elpokitolama French pain eater


Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama. Here's my presentation, in video:

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Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

During my rare free time, I love playtest some decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck. Of course, I ain't gonna try your basic Abzan midrange featuring those four Tarmogoyf you'll never have... |-,-|'

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a John...


Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)


Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle , Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Narset, Enlightened Master

Funniest way to win: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetype: Death and Taxes

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: original Zendikar.


Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!


Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

SCORE: 41 | 35 COMMENTS | 6304 VIEWS | IN 22 FOLDERS



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Said on Ryuu Ga Waga ......

#1

Upvoted for the Weebzo reference.

May 19, 2017 6:52 a.m.

I hope you're not going to take it bad, but it seems kinda all over the place... I am not going to question the budget choice though.

The main issue I have with the deck in its current state is that is is heavily color-centric with only two fifth of its lands actually producing colored mana... And they can't enter the battlefield untapped, which is a problem. Using a lot of colors is usually a very bad idea if you're playing tron, unless you're packing some kind of planeswalker.dek with Oath of Nissa for mana fixing. While I can understand what you're trying to do with cards like Mikaeus or the Endless One, I don't see the point of bringing in the duskmantle combo: its colors are your least played ones, and odds won't be in your favor when it will come to get the mana fixing you'll need. Even with Maps and Wayfarers.

I suggest trying to play centered around one or (at maximum) two colors in order to fix this consistency issue. That will help you a lot. :)

May 18, 2017 9:29 p.m.

Said on Mono B (splash ......

#3

Ryotenchi first draft n.n

May 18, 2017 6:59 p.m.

Decks

Yes, you are looking at a Junk Valakut deck.

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 121 | 72 COMMENTS | 10144 VIEWS | IN 44 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade

Modern* elpokitolama

SCORE: 209 | 93 COMMENTS | 18853 VIEWS | IN 64 FOLDERS

Dragonball the Gathering (3rd turn 103+ damages!)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 213 | 89 COMMENTS | 16765 VIEWS | IN 53 FOLDERS

DREDGEDRAZI (TURN 2 RAGEQUIT)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 132 | 74 COMMENTS | 11493 VIEWS | IN 47 FOLDERS

MAKE IT RAIN (27/121 AT EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT!)(BfZ)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 147 | 64 COMMENTS | 13547 VIEWS | IN 54 FOLDERS

OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING PLS HELP (wall 'o gifs)

Commander / EDH elpokitolama

SCORE: 55 | 25 COMMENTS | 5184 VIEWS | IN 18 FOLDERS

"As Zendikar has bled, so will Innistrad."

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 215 | 54 COMMENTS | 12673 VIEWS | IN 58 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade strikes back!

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 41 | 14 COMMENTS | 3835 VIEWS | IN 9 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 92
Prototype Decks 62
Drafts 0
Playing since Planar Chaos
Points 630
Avg. deck rating 43.91
T/O Rank 333
Helper Rank 474
Favorite formats Legacy, Commander / EDH, Modern, Duel Commander
Good Card Suggestions 194
Cards Added/Fixed 4
Last activity 1 week
Joined 2 years