Inner Peace

Commander / EDH Artifact Cruel Control WUB (Esper)

FenrisBurgess

Land (34)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 7x Island
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 6x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Skyline Cascade
• 1x Submerged Boneyard
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tranquil Cove

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Counsel of the Soratami
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dimensional Breach
• 1x Divination
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Sorin, Solemn Visitor

Creature (16)

• 1x Archon of the Triumvirate
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Enigma Sphinx
• 1x Ephara, God of the Polis
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Medomai the Ageless
• 1x Merieke Ri Berit
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Sphinx of the Final Word
• 1x Taigam, Ojutai Master
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign
• 1x Zur the Enchanter

Artifact (13)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Obelisk of Esper
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Commander (1)

Instant (15)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Azorius Charm
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chemister's Insight
• 1x Condescend
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Grip of Amnesia
• 1x Lat-Nam's Legacy
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Murder
• 1x Opt
• 1x Orzhov Charm
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Syncopate

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Cloud Cover
• 1x Dovescape
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Oath of Teferi
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Righteous War

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Sideboard

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Intimidation
• 1x Light of Day
• 1x Paradox Haze

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Mind Twist

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Architect of Thought

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"Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions"

Why This?

I found a Sen Triplets for $15 and all it had was scuffs on the edges. Being a card alterer, I was able to fix that up real good, so now I've decided to make a deck around being as rude as possible.

The Game Plan

1. Control your opponent until you can lock them out of your turn with Sen Triplets .
2. Play cards that make it harder for your opponents to play spells until they are effectively locked out of the game.
3. In addition, you may use their own cards to fluster them.
4. Board wipe if your control fails you.
5. Spank them with your big bois until they die.

Combos for Being Rude

You Get the Birds

1. Dovescape
2. Play Sphinx of the Final Word or Taigam, Ojutai Master so you play your instant and sorcery spells.
3. Should probably do this after getting out your artifacts and planeswalker.

Merieke Ri Berit

1. Use Merieke Ri Berit to gain control of creatures. Swiftfoot Boots if you want to protect her.
2. Use Vizier of Tumbling Sands or Freed from the Real when your new pet's usefulness runs out.
3. In the event your opponent manages to destroy Merieke, untap her at instant speed, destroy the controlled creature, tap her to gain control of another one, then let her die in a shower of glory and shame.
4. Merieke can also be swapped for the deck's commander if you want to lose friends consistently.

Big Oath

1. Oath of Teferi
2. Narset Transcendent

Helm of the Grand Arbiter

1. Grand Arbiter Augustin IV is equipped with Helm of the Host
2. Each combat, your white and blue spells get cheaper and your opponents spell keep getting more expensive. Very effective if you've locked them out previously.

Helm of the Ageless

1. Equip Medomai the Ageless with Helm of the Host and hopefully get two extra turns after combat.
2. Come next combat (after your opponent's next turn), you get three extra turns.
3. Lose friends.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 1 Mythic Rares 29 - 3 Rares 21 - 3 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.71
Tokens	1/1 WU Token Creature Bird, Copy Clone, Emblem Narset Transcendent, Emblem Sorin, Solemn Visitor, Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire 2/2 B