elpokitolama French pain eater


Hey, I'm a lama and I love modern. Yeah, I'm a modern lama. Here's my presentation, in video:

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Also, I'm French and I've got a playset of Polymorphist's Jest. I believe you do understand why it is unwise to bother me...

During my rare free time, I love playtest some decks of other people, so feel free to ask if you need some for an original deck. Of course, I ain't gonna try your basic Abzan midrange featuring those four Tarmogoyf you'll never have... |-,-|'

Also, I might also be the most stupid combination possible of a Timmy, a Spike and a John...


Check out my best modern decks! You can also browse through everything I've done in the normal deck section of my user page, however these five are the ones that Tappedout's community prefered. ;)


Favorite cards, by color: Fauna Shaman, Magus of the Moon, Magus of the Tabernacle , Smallpox, Time Walk, Painter's Servant

Favorite commander: Narset, Enlightened Master

Funniest way to win: Dragonstorm

Favorite archetype: Death and Taxes

Favorite color:

Favorite guild: Izzet ()

Favorite shard: Bant ()

BEST CARD EVAH: Scornful Egotist

Favorite art: Memory's Journey

Favorite set: original Zendikar.


Deck-that-isn't-mine-but-doesn't-get-enough-feedback-in-my-opinion of the day (well, it's not updated daily, nor even monthly sometimes but whatever):

Here's a fresh, rehydrating take on the Hatebear/Death and Taxes archetype by BoCaliv. It took some time, but with the recent addition of great OGW/SOI/EMN cards, this looks like the real thing!


Hatebear Estate Agency: We'll meddle you'll settle

Modern BoCaliv

SCORE: 42 | 35 COMMENTS | 6490 VIEWS | IN 23 FOLDERS



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Said on Modern mono-R Storm...

#1

Extremly bad as it can't do what it's supposed to do... I need to rethink it completly. x)

September 18, 2017 1:02 p.m.

Said on Modern mono-R Storm...

#2

@Ryotenchi... Not as good as I d'like it to be (not having cost reducers is awful), but fairly intersting already! n.n

September 18, 2017 12:28 p.m.

Ok man, you win, that's probably the most hilarious deck I've seen this year. x)

September 9, 2017 2:25 p.m.

Decks

Yes, you are looking at a Junk Valakut deck.

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 123 | 72 COMMENTS | 10367 VIEWS | IN 44 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade

Modern* elpokitolama

SCORE: 211 | 93 COMMENTS | 19049 VIEWS | IN 64 FOLDERS

Dragonball the Gathering (3rd turn 103+ damages!)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 215 | 89 COMMENTS | 17400 VIEWS | IN 54 FOLDERS

DREDGEDRAZI (TURN 2 RAGEQUIT)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 133 | 74 COMMENTS | 11875 VIEWS | IN 48 FOLDERS

MAKE IT RAIN (27/121 AT EUROPEAN TOURNAMENT!)(BfZ)

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 148 | 64 COMMENTS | 14077 VIEWS | IN 55 FOLDERS

OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING PLS HELP (wall 'o gifs)

Commander / EDH elpokitolama

SCORE: 55 | 29 COMMENTS | 5622 VIEWS | IN 22 FOLDERS

"As Zendikar has bled, so will Innistrad."

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 220 | 58 COMMENTS | 13260 VIEWS | IN 57 FOLDERS

The Tarmoslayer Blade strikes back!

Modern elpokitolama

SCORE: 41 | 14 COMMENTS | 4015 VIEWS | IN 9 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 100
Prototype Decks 66
Drafts 0
Playing since Planar Chaos
Points 515
Avg. deck rating 44.29
T/O Rank 372
Helper Rank 288
Favorite formats Legacy, Commander / EDH, Modern, Duel Commander
Good Card Suggestions 209
Cards Added/Fixed 4
Last activity 2 days
Joined 3 years