Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama.

Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

I love to playtest decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck that you think could catch my interest !

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a Johnny...

Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)

This deck is the best I've ever made, go check it out!

MAKE IT RAIN (27/121 AT EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT!)(BfZ)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 156 | 64 COMMENTS | 15296 VIEWS | IN 63 FOLDERS

This one is a reanimator combo deck I made from scratch. It's not budget at all nor it is tier 1, but it is one of the funniest thing to play I've brewed until now! :D

DREDGEDRAZI (TURN 2 RAGEQUIT)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 140 | 74 COMMENTS | 13098 VIEWS | IN 54 FOLDERS

Well, I did brew something funnier indeed, even if it has already been done by other magic players in the past. But seriously, winning with Dragonstorm is really the best thing ever be it for Timmies, Johnnies or Spikes. :p

Dragonball the Gathering (3rd turn 103+ damages!)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 237 | 89 COMMENTS | 19932 VIEWS | IN 68 FOLDERS

It seems that people here like this deck more than my others... Maybe because winning with badass Monks or Crusaders with swords of pain and victory can be nice sometimes.

The Tarmoslayer Blade REBORN

Modern* elpokitolama

SCORE: 219 | 92 COMMENTS | 19682 VIEWS | IN 79 FOLDERS

Uhm... Okay, the next one isn't modern. But it's my take on the new Arjun, the Shifting Flame! He wispers fiery words directly into every single Johnny's mind...

OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING PLS HELP (wall 'o gifs)

Commander / EDH elpokitolama

SCORE: 60 | 29 COMMENTS | 6993 VIEWS | IN 28 FOLDERS

The last deck I'll introduce to you here is the first modern deck I brewed on T/O. It's another combo deck that relies on winning with Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle... Without any mountains. I haven't updated it in a while, so you can take it as a basis to make a better version of it if you want!

Yes, you are looking at a Junk Valakut deck.

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 132 | 69 COMMENTS | 11265 VIEWS | IN 48 FOLDERS

Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle, Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Jhoira of the Ghitu

Favorite win-condition: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetypes: Death and Taxes, Storm

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: the one that got me there, Planar Chaos.

Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!

Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

SCORE: 55 | 36 COMMENTS | 7879 VIEWS | IN 32 FOLDERS

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