Romulus_and_Remus Deckling

Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?SureWell, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?Uh huh

Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate MonsterRightYou're both MonstersYeah

Are you two related?What? Princeton I'm surprised at you, I find that racistOh, well, I'm sorry, I was just asking

Well, it's a touchy subjectNo, not all monsters are relatedWhat are you trying say, huh?That we all look the same to you?Huh, huh, huh?

No, no, no, oh, not at allI'm sorry, I guess that was a little racistI should say soYou should be much more carefulWhen you're talking about the sensitive subject of race

Well, look who's talkingWhat do you mean?What about that special Monster school you told me about?What about it?

Could someone like me go there?No, we don't want people like youHa ha ha ha ha, you see?

You're a little bit racistWell, you're a little bit tooI guess we're both a little bit racistAdmitting it is not an easy thing to doBut I guess it's trueBetween me and you

I think everyone's a little bit racist sometimesDoesn't mean we go around committing hate crimesLook around and you will findNo one's really color blindMaybe it's a fact we all should faceEveryone makes judgments based on race

No, not big judgments, like who to hireOr who to buy a newspaper fromNoNo, just little judgments like thinking that MexicanBusboys should learn to speak goddamn EnglishRight

Everyone's a little bit racist todaySo, everyone's a little bit racist, okayEthnic jokes might be uncouthBut you laugh because they're based on truthDon't take them as personal attacksEveryone enjoys them, so relax

All right, stop me if you've heard this oneOkayAlright there's a plan going downAnd there's only one parachute

And there's a Rabbi, a priestAnd a black guyWhatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?UhYou were telling a black joke

Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokesI don'tWell, of course you don't, you're blackBut I bet you tell polack jokes, right?

Well, sure I do, those stupid polacks, ha ha haNow, don't you think that's a little racist?Well, damn, I guess you're rightimage:

You're a little bit racistWell, you're a little bit tooWe're all a little bit racistI think that I would have to agree with you

We're glad you doIt's sad but trueEveryone's a little bit racist, all rightAll rightAll rightAll rightBigotry has never beenExclusively white

If we all could just admitThat we are racist a little bitEven though we all know that it's wrongMaybe it would help us get along

Oh, Christ do I feel good?Now there was a fine upstanding black manWho?Jesus Christ

But, Gary, Jesus was whiteNo, Jesus was blackNo, Jesus was whiteNo, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black

Guys, guys, Jesus was jewishHey guys, what are you laughing about?RacismCool

Brian come back hereYou take out lecycurabursWhat's that mean?Um, recyclables

Hey, don't laugh at herHow many languages do you speak?Oh, come off it, BrianEveryone's a little bit racist

I'm notOh no?Nope

How many oriental wivesHave you got?What? BrianBrian, buddy, where you been?The term is Asian-American

I know you are no intending to beBut calling me oriental, offensive to meI'm sorry, honey, I love you

And I love youBut you're racist, tooYes, I know

The Jews have all the moneyAnd the whites have all the powerAnd I'm always in taxi cabWith driver who no shower

Me tooMe tooI can't even get a taxi

Everyone's a little bit racist, it's trueBut everyone is just about as racist as youIf we all could just admit that we are racist a little bitAnd everyone stopped being so P.C.Maybe we could live in harmonyEvlyone's a ritter bit lacist


The Fifth Pact

Commander / EDH* Romulus_and_Remus


ANTs in my Pants

Commander / EDH* Romulus_and_Remus


Finished Decks 34
Prototype Decks 28
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Playing since Theros
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