The Never Ending Story

Casual Control Creatureless Prison Theme/Gimmick WU (Azorius)

BigBillBallSnob

Land (25)

• 4x Dark Depths
• 4x Hallowed Fountain
• 4x Mystic Gate
• 4x Prairie Stream
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 4x Thespian's Stage
• 4x Tranquil Cove

Sorcery (11)

• 4x Call to Mind
• 4x Shahrazad
• 3x Void Snare

Artifact (8)

• 4x Expedition Map
• 2x Lich's Mirror
• 2x Mirror Universe

Enchantment (10)

• 4x Humility
• 2x Karmic Justice
• 4x Lightmine Field

Instant (8)

• 4x Counterspell
• 4x Mystical Tutor

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Sideboard

Enchantment (10)

• 3x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 4x Curse of Exhaustion
• 3x Ghostly Prison

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I know what you're thinking, what a DUCKING FICK.

Well I've been on a mission to try and make the most annoying deck of all time without getting too caught up on feelings, (because I obviously genuinely care how others view and think of me;)

Card Choices

• Defense: With a deck that annoys people this much you better have some decent protection because this deck comes with with rage at no extra cost. Humility turns each creature into a 1/1 abilitlyless sack of goop; coupled with Lightmine Field those 1/1 creatures are as good as 0/0's. Counterspell Counters whatever our opponent decides to throw at us, Lich's Mirror saves our life if we lose for some reason, Mirror Universe swaps life total with our opponent if things are looking rough, and Karmic Justice punishes our opponent for their own stupid mistakes.

• Win Condition: The Win Condition is a pretty simple and classic one; Dark Depths and Thespian's Stage. By the time shit hits the fan you'll be prepared with this combo and easily take down your opponent in one fell swoop with your 20/20 shiticane. IF however you sense impending doom, and haven't yet drawn these cards, you can always search for the combo using Expedition Map. Since we have Humility and Lightmine Field on the battlefield, our 20/20 Avatar will be a 1/1 worth nothing, so we can cast Void Snare to return Humility to our hand so we can go in for the kill.

• The Never Ending Story: You can play a TOTAL of 355 subgames within the original game of Magic using Shahrazad and Call to Mind, and in each of these games you can play Lich's Mirror to further extend the game. If you don't draw Shahrazad early in the game you can search for it using Mystical Tutor

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 3 Rares 9 - 7 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	2.68
Tokens	Marit Lage