Squirrels, squirrels everywhere. You can hear their squeaking, in the trees, in the ground, everywhere. Then the shaking starts. You feel the ground quivering as you see in the distance trees falling. You finally look up to see a hoard of GIANT FREAKING SQUIRRELS CHARGING TOWARDS YOU, WANTING TO KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
This deck is a squirrel deck. If you expected different, then go away, we don't need you Squirrel Haters, I have my squirrels. I will now break down the deck so you people will understand it better.
Earthcraft and Squirrel Nest are the obvious champions in this deck. They make infinite squirrels. Who could ask for more? NO ONE! (Besides the Squirrel Haters.)
Coat of Arms makes my beautiful Squirrels BEEFY. Why wouldn't I want it in my deck? (Eldrazi Monument is the same in my eyes) Garruk Wildspeaker does kind of the same thing but less, and he makes beasts. I think that my squirrels enjoy his company.
Bow of Nylea is in here to make the Squirrel Haters afraid to block my wonderful squirrels, and it gives a little bonus if you need it.
I can already guess that you know why Primal Rage is in this deck. It is self-explanatory. But if you don't know, it gives them Trample. I want the Squirrel Haters to suffer for hating squirrels, so i want them to take ALL the damage. ALL OF IT!
Im done explaining my deck to the likes of you Squirrel Haters, but please do try out my Glorious deck. For every +1 I get, I will feed an acorn to a lost and lonely Squirrel. Become a Squirrel Fanatic today! We have Squirrels.
Fastest Way To Win:
Turn 1- Play a Forest and attach Utopia Sprawl to it. End turn.
Turn 2- Play another Forest. Use the Three mana you have to play Squirrel Nest on the new Forest. End turn.
Turn 3- Play third Forest. Play Earthcraft. Tap Squirrel Nest to make a Squirrel and start the infinite combo. Make as many as you want but don't say I make infinite.
Turn 4- Play your next Forest. You have a variety of things you can do now. You could play Coat of Arms with all you mana. You could also play Bloodspore Thrinax and devour all of the squirrels you played last turn. You can then tap the untapped Forest that has Squirrel Nest attached to it to make infinite Squirrels again.
Turn 5- You can play Coat of Arms or play Primal Rage. Either one would be fine. Attack with your SUPER BEEFY SQUIRRELS and you pretty much win. Go Squirrels!
