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Said on Do You Wanna ......

#1

pillows couldn't keep daddy out when he was hungry

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May 18, 2017 4:40 p.m.

my daddy doesn't even need a diving suit to plunge into an ocean of pleasure

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May 18, 2017 3:42 p.m.

Said on W/U control...

#5

my daddy is so controlling. every time we play together, i always have to be on the bottom and he gets to be on the top.

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May 18, 2017 3:38 p.m.

my favorite revolution is when i spin my dick in a circle

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May 18, 2017 3:37 p.m.

Said on This deck's a-Noyan...

#7

you know what else is annoying? when ur trying to sleep but ur dad is in the other room trying to deepthroat a cantaloupe. u don't know true pain.

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May 18, 2017 3:36 p.m.

Said on Mill...

#8

did you know that a windmill is just a sideways helicopter?

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May 18, 2017 3:34 p.m.

"to infinity and beyond!" that's what my dad said before he pushed the knife all the way down his urethra

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May 18, 2017 3:33 p.m.

Said on Tokens...

#10

i used to be a star. what happened to me? when did it all go wrong? was it wrong to tell daddy i was gay? or was it wrong to fuck that dog because he was a dude?

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May 18, 2017 3:32 p.m.

Said on Selesnya Tokens...

#12

i went to chucke cheese once and this one girl said that if i gave her 5 tokens she'd make me bust a nut. i told her to fuck off and used the tokens on skiball. i got the high score and was able to afford a shit ton of prizes.

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May 18, 2017 3:28 p.m.

do u know anything about enchantments?im in dire need of a cure to this toe-nail fungus

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May 18, 2017 3:25 p.m.

all u need is love

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May 18, 2017 3:23 p.m.

not to brag-u, but my daddy has 5 different types of cancer

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May 18, 2017 3:21 p.m.

Said on Infect the World...

#18

can u do me a favor and cure my daddy? he has a serious case of living and i need you to help cure him. i'll even pay for the bullets and stuff

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May 18, 2017 3:21 p.m.

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