Jp3ngu1nb0y Dragon's Dogma

I'm Jay. I help KrazyCaley with running the articles and such, so if he's ever busy and you need something to be posted, edited, or what-have-you post it on my wall and I'll do my part to get it done. I'm almost constantly on here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I am always always always willing to help. If you need help on a deck, trade, anything on here or Magic-related at all just post on my profile and I'll get back to you A$AP.

I almost always play White in my decks, and even more frequently black alongside it. White and Black encompass a lot of things I really like in Magic: Enchantments, Reanimator, Weenies, Discard-Based Tempo, Tokens, Permanent-Destruction, etc.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick.

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

Cards I like (in no order):
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Temporal Mastery
Liliana Vess
Benediction of Moons
Transcendent Master
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
Stoneforge Mystic
Scornful AEther-Lich
River of Tears
Stillmoon Cavalier
Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
World Queller
Angel of Flight Alabaster
Hamlet Captain
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Angel of Despair
Ashen Rider
Entreat the Angels
Unburial Rites
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Lingering Souls
Divinity of Pride
Culling Sun
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. I also really like Chippy and Raymond Swanland. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection! ;)

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster , signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

My favorite flavor text is from Wheel of Sun and Moon : "Every life ends, but life itself never does."

My favorite mechanic is Miracle (hence my love for Liliana Vess ), and I really hope they revisit it and make more actually playable Miracles.

I delete my old decks pretty frequently, so if you were looking for one and couldn't find it just ask

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Dexter (not up to date) & Ana Ng

Standard: Totopos de Maiz

Modern: DGA all day (not up to date)

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Happy Tapping!

Reference Points Leaderboards

First person to correctly identify movie/music/videogame/culture references on my deck titles wins a point. Current standings:
canterlotguardian: 7
aeonstoremyliver: 1
TastyCactus: 1
flyguy: 10
Insomnyaq: 1
jwe94: 1
HunterDoze: 1
RJ_Rozzman: 1
kcl511: 1
JRobot: 1
Human_Rogue_21: 1

I am White/Black

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 38 | 65 COMMENTS | 7158 VIEWS

You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 56 | 41 COMMENTS | 4822 VIEWS

Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 18 | 32 COMMENTS | 1523 VIEWS

Dexter Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Totopos de Maiz Playtest

Standard Jp3ngu1nb0y


Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


DGA all day Playtest

Modern Jp3ngu1nb0y



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Jp3ngu1nb0y — 3 months ago
Finished Decks 40
Prototype Decks 12
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 47930
Avg. deck rating 10.50
T/O Rank 6
Favorite formats Standard,Commander / EDH,Modern,Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 98
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Cards Added/Fixed 15
Last activity 16 hours
Joined 1 year

I'm just going to immortalize that one too.....

August 27, 2014 12:12 a.m.

Life happens, mang.

August 18, 2014 7:30 a.m.

More Fluffy Legacy... this time with more 20/20 Flying.... things....

August 11, 2014 9:09 p.m.

OH MY GOD, BECKY! There's more Fluffy Legacy!

August 5, 2014 9:20 p.m.

Thanks, broman.

August 1, 2014 7:29 a.m.

Dat responsibility.

July 31, 2014 10:26 p.m.

Yeah, the table in the document might be wonky.

July 30, 2014 7:05 a.m.

New stuff in your inbox, broman.

July 29, 2014 8:23 p.m.

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Sometimes when I'm feelin' down I just read your quote wall and everything is right again. Except gnarlicide's questionable life choices.

August 26, 2014 10:47 p.m.

Good read. If I was gonna play legacy, I'd play nic fit.

August 26, 2014 10:22 p.m.

Iona, Shield of Emeria is THE card. I played Esper gifts for a year and she simply blew out every deck. Very few decks have 2 separate colors of removal, and 2 swings in seal the deal.

Wurmcoil Engine also served very well against aggro and decks without Path. A solid mb choice IMO.

Cryptic Command is your bread and butter. Yes, UUU, but you have fetches and a resilient manabase.

I don't think you need Birds of Paradise , by the way.

August 25, 2014 2:10 a.m.

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Maybe instead of the discard, make it like reduce everyone's max hand size by 3. That way everyone gets more cards and plays more lands, but at the same time can't keep a full 7 on constantly.

Also enables discard eot, but less likely to blow you out. Still agreeable to most players, but not crippling advantage (until Reliquary Tower .

August 25, 2014 2 a.m.

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Which one of us is a 16 year old boy again...?

August 23, 2014 11:29 p.m.

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Tarns and Mistys say hey

August 23, 2014 8:17 p.m.

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My friends pool condoms ._.

August 23, 2014 7:15 p.m.

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Tell them to send their foils to my P.O. box.

LOLJK nobody has a P.O. box.

(I still want the foils)

August 23, 2014 1:27 a.m.

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Tell your leader Kim Jong Dude he's a sillyhead and that you guys should just not be bitches so nobody gets anything banned.

August 23, 2014 1:22 a.m.

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I get the whole oversexualization in mainstream media, but in magic... Come on. Like, who is really looking at a magic card like "I need to look like Jaya Ballard, Task Mage ." I get it with advertisement and TV and shit, but a fantasy game is just that... Fantasy. It's what people want it to be. That means lots of boobs and dudes with bulging pecs. No disrespect to the issue, I just think maybe we tackle the big problem areas before D&D and LotR.

August 23, 2014 1:17 a.m.