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13 Cards Are Not Land

Commander / EDH UR (Izzet)


Whoops I slipped, all of my deck is in my hand. Butterfingers.

Ok, so like imagine a machine gun- And you can like, just keep reloading it. Forever. But it's a shitty machine gun so sometimes it gets jammed. That's this deck. This is the best metaphor I could come up with. This deck is my trash meme child, my cherished mad-science creation.

Win Conditions are the following:

Seismic Assault with a metric ton of land cards in your hand, generally caused by a good Treasure Hunt, or from the combo of Channeled Force or Windfall with Thought Reflection. Or Enter the Infinite. That works too.

Milling out opponents with Windfall by making your hand huge through the same methods described above.

Winning turn four with Countryside Crusher (this requires luck).

Feedback is loved and cherished.

UPDATE: OCT 22 2019 Thank you to Ethanzerker for the suggestion of Throes of Chaos. Also I am not counting the commander as part of the 13 nonlands, for those wondering.

UPDATE: MAY 20 2020 Switched out Fateful Showdown for Channeled Force, meaning Ikoria is now the most busted set in the history of ever because it somehow managed to create a new card for this shitty deck.


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This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

10 - 0 Rares

6 - 0 Uncommons

2 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.07
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+1 Channeled Force main
-1 Fateful Showdown main