The Friend Zone

Commander / EDH* Goodstuff GWUB Proliferate Superfriends

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Land (37)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 4x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Indatha Triome
• 2x Island
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Oath of Teferi
• 1x Rhystic Study

Planeswalker (28)

• 1x Ajani, Mentor of Heroes
• 1x Ajani Steadfast
• 1x Ajani Unyielding
• 1x Aminatou, the Fateshifter
• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Jace, Architect of Thought
• 1x Jace, Unraveler of Secrets
• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave
• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Nissa, Vital Force
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited
• 1x Oko, Thief of Crowns
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis
• 1x Tamiyo, Field Researcher
• 1x Teferi, Hero of Dominaria
• 1x Teferi, Master of Time
• 1x Teferi, Temporal Archmage
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler
• 1x The Wanderer
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner
• 1x Vraska, Relic Seeker
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Creature (6)

• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Deepglow Skate
• 1x Evolution Sage
• 1x Jace, Vryn's Prodigy  ^Flip
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Pir, Imaginative Rascal

Commander (1)

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Eerie Ultimatum
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Primevals' Glorious Rebirth
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Wrath of God

Instant (8)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Chain Veil

Maybeboard

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Casualties of War
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Karn's Temporal Sundering
• 1x Settle the Score
• 1x The Elderspell
• 1x Urza's Ruinous Blast
• 1x Wrath of God

Land (4)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Interplanar Beacon
• 1x Lumbering Falls
• 1x Scavenger Grounds

Instant (6)

• 1x Despark
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Ignite the Beacon
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Swan Song

Creature (6)

• 1x Crystalline Crawler
• 1x Flux Channeler
• 1x Lighthouse Chronologist
• 1x Reki, the History of Kamigawa
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Spark Double

Planeswalker (6)

• 1x Dovin Baan
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
• 1x Gideon of the Trials
• 1x Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor
• 1x Sorin, Solemn Visitor
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen

Enchantment (4)

• 1x As Foretold
• 1x Inexorable Tide
• 1x Oath of Nissa
• 1x Privileged Position

Artifact (1)

• 1x Contagion Engine

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My friends hate me. I just want to play all of my planeswalkers... Why friends make sad? When friend get sad, me get angry. And when me get angry, planeswalkers seem to be the best strategy to have the most fun! Me add best cards me own all into one deck! #diversity is our strength! My plan is to diversify my early ramp with spells and artifacts, get my lands and artifacts destroyed, then rinse and repeat! If my opponents don’t have land or artifact destruction, then I will have enough mana to start casting the real treasures of this deck... Planeswalkers! But really, it all starts with turn one and your (MY) opening hand. Basic Forest!!!! Yea, forests matter BRO. Climate Change #duh. This deck seeks to play as many forests and other green lands as possible. This helps to guarantee that we can find our other three colors. (And by our, I mean MY other three colors, after all, this is MY DECK. Don’t get it twisted, pal.) Anywhoo, I wish I could play 54 lands, but I wanted to make this deck as financially prohibitive as possible. That means shaving lands, adding foils, creating synergy, and making newbs cry on command. With enough early ramp we can start casting planeswalkers, eliminating threats, and gaining card advantage in ways never thought possible (except by me, obviously - I designed the goddamn deck.) If Doubling Season sticks around for any amount of turns, you can tell your friends to F right the F on outta here because your (MY) planeswalkers are making the game a broken mess. Your opponents SHOULD shit their pants when they sit down and see Atraxa, Praetors' Voice at the table. They should excrete a secondary shart and/or shit when you play turn one forest. You may need to wait, but when foil Kodama's Reach hits the stack, your opponents will surely recoil in fear... JK but mostly if your friends don’t kill you by turn 4.5, then you are well on your way to making them all hate you. And by your way I mean MY way to your friends hating ME. How could anyone hate YOU? YOU are special, and YOUR friends probably like you. In the late game, we (US, if you must) are almost certainly in a winning position. If you don’t think this is the case, then you can GET WREKT newb. I’ll see you at commander night 2023.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Goodstuff 7 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH GWUB 8 months ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	31 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.75
Tokens	Garruk, Nixilis, Venser, 1/1 Soldier, Food, 2/2 Pirate, Narset, 1/1 Vampire Knight, Jace, 2/2 Spirit, Tamiyo, 9/9 Kraken, 0/0 Construct, 1/1 Assassin, Nissa, Jace, Kiora, Teferi, 3/3 Beast, Treasure, Elspeth, Ajani, Teferi
Folders	Uncategorized, c.Cool, MTG Tabletop, pp