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ORDER #2: WE EAT!

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Gruul Charm
GRUUL CHARM MAKES ME LAUGH!
CLAN USUALLY NOT SO CHARMING, HAR HAR!

HEY goblinguiderevealpls!

USUALLY NOT. JUST SMASHIN' STUFF AND CHOWIN' DOWN AND TRYIN' TO HELP PEOPLE BRING GLORY TO GRUUL! ANGRY ME ON THE OTHER HAND IS PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS PISSED OFF.

GRUUL DAY IS BEST DAY! THANKS, HUMAN!

September 1, 2017 7:10 a.m.

Hey there borb,

Just wanted to know,

YOU ENRAGED, BRO?

that is all, have a gruul day

August 31, 2017 5:18 p.m.

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NO WORRIES ... WOLF RUN IS AWESOME, AND THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH ROOM!

OF COURSE, IF YOU PLAY SKARRG, YOU GET TO SAY "SEND IN THE TORCH-PIGS!", HAR HAR!

September 16, 2017 5:08 p.m.

HEY vbfabled! UM, NO. AT LEAST, NOT ALONE!

September 16, 2017 5 p.m.

"GIANT MONSTER BATTLES ARE BEST MONSTER BATTLES"

WISE WORDS THERE, vbfabled! FOOD AND DRINK TO YOU!

September 13, 2017 8:41 p.m.

ME VS. ANGRY ME WOULD BE AMAZING, FOR SURE.

HE'S STRONGER AND TOUGHER. BUT I HAVE MORE FRIENDS AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER. NOT SURE WHO'D WIN ... AND AM FRANKLY GLAD I'LL NEVER KNOW!

September 13, 2017 8:36 p.m.

+1 FOR GRUUL AND GLORY!

BUDGET CAVERN MAYBE? AKA Unclaimed Territory.

CRUSH THEM!

September 13, 2017 8:29 p.m.

+1 FOR GRUUL AND GLORY!

SOME SPELL-ISH LANDS MAYBE? STUFF LIKE COUNTER LAND, SNEAKY LAND, SPEEDY LAND, AND HOME? AKA Oran-Rief, the Vastwood, Rogue's Passage, Hanweir Battlements, AND Skarrg, the Rage Pits.

AND IF YOUR META IS ANYTHING LIKE MINE, MAYBE GIMME-MY-DUDES-BACK LAND? AKA Homeward Path.

CRUSH THEM!

September 13, 2017 8:26 p.m.

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HEY, THANKS FOR THE +1 ON WOLF RUN RAMP!

September 10, 2017 5:58 p.m.

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PROLLY THE BEST WRITE-UP I'VE EVER READ.

LEMME KNOW IF YOU EVER BUILD A GRUUL DECK.

September 10, 2017 5:55 p.m.

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goblinguiderevealpls, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, HAR HAR!

ANGRY ME IS NOT BETTER ME. JUST ANGRIER.

September 7, 2017 10:55 p.m.

+1 FOR GRUUL AND GLORY!

CRUSH THEM!

September 5, 2017 8:18 p.m.

THERE'S A WINCON BESIDES SMASHING FACE, GoingConcealed?!?
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, HAR HAR!

September 3, 2017 1:27 p.m.

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I GET IT Argy, HAR HAR!

PLANESWALKER IS THE NEW RW GAL. AND Argy TRAVELS IN CERTAIN PIRATE CIRCLES.

AMIRITE?

September 2, 2017 10:46 p.m.

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HEY, Argy! THERE'S AT LEAST ONE MINOTAUR ON IXALAN!

September 1, 2017 6:36 p.m.

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+1 FOR GRUUL AND GLORY!

COUNTER LAND MAYBE? AKA Oran-Rief, the Vastwood.

NOT A FAN OF PUMPING ALL TRIBAL DECKS, INCLUDING MY OPPONENT'S. AKA Coat of Arms. BUT IF IT WORKS IN YOUR META, COOL.

MAYBE A TOUCH OF UNBLOCKABLE FOR TEAM HYDRA? SNEAKY LAND AND SNEAKY BOOTS ARE MY FAVORITES. AKA Rogue's Passage AND Trailblazer's Boots.

ANY ROOM FOR FANCY NEW TRIBAL TECH? AKA Herald’s Horn?

CRUSH THEM!

September 1, 2017 6:18 p.m.

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LOOKS FUN AND LOVE THE LOW PRICE!

USE THIS AND ALWAYS MAKE YOUR LAND DROP, MAYBE? AKA Ghost Town.

CRUSH THEM!

September 1, 2017 3:13 p.m.

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HEY goblinguiderevealpls!

USUALLY NOT. JUST SMASHIN' STUFF AND CHOWIN' DOWN AND TRYIN' TO HELP PEOPLE BRING GLORY TO GRUUL! ANGRY ME ON THE OTHER HAND IS PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS PISSED OFF.

GRUUL DAY IS BEST DAY! THANKS, HUMAN!

September 1, 2017 7:10 a.m.

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HAR HAR, windlnk!

ORIGINAL GRUUL FLAVOR TEXT ON CRAZY TRAIN WAS ACTUALLY RULES AND FACES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!

TRAIN FOLKS HAD TO PRETTY IT UP FOR KALADESH.

August 31, 2017 3:58 p.m.

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+1 FOR BRILLIANCE!
ANOTHER +1 AND A CYCLE FOR BEST COMMANDER EVER!

ANY ROOM FOR BURNING SUN'S AVATAR?

CRUSH THEM!

August 31, 2017 11:24 a.m.

OH, THANKS Qolorful. THAT'S GREAT TECH!

PLUS I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR YOU, HAR HAR! SO BIZARRE THAT SO MANY PEOPLE WHISPER ALL THE TIME ....

August 31, 2017 8:46 a.m.

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THAT'S JUST MY NORMAL VOICE smackjack. I OFTEN WONDER WHY EVERYONE WHISPERS SO MUCH ...

August 31, 2017 8:43 a.m.

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