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Commander / EDH

Bad_sport

Land (34)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dromar's Cavern
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 10x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Knowledge Exploitation
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Psychic Intrusion
• 1x Stolen Goods

Instant (23)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Capsize
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Forbid
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Lost in the Mist
• 1x Mystic Confluence
• 1x Overwhelming Intellect
• 1x Remand
• 1x Rescind
• 1x Resounding Wave
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Silumgar's Command
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Spelljack
• 1x Supplant Form
• 1x Time Stop
• 1x Wipe Away

Artifact (11)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crystal Shard
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gemstone Array
• 1x Manalith
• 1x Ornate Kanzashi
• 1x Vessel of Endless Rest

Commander (1)

Creature (18)

• 1x AEthersnipe
• 1x Alhammarret, High Arbiter
• 1x Blizzard Specter
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Fiend of the Shadows
• 1x Guile
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Mindleech Mass
• 1x Reflector Mage
• 1x Silent-Blade Oni
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Temporal Adept
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Tidespout Tyrant
• 1x Time Elemental
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant
• 1x Wrexial, the Risen Deep

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Cloud Cover
• 1x Dispersing Orb
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Seer's Vision
• 1x Telepathy

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Ok, full disclosure: you will lose friends playing this deck. It's not because it wins a lot, or that it's particularly powerful. It's HOW it wins. It's truly awful. I feel guilty for building it. I've asked myself hard questions about my moral fibre. My mother called me after I published the list. She didn't approve.

So the idea here is basically just to take everything your oppoents have and beat them in the face with that. And yes, that includes their lands. See, there was a tiny little change in commander rules a while back that made it so you can make mana of any colour. Before that, Sen Triplets sucked balls to be frank. But now you don't need all that silly stuff like Mycosynth Lattice to play your opponents cards. You just need them to be in their hand.

Look, this deck does not win a lot, so if you're here to dominate the game then look elsewhere. But in the games it takes control, it does it in the most cruel way.

Here's how it works: use the early game to build a 5 colour mana base and counter your opponents' threats by either countering or bouncing them. In the mid game, play Sen Triplets and start victimizing someone, but be ready: once you start sucking the life out of one opponent the rest are going to clue in on the cruel fate that awaits them. Don't expect them to be happy about it.

The general method of killing is: At the end of the previous player's turn, bounce things back to your victim's hand using things like Capsize, Time Elemental, Temporal Adept etc. Start by bouncing their lands. Then on your turn, target them with Sen Triplets. If you also happen to have Teferi in play, they won't even get a chance to respond. Then play the lands and other things you like from their hand, making sure you only play their spells, keeping your own in hand. Once you've drained them of all mana, get to work on all their other permanents and their hand. They will be left with nothing in play, nothing in hand, and unable to stop you from taking all they have. Then kill them with it and move on to the next victim.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.14
Tokens	Copy Clone