• 1x Life of the Party
• 1x Taunting Kobold

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Ghoulish Impetus
• 1x Invasion Plans
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Predatory Impetus
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x War Cadence

Instant (1)

• 1x Camouflage

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Besmirch
• 1x Coronation of Chaos
• 1x Spectacular Showdown

Artifact (3)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Tel-Jilad Stylus

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Like everyone, I have an Eater of Days around waiting for a deck to go in and then I saw The Beamtown Bullies.

So this is where I'm putting stuff for that deck as it comes together. The main goal is "give people stuff that's bad for them."

Combos include: The Beamtown Bullies + Soulgorger Orgg + Wound Reflection (give someone an orgg, then double the life loss to kill them)

Hell's Caretaker + Thornbite Staff + either Zulaport Cutthroat or Goblin Sharpshooter (also requires one creature to sacrifice and one in the graveyard- loop sacrifices with caretaker/staff and each death triggers the cutthroat or untaps the sharpshooter.)

Goblin Sharpshooter + Basilisk Collar is a two-card board wipe with a hint of life gain.

Despotic Scepter can make The Beamtown Bullies reuse the same creature, as can Royal Assassin by killing the creature prior to exile.

The fastest possible play this deck can do, if I counted right, is kill 2 opponents on (their) turn 5 and the last on turn 6.

This thing runs so many of the standard "hey, wouldn't it be awful if" Beamtown things that it's kind of the straightforward standard build of the deck. I think it might be interesting to rebuild it as a goad deck or something with combat tricks to break symmetry on blocks. Consider also maybe https://deckstats.net/decks/130249/1709624-all-edh-group-hug-cards-and-po for some spicy choices.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Commander Decks I Have