Stop Hitting Yourself

Commander / EDH Group Slug Mono-White Soldiers Tokens Weenie

Zerienga

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Alliance of Arms
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x End Hostilities
• 1x Harsh Mercy
• 1x Righteous Confluence
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Karma
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Martyr's Cause
• 1x Mobilization
• 1x Proper Burial

Artifact (25)

• 1x Angelheart Vial
• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Armageddon Clock
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Barbed Wire
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Copper Tablet
• 1x Dingus Staff
• 1x Doom Cannon
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Jade Monolith
• 1x Konda's Banner
• 1x Shield of the Avatar
• 1x Skullcage
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sun Droplet
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Time Bomb
• 1x Torture Chamber
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Elspeth Tirel

Creature (19)

• 1x Angelic Skirmisher
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Catapult Master
• 1x Daru Warchief
• 1x Deathless Angel
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Field Marshal
• 1x Healer of the Pride
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Knight-Captain of Eos
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Purity
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Suture Priest

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Forbidding Watchtower
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Kjeldoran Outpost
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 20x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Rod of Spanking

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A wacky deck that focuses on hitting itself (and opponents) with external damaging effects.

Maybeboard is actually a card I'm throwing in in place of a plains if my playgroup allows it. Simply for fun and to spank myself.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.06
Tokens	Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W