An Old-School Nightmare

Commander / EDH EnbyGolem

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Rotating in More Creatures + Rule Zero Sideboard —Dec. 31, 2022

Hello! For those interested, here's another deep-dive into the newest updates to my favorite deck. :)

In order for this deck to run, it needs a very large creature mass. Non-creature's can gum-up the already clunky jank engine that this deck seeks to build. I think it is time to try to nudge the number of creatures up once again. In this deck, even a simple vanilla creature can oftentimes provide more long-term utility to the deck than many non-creature cards. Old-School black's power demands sacrifice – those small bodies lubricate the deck's game-plan in many different ways, whether it's by adding bursts of mana, temporarily boosting the power of other creatures, or simply staving off the insatiable hunger of some of the deck's biggest and most terrifying horrors. I have cut 2 such non-creatures in order to make room for this expansion in creatures:

Life Chisel is such a cool card! I've been trying to work with it for years now. Unfortunately, its timing restriction simply makes this card very difficult to use. Over all those years, I have never been able to use its effects in any meaningful way. I know there are scenarios that this could absolutely swing otherwise impossible situations, which makes slotting this out really difficult. While with the Chisel gone, I no longer have a way to gain life in the deck, I simply wasn't gaining life with it around either.

Head Games is a really neat card in the way it can provide politics in a game with 3 other players. Unfortunately, I just haven't been able to pull it into situations that highlight its power. I find myself often holding on to it throughout most of the game, trying to wait for the right change to use it. Those beats are very hard to find though and as such the game usually passes by those moments before I can use it.

Along with these 2 above, I also found I needed to rotate a couple creatures as well for other cards I want to try:

Withered Wretch while actually quite a powerful card in terms of its fairly restriction-free ability to remove problematic cards from out opponent's graveyards, I just find the design of the card kind of boring. While perhaps a petty aspect, I'm also just not a fan of the artwork for this particular deck. I've actually been looking for a replacement for this card for awhile – Eater of the Dead will fill a similar role in the deck and I think fits into the theme much better.

Banshee I love this card so much but my gods is it bad! I love that it can deal direct damage to help strike creatures, players, and even plansewalkers immediately; the problem is that this effect is incredibly costly! Not only is it a mana-intensive effect, it also comes at great cost to my life. Now with literally no way to gain life, this cost is even more relevant, especially because life can be used for so many other abilities in the deck.

Witch Engine is another one of those cards I really adore. That effect is so fascinating! Unfortunately, at least in my play group, its ability is almost never incentive enough for me to really curry any political bargains. It simply comes out way too late in the game for people to be interested in its value.

There are two different types of creatures that we will be filling in these new deck slot. The first are creatures that provide specific utility:

Krovikan Horror for this deck, Krovikan Horror is almost a complete upgrade from our old friend Banshee. It's incredibly useful as a direct damage engine that again allows us to target direct problem creatures, become a potential player-killer (given enough mana and bodies on board), and even as a mitigation tool against Planeswalkers (which is quite rare in old-school black). In addition, Horror provides a very useful sac outlet and even has a way to recur itself!

Eater of the Dead is such a unique creature! Is it the best graveyard control ever? Nope, not even a little bit. It does seem like quite a fun mechanic to try out though and can be very useful in specific situations. That art simply fits so well too! This was a card I had been wanting to add for quite a while but the cost was always a deterrent. With the recent dip in reserve list cards though, this little guy finally came down to a price I felt comfortable acquiring it at.

Ebon Praetor is just one of those amazingly weird cards that I have been looking at for a long, long time. I am so excited I finally found room for it in an actual deck. Let's be honest, its usability as a beater is restricted to just trample and will likely have a difficult time really packing in damage at all times through the game. Luckily it also serves as a potential sac outlet, though that utility is also quite restricted in its timing and usability. This is one of those cards that is absolutely out-classed by many other potential includes - a combination of its passable abilities and enigmatic artwork give it a pass, at least for now!

The second category of creature I am adding are evasive threats. Through many games with this deck, I find myself increasingly relying more and more on evasive creatures to actually carry damage to our opponents - here are 3 new flying baddies to help achieve some of the increased damage!

Hypnox is by far the biggest of all the new includes! Its mana value actually surpasses all other cards in my deck so far, its stat line is smaller only to my rotten soldier, Devouring Strossus. While most games will probably see Hypnox simply as an evasive beatstick, this deck definitely has the tools to hard-cast it for devastating value.

Catacomb Dragon is a bit of a wild card. This is another creature I want to try simply because of its very strange ability. At its most basic, a 4/4 flier is enough for it to serve some much needed evasive support!

Stalking Bloodsucker bolsters its evasion with a pretty functional discard outlet. While almost a strictly worse Skyshroud Vampire in this deck, the fact that Bloodsucker can provide extra utility by discarding cards on a pumpable, flying body is reason enough to give it a shot in the deck.

Awhile ago, I was discussing with my play group how cool Yawgmoth's Bargain is. One of the members actually suggested we try playing it in my deck as a way to help it keep up with their much stronger builds. If there was a deck out there that could use Bargain's ability in a fair way, it would be this little guy! We found that, while it is certainly strong, it does not come close to breaking anything. Since then, I sometimes slot it into the deck as a way to help give it a chance against vastly more powerful decks.

Because I already have this Rule-Zero sideboard, I decided to see if I could run another card I've always wanted to play with. I have been wishing that Balthor's ability could bring back Teeka's Dragon since the start of building this deck. Recently, my play group agreed that the card would certainly be fine to include – the Rule-Zero patch simply allows the Dragon to come back with all the other black creatures from the graveyard. I have yet to actually play with the card so its place in the deck at all may change, depending on if the effects it brings are worth the hassle.

Asgeren says... #1

Congratulations on getting Lord of the Pit and in Beta nonetheless! That is such a cool card - especially for this deck!

P.S. I love the new theme music <3

September 7, 2022 3:39 p.m.

EnbyGolem says... #2

Asgeren I absolutely love it! Easily the coolest (and rarest) cardboard I own. It’s clearly seen a lot of games over the years and I’m so glad it has new life feasting on my creatures instead of getting sealed up in a collector binder somewhere.

And thank you! My main three EDH deck titles are all named after some of my favorite, thematically flavorful music. I’m not sure why I didn’t put them out earlier but its been a lot of fun embedding the YouTube links in the deck descriptions ^.^

September 8, 2022 3:13 a.m.

Asgeren says... #3

Aye, that card should be played - and it is so cool to see the nostalgia in peoples' eyes when cards like this hits the table :')

By the way, I don't remember, but have you ever considered Mortal Combat as a flavourful alternative wincon? I mean... that name! x)

September 19, 2022 2:51 p.m.

EnbyGolem says... #4

Oh very cool suggestion Asgeren - I’ll try to find a copy to try it out!

September 20, 2022 2:25 a.m.

First of all love the deck perfect for Halloween(as it is October). Just had to mention this card as it is one of my favorite horror or nightmare worthy cards The Fallen.

October 8, 2022 12:15 p.m.

Macaronigrill5150 yesssss!! I first saw it in a Nizzahon Magic video and almost shit myself XD can definitely vouch for its nightmare-inducing value!!

October 8, 2022 2 p.m.

EnbyGolem says... #7

Macaronigrill5150 that art is absolute perfection for this deck! I’m not sure if I’ll be able to find a slot for it but I need to pick up a copy just for the spooky vibes alone. Thank you so much for the kind words and great suggestion! <3

October 9, 2022 4:24 a.m.

EnbyGolem of course thanks for the upvotes

October 9, 2022 2:04 p.m.