THRAXIMUNDAR!!!

Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis) Vorthos

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LANDS (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 4x Island
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

THE PROMOTERS (6)

• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Ghoulcaller Gisa
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Propaganda

THE CHEER SQUADS! (4)

• 1x Command the Dreadhorde
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms

ITS IN THE ART (11)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Mistvein Borderpost
• 1x Remove Soul
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Tergrid, God of Fright  ^Flip
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Veinfire Borderpost

ITS IN THE NAME (8)

• 1x Light Up the Stage
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Smashing Success
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Vandalblast

THE POWER OF MUSIC! (7)

• 1x Entrancing Melody
• 1x Maddening Cacophony
• 1x Mind Grind
• 1x Seething Song
• 1x Song-Mad Treachery  ^Flip
• 1x Sonic Burst
• 1x Swan Song

THE BAND (5)

• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Tezzeret, Master of Metal

MONAY AND FAME (3)

• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

HEAR MY VOICE! (9)

• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Incendiary Command
• 1x Mass Mutiny
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Rush of Knowledge
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Whispering Madness

THE CROWDS GOING CRAZY! (6)

• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Cerebral Vortex
• 1x Cheering Fanatic
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Shatterskull Smashing  ^Flip

ELECTRIC POWER (5)

• 1x Empowered Autogenerator
• 1x Firemind Vessel
• 1x Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Stormfist Crusader

ITS IN THE FLAVOR (2)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Lookout's Dispersal

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THRAXIMUNDAR!!!

THRAXIMUNDAR GOT A NEW LOOK AND THRAXIMUNDAR GOT A NEW LIFE DREAM: GET A BAND TOGETHER AND JAM OUT. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE THRAXIMUNDAR'S NEW BAND: THRAXIMUNDAR!!!

THE BAND

THRAXIMUNDAR WILL NOW TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE IN THE BAND!

• THE LEAD VOCALIST: THRAXIMUNDAR !
• THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S GUITARIST: G TITAN !
• THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S BASSIST: MOGIS
• THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S ALL AROUND PLAYER: THE MASTER OF METAL
• THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S BACKGROUND VOCALISTS: OUR MUSE AND OUR SIREN

ITS IN THE NAME

SOME RULES OF METAL

• FIRST YOU GOTTA GET THE CROWD GOING BY LIGHTING UP THE STAGE
• YOU GOTTA ROCK AND ROLL
• YOU NEED TO HAVE CREATIVITY
• YOUR VOICE NEEDS TO HAVE DOMINANCE
• YOU NEED TO INDULGE
• EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A BLAST
• YOU NEED TO SPEAK TO THEIR SOUL
• AND YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THE SHOW IS A SMASHING SUCCESS

THE POWER OF MUSIC!

THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S SONGS WILL MAKE YOU KEEP ROCKIN' UNTIL YOU DIE!

• WE'LL ENTRANCE YOU!
• OUR SONGS ARE SEETHING WITH PASSION
• THOUGH SOME SAY WE ARE AS ELEGANT AS SWANS ...
• BUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THOSE DEADLY SONIC BURSTS
• SOME HATERS SAY THEY JUST HEAR A MADDENING CACOPHONY AND IT GIVES THEM A HEADACHE
• BUT KEEP LISTENING AND YOU'LL SOON BE JOINING OUR CROWD, JAMMING TO OUR MAD SONGS  

HEAR MY VOICE!

THRAXIMUNDAR'S VOICE WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME; YOU MIGHT EVEN DIE PARTYING TOO HARD!

• TO THE UNTRAINED EARS, THEY MIGHT HEAR A TORMENTING VOICE AND FEAR THE MADDENING WHISPERS
• BUT SOON, ALL YOUR FACE ORIFICES WILL FEEL THE RUSH OF MY WORDS AND MY HOWLING
• YOU WILL WANT TO BETRAY ALL OTHER FORMS OF MUSIC
• YOU WILL WANT TO HEAD MY COMMANDS, BE IT PROFANE , EXPLOSIVE , OR MAYBE EVEN CRYPTIC
• WHEN YOU HEAR MY FINAL DECREE , THE SHOW MIGHT SEEM OVER... BUT IT ALWAYS COMES BACK

ELECTRIC POWER

THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S SHOWS ARE ALWAYS VISUAL MASTER PIECES WITH OUR TECHNICIANS AND POWER SOURCES!

• THRAXIMUNDAR'S LIGHT TECHNICIAN: KRAUM!
• THRAXIMUNDAR'S POWER TECHNICIAN: STORM!!
• WE POWER EVERYTHING THROUGH: THIS GENERATOR , THIS SHINY ELECTRIC THINGY , AND A LITTLE BIT OF LIGHTNING

THE CHEER SQUADS!

THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S LOVING FANS HAVE COME TO CHEER US ON!

