Aggresive Prison Sex

Standard Aggro Budget Competitive Mono-Black

StonedJesus

Creature (26)

• 3x Bone Picker
• 2x Dire Fleet Poisoner
• 3x Dread Wanderer
• 1x Dread Wanderer
• 4x Gifted Aetherborn
• 3x Night Market Lookout
• 3x Ruin Raider
• 2x Scrapheap Scrounger
• 2x Scrapheap Scrounger
• 3x Vicious Conquistador

Land (21)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Ifnir Deadlands
• 19x Swamp

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Sword-Point Diplomacy
• 4x Walk the Plank

Instant (7)

• 4x Fatal Push
• 3x Supernatural Stamina

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Sideboard

Instant (5)

• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 3x Vona's Hunger
• 1x Vraska's Contempt

Creature (5)

• 2x Ammit Eternal
• 1x Bone Picker
• 2x Skittering Heartstopper

Sorcery (5)

• 3x Dispossess
• 2x Lost Legacy

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (10)

• 2x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 3x Doomfall
• 4x Duress
• 1x Lost Legacy

Artifact (3)

• 3x Heart of Kiran

Creature (11)

• 2x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 3x Glint-Sleeve Siphoner
• 2x Skittering Heartstopper
• 4x Wanted Scoundrels

Instant (2)

• 2x Vraska's Contempt

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Dead Man's Chest

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty

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This is my attempt at making a Standard deck. I had some of the cards laying around and the others I bought and/or am buying. It's based on getting a shitton of creatures out and thinning theirs down to swing for game early. I really want to run 3x Ammit Eternals in here, but I'm not too sure how that'll work so it's on standby. I have Sword-Point Diplomacy (more effective than you think) and Ruin Raider for card draw. Supernatural Stamina for a little protection and end-game pump. Dread Wanderer and Scrapheap Scrounger for late-game recursion. And the rest, for obvious reasons. This deck is very dynamic, so the description will be invalid much of the time. I change the deck a lot and it changes me. The maybeboard is a bit big, but I just wanted to let y'all know what I might consider as options. I could use a lot of feedback and some ideas on how to fight the meta and/or predicted meta. Thanks all,

Love ya,

-StonedJesus

P.S.

So I just got 3-1 in the tourney tonight and I'm pretty proud. I had an unofficial match with the guy who won the tournament afterwards and I won 2-1, but the last game wasn't too fair since he needed one more land. That's what my deck's supposed to do though: win before they can get their big stuff and land for such. And if they get such stuff out there, I'll kill it with Walk the Plank and/or all my deathtouch guys. Some life gain helped me win a couple games, but I generally out-paced my opponents, even the vampire aggro. My biggest challenge was burn, but I sideboarded in my last Supernatural Stamina and used it to keep my creatures (usually a Gifted Aetherborn) safe. So, all 'n' all, my deck worked as planned. I do need to get better at sideboarding though. If I can naturally beat the guy that won the tournament then I think I have a shot at victory.

Top Ranked	Achieved #14 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 11 Rares 19 - 1 Uncommons 6 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.85
Tokens	City's Blessing
Folders	To Try, B Torments, U/B Control, Standard, Standard, Interesting Standard Decks, Standard