I'm Jay. I'm currently a high school Junior, and I plan to study linguistics. I'm into music and literature a lot. My favorite author is James Joyce. I could never decide on a favorite musician, though, because my taste is very ecclectic so I can't aptly represent it all in one.

I used to call myself a primarily White player, but I just play whatever catches my interest.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick. (This 90% of the time)

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection!

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster, signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

I used to delete decks all the time, but really just can't be bothered now. If you're looking for one that vanished let me know.

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death, Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Underworld Coinsmith, Zedruu the Greathearted, Child of Alara

Standard: Aristocrats act IV

Modern: Manifest Dredge

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Feel free to hit me up with questions and stuff. I'm on here a lot.

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 40 | 65 COMMENTS | 8184 VIEWS

You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 57 | 41 COMMENTS | 5342 VIEWS

Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 18 | 32 COMMENTS | 1646 VIEWS

Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Aristocrats act IV Playtest

Standard* Jp3ngu1nb0y



Finished Decks 47
Prototype Decks 21
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 52230
Avg. deck rating 9.34
T/O Rank 5
Favorite formats Standard, Commander / EDH, Modern, Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 139
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Last activity 1 day
Joined 2 years

xzzane says... #1

That's really cool. Good luck with your story!

January 22, 2015 9:33 p.m.

xzzane says... #2

That's cool that you're writing a story. My brother wants to be an author someday as well. He's writing a fanfiction for practice based off of one of our childhood games. What's your story going to revolve around?

January 22, 2015 9:15 p.m.

Just doing my job.

January 22, 2015 8:23 p.m.

Spicy526 says... #4

How's it going Jp3? I was wondering if you could look at an EDH deck that I'm in the final phase of completing. I need your advice on what draw power cards I need to put in. I'll put the deck description down below:

Visionary Trinkets Playtest

Commander / EDH Spicy526


Also, feel free to give your own advice on what else would be good in here.

January 7, 2015 9:41 a.m.

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I have a foil Hallowed Fountain. Got it for 2 Ghost Daddies back when they were standard and that trade was even. That was a good trade.

January 23, 2015 7:47 a.m.

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wow guys nobody tagged me for Epoch's nudes I'm offended as hell even atter I shared pics of me FLEXIN

January 23, 2015 7:45 a.m.

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January 22, 2015 11:36 p.m.

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Ugh I feel like I should too, I have the SAT in 2 days haha. Haven't studied at all. I'll be fiiiiine standardized tests are a joke.

January 22, 2015 11:34 p.m.

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Those were dark days, Goldie. Dark days.

Here's a pic of me flexin my fit on some fuccbois:

January 22, 2015 11:31 p.m.

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I just took this fresh pic of me for all y'all curious folk and/or kidnappers:


January 22, 2015 11:27 p.m.

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I want to change my user name (as above, most likely) but as such an established user I fear chaos/looting/boardwipes would occur and nobody would tag me in stuff.

January 22, 2015 11:02 p.m.

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I should just change my username to Jay, honestly. People refer to me thusly already and then it would notify me AND save people the hassle of typing out this monstrosity.

January 22, 2015 11 p.m.

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I wonder if anyone has actually read through every single page of this. I feel like people more just sorta come and go as they please. Like the sausage castle.

January 22, 2015 10:58 p.m.

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Somebody tag me when Epoch posts his nudes ok

January 22, 2015 10:57 p.m.