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Commander / EDH Control WUB (Esper)

Juniperidlis

Land (34)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Detection Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 6x Island
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 4x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Cove

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Vindicate

Instant (21)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Eerie Interlude
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Unwind
• 1x Utter End

Creature (16)

• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Captain of the Mists
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Enclave Cryptologist
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Niblis of the Breath
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Puppeteer
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Thief of Sanity
• 1x Tideforce Elemental
• 1x Vizier of Tumbling Sands

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Puppet Strings
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unbender Tine

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Crab Umbra
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Retreat to Coralhelm

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The Commander's Quarters's Merieke Ri Berit deck was my first ever commander deck, but it had many cards that could be upgraded, and it didn't have any secondary win-con. This is a heavily upgraded deck that was inspired by the original deck. When I got my Merieke deck, I didn't understand how much fun it would be, and how absolutely god-awful it would be for the opposing players, especially if they were playing aggro. I don't suggest Merieke for anyone who doesn't want to piss people off. Anyway, enjoy!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.15
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C