Jp3ngu1nb0y Dragon's Dogma

I'm Jay. I help KrazyCaley with running the articles and such, so if he's ever busy and you need something to be posted, edited, or what-have-you post it on my wall and I'll do my part to get it done. I'm almost constantly on here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I am always always always willing to help. If you need help on a deck, trade, anything on here or Magic-related at all just post on my profile and I'll get back to you A$AP.

I almost always play White in my decks, and even more frequently black alongside it. White and Black encompass a lot of things I really like in Magic: Enchantments, Reanimator, Weenies, Discard-Based Tempo, Tokens, Permanent-Destruction, etc.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick.

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

Cards I like (in no order):
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Temporal Mastery
Liliana Vess
Benediction of Moons
Transcendent Master
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
Stoneforge Mystic
Scornful AEther-Lich
River of Tears
Stillmoon Cavalier
Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
World Queller
Angel of Flight Alabaster
Hamlet Captain
Batterskull
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Angel of Despair
Ashen Rider
Entreat the Angels
Unburial Rites
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Lingering Souls
Divinity of Pride
Evershrike
Culling Sun
Bitterblossom
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. I also really like Chippy and Raymond Swanland. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection! ;)

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster , signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

My favorite flavor text is from Wheel of Sun and Moon : "Every life ends, but life itself never does."

My favorite mechanic is Miracle (hence my love for Liliana Vess ), and I really hope they revisit it and make more actually playable Miracles.

I delete my old decks pretty frequently, so if you were looking for one and couldn't find it just ask

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Dexter (not up to date) & Ana Ng

Standard: Totopos de Maiz

Modern: DGA all day (not up to date)

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Happy Tapping!

Reference Points Leaderboards

First person to correctly identify movie/music/videogame/culture references on my deck titles wins a point. Current standings:
canterlotguardian: 7
aeonstoremyliver: 1
TastyCactus: 1
flyguy: 10
Insomnyaq: 1
jwe94: 1
HunterDoze: 1
RJ_Rozzman: 1
kcl511: 1
JRobot: 1
Human_Rogue_21: 1

I am White/Black

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 37 | 65 COMMENTS | 6957 VIEWS

You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 56 | 41 COMMENTS | 4720 VIEWS

Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 18 | 32 COMMENTS | 1494 VIEWS

Dexter Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 3 | 14 COMMENTS | 1139 VIEWS

Totopos de Maiz Playtest

Standard Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 6 | 4 COMMENTS | 444 VIEWS

Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 3 | 5 COMMENTS | 215 VIEWS

DGA all day Playtest

Modern Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 3 | 5 COMMENTS | 436 VIEWS

Cubes

cube chart

how do i cube

Jp3ngu1nb0y — 2 months ago
SCORE 1 | COMMENTS 0 | VIEWS 156 | DRAFTS 11
Finished Decks 40
Prototype Decks 12
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 47510
Avg. deck rating 10.44
T/O Rank 5
Favorite formats Standard,Commander / EDH,Modern,Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 97
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Cards Added/Fixed 15
Last activity 15 hours
Joined 1 year

Yeah, the table in the document might be wonky.

July 30, 2014 7:05 a.m.

New stuff in your inbox, broman.

July 29, 2014 8:23 p.m.

TheOnlyCub says... #3

Hey Jay needed a break from magic to get some money back. Now I'm ready to get back in and was wondering if you could give me some feedback on my mono green devotion modern deck (Still green I know). Thanks, and see you at Pizza Roma on Fri.

July 20, 2014 11:58 a.m.

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Said on fluffybunnypants...

#1

I'll try and get it posted tonight. If not, then tomorrow.

July 29, 2014 9:38 p.m.

Intimidating people with... Bubbles?

July 27, 2014 3:59 p.m.

Said on Khans of Tarkir ......

#3

Morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph morph

July 26, 2014 5:10 p.m.

Said on Wedge!...

#4

YESSSS MORPH

July 26, 2014 5:08 p.m.

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#5

I do it on a phone every time, too... God I regret this handle.

July 25, 2014 1:54 a.m.

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#6

You could always Skype a friend and play.

July 24, 2014 11:29 p.m.

Said on Who's number 3?...

#7

This thread

July 24, 2014 8:15 p.m.

Said on Who's number 3?...

#8

I'm slacking cuz it's summer and I don't have school to waste... I'll be back ahead in September, Chief-Taco-Bell.

Fuck, I'm off my smacktalk game.

July 23, 2014 12:13 a.m.

Said on I wanna deck ......

#9

I dunno epoch, he seems like he'd hold a grudge.

July 21, 2014 1:17 p.m.

Ugh thoraxians are such whiny bitches. Their planet is a bug's ass anyway so no wonder they're so shitty.

July 21, 2014 1:15 p.m.