Amonkhet Minotaurs

Modern Argy

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Questions asked at FNM by my Opponents —May 7, 2017

"That Creature is how big? FIVE FOUR?!"

"Why do I keep losing life on your end step?"

"Why are all your creatures hitting me for two extra damage?"

"Does black have a counter spell, now?"

"Why can't my creature block?"

"How did everything get trample?"

"OH GOD! CAN YOU JUST MAKE IT STOP?!!"

Argy says... #1

Tappedout: Your deck is not that good, Argy. There are all these decks that beat it all the time.

Argy: Really? It goes quite well in all the tests I have run.

(Argy plays deck at FNM. It gets in the top 4.)

Argy: Hmmmmm maybe it's not that bad, after all.


I can't count how many times this has happened to me, on this site.

May 5, 2017 11:28 a.m.

Hardhitta7 says... #2

Argeaux your deck sucks! Winning doesn't make it good! It's how similar it is to other decks!

=P

Congrats on doing well! Hoping you take down the Mardu Junkpile soon!

May 5, 2017 11:40 a.m.

Argy says... #3

Let's face it, hardhitta71194, there just isn't enough Moo Cow love on this site.

May 5, 2017 11:47 a.m.

Hardhitta7 says... #4

We need Bovine Equality!

May 5, 2017 11:51 a.m.

BanoMD says... #5

Congrats on doing well at your FNM!

As a fellow Cow-lover, I'm pumped to see this did well.

May 5, 2017 11:53 a.m.

BanoMD says... #6

Just so you know, I put the link to this deck in my own Minotaur deck. You/your deck helped me with some of the ideas for mine, I wanted to give you credit.

If you're not okay with it, let me know and I'll remove it.

May 5, 2017 2:47 p.m.

clayperce says... #7

Argeaux,
There you go again, trying to muddy our opinions with actual (shudder) data.

We all know this deck sucks. If you'd just consider our meta, our bizarre edge-case Christmasland interactions, and our play-style ... well it'd probably still suck, but at least it'd suck less.

Until then, good luck in your so-called tournaments ...

//

Seriously though, CONGRATS to you and The Herd!!

May 5, 2017 3:03 p.m.

Argy says... #8

clayperce aw, I WISH you hadn't written that last sentence.

I was pissing myself with laughter up until then!

"edge-case Christmasland interactions" is up there with "Zippo McEdgelord" in the humour stakes.

May 5, 2017 3:13 p.m.

Argy says... #9

Let me correct myself.

Of course it should have been "Zippo Tricks McEdgelord".

May 5, 2017 3:32 p.m.

Argy says... #10

47 damage on Turn 8.

Just saying.

May 6, 2017 9:24 a.m.

Zaueski says... #11

Is that through interaction or just goldfishing?

May 6, 2017 10:06 a.m.

Argy says... #12

Interaction.

I was playing against my hubby. We each play one deck against each other on our iPads.

He had three Creatures out and was on 18 life. I Exerted both Ahn-Crop Crashers.

May 6, 2017 10:18 a.m.