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Commander / EDH* BGW (Abzan, Junk)

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Creature (33)

• 1x Abzan Beastmaster
• 1x Angel of Destiny
• 1x Arasta of the Endless Web
• 1x Belligerent Brontodon
• 1x Carven Caryatid
• 1x Colfenor, the Last Yew
• 1x Daxos, Blessed by the Sun
• 1x Disowned Ancestor
• 1x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Gorm the Great
• 1x Grizzled Leotau
• 1x Guiltfeeder
• 1x Indomitable Ancients
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Leyline Prowler
• 1x Looming Altisaur
• 1x Loxodon Lifechanter
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Oathsworn Giant
• 1x Palisade Giant
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Raving Dead
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Scholar of Athreos
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Silklash Spider
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Virtus the Veiled
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Land (37)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Graypelt Refuge
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Slash the Ranks

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Bower Passage
• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Gravity Well
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Treefolk Umbra
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Commanders (2)

Artifact (6)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Instant (5)

• 1x Deathsprout
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Return to Nature

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Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.89
Tokens	Spider 1/2 G