elpokitolama French pain eater


Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama. Here's my presentation, in video:

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Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

During my rare free time, I love playtest some decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck. Of course, I ain't gonna try your basic Abzan midrange featuring those four Tarmogoyf you'll never have... |-,-|'

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a John...


Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)


Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle, Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Narset, Enlightened Master

Funniest way to win: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetype: Death and Taxes

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: original Zendikar.


Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!


Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

SCORE: 44 | 35 COMMENTS | 7126 VIEWS | IN 25 FOLDERS



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Oh and I can brew lists... all the Control! I think U/B or U/W will work best. Maybe Esper.

February 13, 2018 2:16 p.m.

Yeah... there's a lot less "THE END IS NIGH!" than I was expecting. This was definitely something to catch my attention though. Enough for me to see if I still enjoy playing even. I just had become so tired with a lot of WotC's choices. It seems lately they've moved in a more or less better direction (excepting Standard)

February 13, 2018 2:15 p.m.

I still keep track of the MTG news even if I don't play anymore. Maybe I should dip back into Modern now! I came back here today just to see people lose their minds.

February 13, 2018 12:45 p.m.

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@CanadianShinobi I hope these unbans will bring back some other old T/O users we haven't seen in a while... Good ol' JC1-2-3 team has left the site for a year now. x)

But now I need two Jaces for my UW Living End list. Dude's fitting perfectly as the alternate win con the deck desperatly needs.

February 14, 2018 11:35 a.m.

Said on CanadianShinobi...

#2

Take a seat, some tea and crackers, because some of the reactions are delightful (to be honest I too was shocked beyond common measures that they gave us Jace instead of Dig or Misty, and only then I understood that gameplay wise it made sense).

But actually, I really thought the whole MTG community would take fire. But it looks like everybody has grown a bit since Twin's ban...

Well, time to update all my blue decklists and jam two Jaces in each of them :p

February 13, 2018 1:13 p.m.

Said on CanadianShinobi...

#3

If you ever come back here... True control is a viable strategy in modern, and Jace has been unbanned. :p

February 13, 2018 8:35 a.m.

@Dredge4life Actually, I have yet to lose against a tron deck since I picked the deck up... This match up is as favorable to blue end as blue end is easy to beat for humans :p

February 13, 2018 7:52 a.m.

@APPLE01DOJ actually, I'll bring my version of U-End saturday at GP Lyon, let me know if you're interested in my results there :)

I don't think miracles is going anywhere in modern... Jace is going to take two slots in every blue deck of the format (but infect and Storm obviously :p)

February 12, 2018 6:30 p.m.

Said on Jace....

#6

Thank you Dr_Jay, that is some quality suggestion. We can't let the Jace density be lessened by such a pesky rule.

February 12, 2018 6:04 p.m.

Said on Jace....

#7

@Nef maybe this doesn't have enough Jaces...

@Shoku only if you want to play modern, that is. To be honest, he's never going to be a 4 off anywhere (or so I hope) but you'll see at least two copies of him in every blue deck there is in the format. I still can't believe they did this...

February 12, 2018 2:23 p.m.

Decks

Yes, you are looking at a Junk Valakut deck.

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 126 | 72 COMMENTS | 10627 VIEWS | IN 47 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade

Modern* elpokitolama

SCORE: 211 | 93 COMMENTS | 19184 VIEWS | IN 64 FOLDERS

Dragonball the Gathering (3rd turn 103+ damages!)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 224 | 89 COMMENTS | 18221 VIEWS | IN 60 FOLDERS

DREDGEDRAZI (TURN 2 RAGEQUIT)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 135 | 74 COMMENTS | 12194 VIEWS | IN 49 FOLDERS

MAKE IT RAIN (27/121 AT EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT!)(BfZ)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 149 | 64 COMMENTS | 14369 VIEWS | IN 55 FOLDERS

OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING PLS HELP (wall 'o gifs)

Commander / EDH elpokitolama

SCORE: 58 | 29 COMMENTS | 5956 VIEWS | IN 23 FOLDERS

"As Zendikar has bled, so will Innistrad."

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 226 | 58 COMMENTS | 13831 VIEWS | IN 59 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade strikes back!

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 41 | 14 COMMENTS | 4151 VIEWS | IN 9 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 135
Prototype Decks 92
Drafts 0
Playing since Planar Chaos
Points 335
Avg. deck rating 44.00
T/O Rank 480
Helper Rank 538
Favorite formats Legacy, Commander / EDH, Modern, Duel Commander
Good Card Suggestions 218
Cards Added/Fixed 4
Last activity 1 week
Joined 3 years