This Deck Owes You An Unpleasant Death

Commander / EDH Bracket 3 Curse Enchant Mono-Black Sacrifice Stax

GutterbonesMan

Enchantment (24)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Fool's Wisdom
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Thirst
• 1x Curse of Wizardry
• 1x Curse of the Restless Dead
• 1x Dreadhorde Invasion
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Gibbering Descent
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Gravestorm
• 1x Last Laugh
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x Torment of Scarabs
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Artifact (8)

• 1x Bolas's CitadelGC
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Crystal Chimes
• 1x Fraying Line
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring

Creature (14)

• 1x Accursed Witch
• 1x Barbed Servitor
• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Kaervek, the Punisher
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Opposition AgentGC
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Tergrid, God of FrightGC
• 1x Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed

Land (35)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Glacial ChasmGC
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Lotus Vale
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 24x Swamp
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms

Commander (1)

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Bubbling Muck
• 1x Choice of Damnations
• 1x Cruel Entertainment
• 1x Curse of the Cabal
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Do or Die
• 1x Fatal Lore
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Fraying Omnipotence
• 1x Pox
• 1x Repay in Kind
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Instant (3)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Darkness
• 1x Imp's Mischief

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Artifact (24)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bag of Holding
• 1x Booby Trap
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Feldon's Cane
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Reito Lantern
• 1x Sceptre of Eternal Glory
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Tangle Wire
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Throne of Eldraine
• 1x Wand of Vertebrae
• 1x Ward of Bones

Land (4)

• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Scorched Ruins
• 1x Westvale Abbey

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Bite of the Black Rose
• 1x Capital Punishment
• 1x Collective Brutality
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Ill-Gotten Gains
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sadistic Shell Game
• 1x Shared Trauma
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Temporal Extortion
• 1x Tempt with Immortality
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Worst Fears

Instant (7)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Consuming Corruption
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Hellish Rebuke
• 1x Scour from Existence
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Bottomless Pit
• 1x Contamination
• 1x Cunning Rhetoric
• 1x Darkest Hour
• 1x Death Pits of Rath
• 1x Descent into Madness
• 1x Haunted Crossroads
• 1x Infernal Darkness
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Koskun Falls
• 1x Spreading Plague
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Creature (10)

• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Blood Pet
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Muck Drubb
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

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“I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.” - Richard Stamper, Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

A deck I brewed purely as a revenge deck to use on someone if they slighted me in another game and I want them to suffer, Bond villain style.

Pick your target and put them through a slow unnecessarily elaborate death where you’re basically holding them hostage and the rest of the table decides how fast they’re lowered into the tank of sharks.

This deck is designed for pure psychological torture, which aligns with my playstyle of stax and politics. You’ll enjoy playing this deck if you love to see how the decisions of each players affect the outcome, which there’s only really one.

Top Ranked	Achieved #17 position overall 7 months ago Achieved #14 position in Commander / EDH 7 months ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Black 7 months ago
Date added	7 months
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Snake 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed, Zombie Army 0/0 B
Folders	commander decks i be interested in, 2025 Decks
Based on	This Deck Does Not Believe In Free Will GutterbonesMan EDH