elpokitolama French pain eater


Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama. Here's my presentation, in video:

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Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

During my rare free time, I love playtest some decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck. Of course, I ain't gonna try your basic Abzan midrange featuring those four Tarmogoyf you'll never have... |-,-|'

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a John...


Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)


Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle, Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Narset, Enlightened Master

Funniest way to win: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetype: Death and Taxes

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: original Zendikar.


Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!


Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

SCORE: 43 | 35 COMMENTS | 6900 VIEWS | IN 24 FOLDERS



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Yes, I'm still wondering if Tireless Tracker would be enough... I need to find something more :p

November 20, 2017 4:47 p.m.

People keep asking for unecessary bans... Look at GDS and Eldrazi Tron for exemple. Don't worry, WotC has stated that they find the current meta healthy, and that they are currently looking at potential unbans which is reaaaally cool. c:

November 7, 2017 6:06 p.m.

Decks

Yes, you are looking at a Junk Valakut deck.

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 125 | 72 COMMENTS | 10517 VIEWS | IN 46 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade

Modern* elpokitolama

SCORE: 211 | 93 COMMENTS | 19107 VIEWS | IN 64 FOLDERS

Dragonball the Gathering (3rd turn 103+ damages!)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 221 | 89 COMMENTS | 17929 VIEWS | IN 59 FOLDERS

DREDGEDRAZI (TURN 2 RAGEQUIT)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 134 | 74 COMMENTS | 12017 VIEWS | IN 48 FOLDERS

MAKE IT RAIN (27/121 AT EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT!)(BfZ)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 148 | 64 COMMENTS | 14224 VIEWS | IN 54 FOLDERS

OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING PLS HELP (wall 'o gifs)

Commander / EDH elpokitolama

SCORE: 58 | 29 COMMENTS | 5809 VIEWS | IN 23 FOLDERS

"As Zendikar has bled, so will Innistrad."

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 222 | 58 COMMENTS | 13598 VIEWS | IN 57 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade strikes back!

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 41 | 14 COMMENTS | 4077 VIEWS | IN 9 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 101
Prototype Decks 68
Drafts 0
Playing since Planar Chaos
Points 295
Avg. deck rating 44.71
T/O Rank 580
Helper Rank 490
Favorite formats Legacy, Commander / EDH, Modern, Duel Commander
Good Card Suggestions 214
Cards Added/Fixed 4
Last activity 3 days
Joined 3 years