Death by Boobies

Commander / EDH* Artifact Indestructible Protection WUB (Esper)

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Artifact (30)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Transmogrant
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Booby Trap
• 1x Citanul Flute
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Forsaken Monument
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grindstone
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Lantern of Insight
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Skyclave Relic
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner

Instant (4)

• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Creature (25)

• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Arcbound Crusher
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Daring Archaeologist
• 1x Darksteel Sentinel
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Filigree Familiar
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Leonin Abunas
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Nullstone Gargoyle
• 1x Painter's Servant
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Salvage Scout
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Skyscanner
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Starnheim Courser
• 1x Traxos, Scourge of Kroog
• 1x Workshop Assistant

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Doomskar
• 1x Hour of Revelation
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Refurbish

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Copy Artifact
• 1x Night Dealings

Commanders (2)

Land (32)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 5x Island
• 1x Nephalia Academy
• 8x Plains
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Strip Mine
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Urza's Mine
• 1x Urza's Power Plant
• 1x Urza's Tower

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Enchantment (3)

• 1x Extravagant Replication
• 1x Field of Dreams
• 1x Phyrexian Scriptures

Artifact (1)

• 1x Scourglass

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Prevent salt with 80085. (Salt may not be prevented, but most players will agree that Death by Boobs is one of the better ways to go)

Death by Boobs

Booby Trap + Lantern of Insight: Lantern of Insight gives your Booby Traps deadly accuracy. Copy Booby Trap multiple times to insta-kill a player on their next draw. Recur it back from the graveyard to repeat on your next target. Combo-kill multiple players with Booby Trap copies and Geier Reach Sanitarium.

• Tutors: Citanul Flute, Kuldotha Forgemaster, Enlightened Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, Inventors' Fair, Demonic Tutor, Grim Tutor, Imperial Seal
• Copy Booby Trap: Clever Impersonator, Phyrexian Metamorph, Prototype Portal, Sculpting Steel, Copy Artifact
• Recursion: Daring Archaeologist, Junk Diver, Myr Retriever, Salvage Scout, Scrap Trawler, Silas Renn, Seeker Adept, Workshop Assistant, Refurbish, Buried Ruin

Other Win Methods:

Grindstone & Painter's Servant: With Painter's Servant in play all cards in libraries share a color, meaning that Grindstone will mill a player's library completely. If an opponent has a card such as Blightsteel Colossus that does not go to the graveyard the game will end in a draw and Grindstone will cause an infinite loop.

Immortal Platinum Angel: Your commander, Rebbec, Architect of Ascension, gives powerful protection to Platinum Angel with the large range of artifact cost in the deck, combined with Darksteel Forge, the only removal become mass creature or artifact exile, which is less common in casual decks.

Major Weakness:

If anyone ever has a mass artifact exile you are gonna be basically fully board wiped. Hopefully you can respond with a Teferi's Protection. After a mass exile you should consider tutoring for the Grindstone combo to end the game as you likely will have lost many important cards to exile.

Other Notes:

• Forsaken Monument and Basalt Monolith gives infinite colorless mana
• Claws of Gix combined with two of the following turns infinite colorless mana into infinite life: Junk Diver, Myr Retriever, Workshop Assistant
• --Arcbound Crusher and Daring Archaeologist will get infinitely big during this combo of sacrificing and replaying artifact creatures
• Sacrifice outlets included because some artifacts want to go to the graveyard but will be difficult for your opponents to remove
• Ashnod's Transmogrant can make Rebbec very difficult to remove so your cards stay protected
• Mystic Forge gives a lot of value as the majority of cards are either artifacts or colorless nonlands
• Artifact Cost Reduction: Cloud Key, The Immortal Sun, Etherium Sculptor, Foundry Inspector, Jhoira's Familiar, Starnheim Courser
• Ghost Quarter targeting Darksteel Citadel will still allow you to search for a land even though Citadel was not destroyed
• Darksteel Forge is good to get out early to protect your artifacts until you have the full range of CMC artifacts out

Deck inspired by EDH Deckbuilding's challenge video. https://youtu.be/lgCHrZP2PSU

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.41
Tokens	Construct 6/12 C, Copy Clone, Myr 1/1 C