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pillows couldn't keep daddy out when he was hungry
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May 18, 2017 4:40 p.m.
my daddy doesn't even need a diving suit to plunge into an ocean of pleasure
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May 18, 2017 3:42 p.m.
my daddy is so controlling. every time we play together, i always have to be on the bottom and he gets to be on the top.
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May 18, 2017 3:38 p.m.
my favorite revolution is when i spin my dick in a circle
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May 18, 2017 3:37 p.m.
you know what else is annoying? when ur trying to sleep but ur dad is in the other room trying to deepthroat a cantaloupe. u don't know true pain.
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May 18, 2017 3:36 p.m.
did you know that a windmill is just a sideways helicopter?
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May 18, 2017 3:34 p.m.
"to infinity and beyond!" that's what my dad said before he pushed the knife all the way down his urethra
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May 18, 2017 3:33 p.m.
i used to be a star. what happened to me? when did it all go wrong? was it wrong to tell daddy i was gay? or was it wrong to fuck that dog because he was a dude?
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May 18, 2017 3:32 p.m.
i went to chucke cheese once and this one girl said that if i gave her 5 tokens she'd make me bust a nut. i told her to fuck off and used the tokens on skiball. i got the high score and was able to afford a shit ton of prizes.
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May 18, 2017 3:28 p.m.
do u know anything about enchantments?im in dire need of a cure to this toe-nail fungus
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May 18, 2017 3:25 p.m.
all u need is love
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May 18, 2017 3:23 p.m.
not to brag-u, but my daddy has 5 different types of cancer
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May 18, 2017 3:21 p.m.
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