I'm Not Touching You

Commander / EDH Artifact Casual Jank Mono-Black Unblockable Voltron

morciel

Artifact (22)

• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Chariot of Victory
• 1x Elbrus, the Binding Blade  ^Flip
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Fleetfeather Sandals
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Haunted Cloak
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Renegade Map
• 1x Skeleton Key
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Traveler's Amulet
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Land (36)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 30x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Creature (18)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Crypt Rats
• 1x Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief
• 1x Dread
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Filth
• 1x Geth, Lord of the Vault
• 1x Gilt-Leaf Winnower
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Priest of Yawgmoth
• 1x Thrull Wizard
• 1x Wild-Field Scarecrow

Instant (8)

• 1x Death Denied
• 1x Death Wind
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Traitor's Clutch
• 1x Withering Boon
• 1x Wretched Confluence

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Behold the Beyond
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Fortuitous Find
• 1x Macabre Waltz
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Wander in Death

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation

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I have always wanted to build this, and now, I have.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.36
Tokens	Harpy 1/1 B
Folders	Cool Stuff, Decks I have in paper