"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
- Edward Teach
Hello, and welcome to the newest episode of standard bannings™!
Due to a recent banning of
Rampaging Ferocidon
,
Ramunap Ruins
,
Attune with Aether
, and everyone's favorite value card
Rogue Refiner
, standard finds itself in a spot where anyone, I mean anyone, can take the crown as the deck to beat! Let's take a look at our latest contestant!!!
Out of all the tribes introduced and still standing * cough * zombies * cough *, pirates felt like uncharted territory. Going off that hunch, I decided to build what I believe is the optimal color scheme and build for the scallywags. Let's hop ship and get right into it.
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All right, the focus of this deck is to press the opponent with aggressive and versatile threats. This can be accomplished via aggressive one-drops like
Daring Buccaneer
and
Rigging Runner
, your menacing two-drops, and
Dire Fleet Neckbreaker
.
Cards like
Deadeye Tracker
,
Fathom Fleet Captain
, and
Forerunner of the Coalition
help us to stay in it for the long game.
The versatility of the deck, I believe, is one of its strong points. It is an aggro deck, but some of the cards in the main... and a ton in the sideboard make games two and three feel much more balanced.
BREAKDOWN
Creatures
-
Captain Lannery Storm
presents an hasty threat, with ramp/pump abilities slapped on
-
Daring Buccaneer
is a value-oriented creature, being he has a low cost and high atk/def
-
Deadeye Tracker
removes problem cards from graveyards at a low price (caveat being he needs 2 cards)
-
Dire Fleet Captain
is a bear that pumps when attacking with other pirate scum
-
Dire Fleet Neckbreaker
provides an attacking anthem for the team in order to close out games
-
Fathom Fleet Captain
floods the board with menacing pirates (don't forget he needs nontoken pirates to activate!!!)
-
Forerunner of the Coalition
grants the ability to search for a silver bullet and drains the opponent
-
Kari Zev, Skyship Raider
has two relevant keywords and creates another attacking creature
-
Metallic Mimic
is a lord we should all know about now, but its ability is not to be trifled with, just ask the guy getting attacked by four 3/3 menace pirates guy - "it sucks!"
-
Rigging Runner
is our other aggressive one-drop with first-strike and a counter-adding raid trigger
Spells
-
Claim
recurs most of our fleet for , while its second-half
Fame
gets in for a bit more damage lategame
-
Cut
presents a decent (but slow) removal card and a possible finisher in
Ribbons
-
Fatal Push
pushes things off tall buildings, 'nuff said
-
Unlicensed Disintegration
is a very time-consuming way of saying "creature ded, take 3"
Artifacts
Land
this is where deviation is most likely to occur since there are so many options to choose from. These are my choices for best rakdos lands
Sideboard
Here's where everyone will pick me apart the most, but I'll still go through it.
-
Abrade
is anti
God-Pharaoh's Gift
,
Torrential Gearhulk
,
Verdurous Gearhulk
, creatures with 3-or-less toughness, vehicles, and extra combat damage to creatures
-
Angrath, the Flame-Chained
, if resolved, smacks control players right in the chops with his plus and ulti
-
Chandra, Torch of Defiance
is a standard all-star, she "draws" you extra cards or
Shock
s the opponent, creates mana, kills creatures, and wins games
-
Dire Fleet Daredevil
comes in against spell heavy midrange decks and control players (just go ahead and
Abrade
that
Torrential Gearhulk
they flashed in last turn to
Glimmer of Genius
, do it, you will not regret it)
-
Dire Fleet Poisoner
pops creature-heavy decks right in the kisser by being a flash-deathtouch creature, and granting +1/+1 and deathtouch to another attacking pirate * cough * * cough *
Rigging Runner
/
Fathom Fleet Captain
* cough *
-
Kitesail Freebooter
is a sidegrade to
Tidehollow Sculler
by way of also removing a card until it leaves, buuuuuut can't do the shenanigans of perma-exile, has flying, and is monocolored
-
Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
is another vehicle with crew 3, the only differences being it costs 5 mana and
Lightning Bolt
s things on etb and attack
-
Vraska's Contempt
is your catchall removal spell with some lifegain sprinkled in
CLOSING REMARKS
And that concludes today's broadcast of standard bannings™! I truly hope you all had a wonderful time. Until next time, and don't forget HAPPY TAPPING OUT!
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