Jp3ngu1nb0y Compton's Human Sacrifice

I'm Jay. I help KrazyCaley with running the articles and such, so if he's ever busy and you need something to be posted, edited, or what-have-you post it on my wall and I'll do my part to get it done. I'm almost constantly on here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I am always always always willing to help. If you need help on a deck, trade, anything on here or Magic-related at all just post on my profile and I'll get back to you A$AP.

For a while I identified as primarily a White mage, but nowadays I don't really have much of a color orientation at all. I just play whatever's fun at the time.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick. (This 90% of the time)

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

Cards I like (in no order):
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Temporal Mastery
Liliana Vess
Benediction of Moons
Transcendent Master
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
Stoneforge Mystic
Scornful AEther-Lich
River of Tears
Stillmoon Cavalier
Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
World Queller
Angel of Flight Alabaster
Hamlet Captain
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Angel of Despair
Ashen Rider
Entreat the Angels
Unburial Rites
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Lingering Souls
Divinity of Pride
Culling Sun
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. I also really like Chippy and Raymond Swanland. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection! ;)

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster, signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

My favorite flavor text is from Wheel of Sun and Moon: "Every life ends, but life itself never does."

My favorite mechanic is Miracle (hence my love for Liliana Vess), and I really hope they revisit it and make more actually playable Miracles.

I used to delete decks all the time, but really just can't be bothered now. If you're looking for one that vanished let me know.

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Nahiri, the Lithomancer, Feldon of the Third Path, Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur, Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Underworld Coinsmith, Zedruu the Greathearted, Child of Alara

Standard: Aristocrats act IV

Modern: Color^4 (Dred)g3

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Happy Tapping!

I am White/Black

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

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You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

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Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 18 | 32 COMMENTS | 1620 VIEWS

Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Aristocrats act IV Playtest

Standard* Jp3ngu1nb0y



Finished Decks 47
Prototype Decks 19
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 51200
Avg. deck rating 9.32
T/O Rank 5
Favorite formats Standard, Commander / EDH, Modern, Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 129
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Cards Added/Fixed 15
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Joined 2 years

Spicy526 says... #1

Hey JP3; it's been awhile. I've decided to get away from the standard science a bit and focused on Commander. Anyways, the reason why I wanted your attention was because I made a new Boros EDH deck called "Boros Blades EDH". I need you opinion on what to put in to make it a balance between an equipment/token deck. And feel free to show this to some friends of your to see what they have to say about it as well. Hope everything is going well for you JP3. Later! :)

P.S. , Feel free to also look up my other commander decks as well.

December 1, 2014 9:27 p.m.

cosmokai2000 says... #2

Email sent

November 26, 2014 8:52 p.m.

cosmokai2000 says... #3

So it would be the signed Godless Shrine from guildpact and a Worldspine Wurm from me for 2x Godless Shrine from gatecrash from you? I would be fine with it, but my wurm is about two hours away and I wont have access to it until Sunday

November 26, 2014 8:40 p.m.

cosmokai2000 says... #4

How are you feeling on that trade?

November 26, 2014 5:29 p.m.

cosmokai2000 says... #5

So you're interested in the signed godless shrine from guildpact for 2x godless shrine from gatecrash?

November 25, 2014 10:20 p.m.

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Personally I think Hatebears is best in a diverse meta (all-around main board hate and strong sideboard options), but I may be biased because I think hqtebears is much better than it is haha

December 20, 2014 1:01 a.m.

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Didn't read what y'alls said here, but I just read that article and it sounds like that guy is honestly just upset that he can't be Delver. Quit whinin' and pony up some real points y'know.

December 20, 2014 12:31 a.m.

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Hot Chocolate - WBRR


Sacrifice ~: Choose 1:
-Deal 5 damage to target creature or player
-Gain 5 life
-Destroy target Lap

December 19, 2014 8:19 a.m.

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You can build and draft cubes on here like decks. I've done it once, it's easy.

As for the list, I don't know of any :/

December 17, 2014 9:44 p.m.

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Low Eb is all I play brubruh

December 16, 2014 10:36 p.m.

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I play a 2011 Fender Blacktop Jazz Bass. I also play Contra Alto Clarinet (and can play Bb and Bass clarinet also).

I'm also the best white rapper since Shakespeare.

December 16, 2014 3:33 p.m.

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PrecintSix6Six I liked penguins a lot

December 16, 2014 3:29 p.m.

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Guys, guys, he's quoting MLKJ jeez

December 15, 2014 10:21 p.m.

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It's an interesting list, however in testing I found that Dig Through Time was very difficult to cast (I was usually only able to delve for 3ish). I would replace it with Sleight of Hand or Gitaxian Probe. Also, as mentioned above I would definitely add Fatestitcher.

December 14, 2014 11:56 a.m.

Jeskai Ascendancy

It's in a combo deck in Modern which sees reasonable fringe play. It's currently less than $3, but if the deck continues to see moderate play over the next few years it could go up to maybe $6-$7 per. Of course, the deck could blow up and shoot it up to $12 or whatever but that's not really a safe bet.

I would say hold them for a little while. Unless you have dozens of copies you aren't missing out on anything by just keeping them in the ol' binder.

December 14, 2014 11:46 a.m.