• ITS ALMOST LIKE A SWARM AT OUR SHOWS
• SOMETIMES SOME FIGHTS BREAK OUT.. BUT EVEN MORE PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP FOR THE FUN!
• OUR FANS ALWAYS CHEER AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!
• OUR FANS COME FROM EVERYWHERE TO SEE US.. EVEN FROM THE DEAD! ... SO MUCH, THEY COME BACK TWICE!

THE CROWDS GOING CRAZY!

DURING THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S SHOW, WE WILL MAKE SURE:

• YOU DANCE!
• YOU WILL BE CAPTIVATED!
• EXPERIENCE SEE EXTREME VISUALS!
• HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!
• AND MAYBE HAVE SOME SMASHING FIGHTS!  

ITS IN THE FLAVOR

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES OF THINGS; YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO BRING OUT!

• SOMETIMES SEEMINGLY USELESS OBJECTS CAN BRING OUR A GREAT HARMONY
• THOUGH A BEING MIGHT JUST BE SITTING AROUND, THEY COULD BE A HURRICANE OF SINGING TALENT

THE PROMOTERS!

NOW, THRAXIMUNDAR WILL HAND IT OVER TO OUR PROMOTERS!

• Gisa : Hello dears, we all know you...
• THRAXIMUNDAR: AHEM!
• Gisa: Oh.. right.. I MEAN.. HELLO DEARS! WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THIS FABULOUS SHOW! I AM THE MAIN RECURITE FOR NEW BODIES AND ADVERTISING , SO YOU WILL SEE ME OUT AN ABOUT!
• GISA: NOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BUYING SOME TICKETS, YOU WILL NEED TO HEAD DOWN TO THE VERY LEGITAMENT MARKET AND SEE OUR SMALL FRIEND
• GISA: IF YOU EVER GET LOST ON YOUR WAY TO THE SHOW, JUST LOOK FOR THE EVENING STAR ; IT WILL LEAD YOU THE RIGHT WAY
• IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BOOKING THRAXIMUNDAR!!!, MAKE SURE YOU CONTACT OUR AGENT

MONEY AND FAME

GISA: DON'T FORGET THAT DURING THE CONCERT, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO PROCURE SOME EXTRA MONEY, IF OUR SMALL FRIEND DOESN'T GET IT FIRST!

• FIGHTING DURING THE CONCERT IS RECOMMENDED, LOOSE CHANGE MIGHT DROP
• IF YOU DIE DURING THE CONCERT, ALL YOUR MONEY WILL GO TO A GREAT CAUSE
• WE ARE VERY GENEOURS THOUGH, WE DO LIKE TO HELP EVERYONE !

AGENT: ALL PROCEEDS MADE BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER THE CONCERT GO DIRECTLY TO THRAXIMUNDAR!!!'S BANK ACCOUNT; WE ARE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANY/ALL INJURIES AND DEATHS.

LANDS

GISA: THRAXIMUNDAR!!! SHOWS ALL OVER THE PLACE, DON'T FORGET TO SEE US IN:

• TOMBS
• BLIGHTSTEP AND SEARSTEPS  
• CRYPTS
• BLOODSTAINED MIRES
• BOGS
• CLEARWATER AND MURKWATER  
• TOWERS
• NECROPOLISES
• GRAVEN CAIRNS
• ISLANDS
• WELLS
• MOUNTAINS
• SANCTUARIES
• POLLUTED DELTAS
• RIVERGLIDE AND LAVAGLIDE  
• SCALDING TARNS
• STEAMY VENTS
• RUINS
• SWAMPS
• GRAVES
• ALL LANDSCAPES
• EVEN AT YAWGMOTH'S TOMB!
• NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL HAVE A BLAST !

ITS IN THE ART

GISA: AROUND TOWN, YOU WILL SEE POSTERS FOR OUR SHOW; YOU WILL GET THAT METAL FEEL AS YOU MIGHT SEE. THRAXIMUNDAR, PLEASE GIVE US A FEW LYRICS PLEASE!

• ALTARS OF VARIOUS DEGREES
• POSSIBLY A FEW DECOMPOSING BODIES
• BLOODY RIVERS AND BONES
• EVIL BEINGS AND CULTISTS WILL FEEL AT HOME
• LIGHTNING, BLOOD, AND SKULLS
• WILL HELP YOUR SOUL
• POINTY FIGURES IN BLACK
• WILL DANCE BEHIND HIS BACK  
• THE ONES WHO ARE DECEASED
• BECOME ELECTRIC AND CANNOT CEASE

GISA: AND LAST WE HAVE... HEY THRAXIMUNDAR, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. IT HAS BEEN OVER USED I HAVE HEARD. IT MIGHT BE A STOCK IMAGE. THRAXIMUNDAR: IN THAT CASE, USE THIS BEAUTIFUL RENDITION I MADE MYSELF! GISA: WELL... HERE IS OUR LAST PIECE!

• A DRAGONS' SORROW CAN BRING PEACE TO ALL THAT SEE, FOR HE THIS WAS EVERYONES' PLEA

WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!

Top Ranked	Achieved #4 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #3 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis) 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Vorthos 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.46
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Gold, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B