elpokitolama French pain eater


Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama. Here's my presentation, in video:

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Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

During my rare free time, I love playtest some decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck. Of course, I ain't gonna try your basic Abzan midrange featuring those four Tarmogoyf you'll never have... |-,-|'

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a John...


Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)


Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle, Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Narset, Enlightened Master

Funniest way to win: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetype: Death and Taxes

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: original Zendikar.


Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!


Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

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tlhunter07 says... #1

Deleted it. Sorry for the inconvenience

June 26, 2017 3:53 p.m.

tlhunter07 says... #2

Could you check out my Storm deck? Gonna play this for competitive Modern.



Thanks

June 24, 2017 9:48 p.m.

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Said on Mb vehicles...

#1

Also, how about some Lilis and Heart of Kiran? c:

July 11, 2017 7:01 a.m.

Said on Mb vehicles...

#2

How about Bontu's Last Reckoning? n.n

July 11, 2017 6:46 a.m.

Said on War-Weary Weenies...

#3

Well, with these arguments you got on board... Even thought I'm not that much of an aggro player (well, my main deck is still Death and Taxes), I'm really liking what I see both in the main, side, and maybe board. If I ever stumble upon something, I'll make sure to come back here. ;)

[edit] I just saw Kytheon in your maybeboard, you can definitively consider him. He is a damn beast.

July 10, 2017 3:32 p.m.

Said on War-Weary Weenies...

#4

I'm going to be really straightforward: in this list I can finally see a tribal deck that is close to Merfolk bith in construction (look at that sweet 2cmc curve!) and in punch. It is not as strong because you mostly lack finishers like Master of the Waves and evasion with for example Spreading Seas and islandwalk but in all honesty I don't see what could make the cut (Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet, Drana, Liberator of Malakir or Hero of Bladehold maybe?). However, you have access to Path to Exile, you are more resilient to some match-ups like Eldrazi or Death's Shadow. Since sweepers are still a thing in modern, I would SB some Burrenton Forge-Tender, which are a great to vial on turn two and just lay there. :)

July 10, 2017 2:51 p.m.

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#5

I never saw them, holy cow, that's amazing! x)

July 9, 2017 11:06 a.m.

Said on OMG MY BRAIN ......

#6

@savagetrooper wait, why wasn't it in there in the first place..? Somebody already suggested it, and I didn't update the list then... But that's one hell of an addition. Thanks for the input! :)

I may edit the deck later to bring in some High Tide shenanigans, but I've got some other MTG projects at the moment so it may take some time...

July 9, 2017 8:21 a.m.

@TitanofYAW wow, that's some next-level digging you've done there, I haven't updated the deck since I began using the website more than two years ago... There's even a card that has been banned here, Summer Bloom! To go back to the "combo", it's more of a nice synergy: since all of your lands have all the basic land types, they are also forests which buffes the Elder's power and toughness. :)

July 9, 2017 8:06 a.m.

Said on Goryo's Mardu pox...

#8

You're right! I'll update it tomorrow n.n

This build is basically a version of the deck that does not concede on Leyline of the Void actually. x)

July 3, 2017 5:29 p.m.

Also, couldn't edit in time, how about Myr Battlesphere, Sundering Titan and Wurmcoil Engine as your main reanimation targets? They all synergies heavily with Trash as they can be trashed-then-brought-back for value (same goes for your gearhulk though)!

July 1, 2017 5:01 p.m.

Uhm... First, you need to take care of fast aggro decks with for exemple Anger of the Gods (if you're afraid of dredge) or Sweltering Suns. Then, white has the best sideboard bullets against artifacts/enchants, but something interesting would be to use artifacts that you can re-use with your main deck, like Tormod's Crypt, Ratchet Bomb (or any good sideboard artifact that doesn't need to get counters like the Chalice or Explosives). Then, I think you need some spot removal too, and maybe protection against spells (especially against blue counterspells). c:

July 1, 2017 4:49 p.m.

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Finished Decks 95
Prototype Decks 65
Drafts 0
Playing since Planar Chaos
Points 695
Avg. deck rating 44.06
T/O Rank 320
Helper Rank 216
Favorite formats Legacy, Commander / EDH, Modern, Duel Commander
Good Card Suggestions 205
Cards Added/Fixed 4
Last activity 1 week
Joined 2 years