Stop Hitting Yourself!

Commander / EDH* Control Discard Enchantment UBRG

pitamoh

Card draw (16)

• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Glint-Eye Nephilim
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• 1x Mercadian Atlas
• 1x Nekusar, the Mindrazer
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Waste Not
• 1x Wheel and Deal
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Flying (9)

• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Fell Specter
• 1x Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Szadek, Lord of Secrets
• 1x Vulturous Zombie
• 1x Wonder

Mana fix (7)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Marsh

1/1 counters (5)

• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Szadek, Lord of Secrets
• 1x Thraximundar
• 1x Vulturous Zombie

Control (4)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Ashen Powder
• 1x Illusory Gains
• 1x Thought Dissector

Trample (4)

• 1x Barbed Shocker
• 1x Brawn
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled

Spell cost (3)

• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Sunbird's Invocation
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Damage (2)

• 1x Barbed Shocker
• 1x Mindcrank

Sacrifice (2)

• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Thraximundar

1/1 counter (1)

• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled

Board wipe (1)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift

Copy (1)

• 1x Faerie Artisans

End step (1)

• 1x Raiders' Wake

Islandwalk (1)

• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie

Life gain (1)

• 1x Sangromancer

Stack the deck (1)

• 1x Lurking Predators

Direct damage (14)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Fell Specter
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Nekusar, the Mindrazer
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Quest for the Nihil Stone
• 1x Raiders' Wake

Discard (13)

• 1x Fell Specter
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Glint-Eye Nephilim
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Quest for the Nihil Stone
• 1x Raiders' Wake
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Waste Not
• 1x Whispering Madness

Ramp (6)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Empowered Autogenerator
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Waste Not
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

ETB (4)

• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Fell Specter
• 1x Illusory Gains

Haste (4)

• 1x Barbed Shocker
• 1x Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thraximundar

Upkeep (4)

• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Quest for the Nihil Stone

Back from grave (2)

• 1x Ashen Powder
• 1x Praetor's Counsel

Buff (2)

• 1x Empyrial Plate
• 1x Glint-Eye Nephilim

Graveyard (2)

• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Vulturous Zombie

Tutor (2)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Cascade (1)

• 1x Sunbird's Invocation

Counter (1)

• 1x Cryptic Command

Exile (1)

• 1x Mind's Dilation

Lifelink (1)

• 1x Eternal Thirst

Tap (1)

• 1x Cryptic Command

Commanders (2)

Cards in hand (8)

• 1x Empyrial Plate
• 1x Graceful Adept
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Quest for the Nihil Stone
• 1x Spellbook

Take out (6)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Nath of the Gilt-Leaf

Other (29)

• 5x Forest
• 9x Island
• 4x Mountain
• 11x Swamp

Mill (4)

• 1x Memory Erosion
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Szadek, Lord of Secrets
• 1x Thought Dissector

Wheel (4)

• 1x Barbed Shocker
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Wheel and Deal

Bounce (2)

• 1x Cryptic Command
• 1x Cyclonic Rift

Death (2)

• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Sangromancer

Tokens (2)

• 1x Nath of the Gilt-Leaf
• 1x Waste Not

Attack (1)

• 1x Raiders' Wake

Ciper (1)

• 1x Whispering Madness

Creatures out (1)

• 1x Lurking Predators

Hexproof (1)

• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

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did you have a big brother that would grab your arm and make you hit yourself while taunting "Stop hitting yourself!" repeatedly. This is that kind of deck. Lots of things happen to your opponents when they do pretty much anything. I'm fairly certain this deck is going to annoy the sh** out of some people. :)

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.98
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Four Color Decks
Based on	Elise & the Gang pitamoh EDH