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Hey, guys.

Some fun facts about the No Pants Parade:

Right off the bat, I'm a huge Grateful Dead fan.

Favorite song:

It's impossible to choose, but if I had to, it'd be this one:

This is the song that ultimately got me into the Grateful Dead to begin with. It never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Favorite concerts:

Grateful Dead 5/22/77 Live at Pembroke Pines

Favorite quotes:

"Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile." -Jerry Garcia

"We're like licorice. Not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice." -Jerry Garcia

Now Magic stuff:

Favorite card: Deadhead.

Favorite color: Green

Favorite guild: Simic or Golgari

Favorite clan thing: Jund

I am a midrange player at heart. I love playing big dumb things. Midrange allows you to play cool shit. Jund and Tron are cool shit.

Current EDH decks:


Give Hugs, Not Drugs

Commander / EDH NoPantsParade

SCORE: 140 | 82 COMMENTS | 32428 VIEWS | IN 105 FOLDERS



Is This the Krusty Krab?

Commander / EDH NoPantsParade

SCORE: 17 | 44 COMMENTS | 4234 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS


Current modern decks:


"I'll Never Buy Tarmogoofs," I said

Modern NoPantsParade

SCORE: 45 | 133 COMMENTS | 6490 VIEWS | IN 10 FOLDERS



Corn Liberated

Modern* NoPantsParade

SCORE: 69 | 36 COMMENTS | 9849 VIEWS | IN 25 FOLDERS


Current Legacy Deck (missing one Bayou):


Blue Sucks

Legacy NoPantsParade

SCORE: 6 | 8 COMMENTS | 531 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER


I also play Battlefield 4 and Battlefield 3, if anyone wants to play. But mostly Battlefield 3 because BF4 sucks.

MTG Decks

"Cruel Control Is Unplayable," They Said

Modern NoPantsParade

SCORE: 93 | 135 COMMENTS | 19409 VIEWS | IN 40 FOLDERS

"I'll Never Buy Tarmogoofs," I said

Modern NoPantsParade

SCORE: 45 | 133 COMMENTS | 6490 VIEWS | IN 10 FOLDERS

Corn Liberated

Modern* NoPantsParade

SCORE: 69 | 36 COMMENTS | 9849 VIEWS | IN 25 FOLDERS

Give Hugs, Not Drugs

Commander / EDH NoPantsParade

SCORE: 140 | 82 COMMENTS | 32428 VIEWS | IN 105 FOLDERS

Is This the Krusty Krab?

Commander / EDH NoPantsParade

SCORE: 17 | 44 COMMENTS | 4234 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS

Blue Sucks

Legacy NoPantsParade

SCORE: 6 | 8 COMMENTS | 531 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Finished Decks 6
Prototype Decks 1
Drafts 0
Playing since Avacyn Restored
Points 0
Avg. deck rating 61.50
T/O Rank None yet
Helper Rank None yet
Favorite formats Modern, Commander / EDH, Limited, Pre-release
Cards suggested / good suggestions 81 / 80
Venues Atomic Empire, Above Board Games
Joined 11 years
MTGO Username NoPantsParade (Cockatrice)