Jp3ngu1nb0y Compton's Human Sacrifice

I'm Jay. I help KrazyCaley with running the articles and such, so if he's ever busy and you need something to be posted, edited, or what-have-you post it on my wall and I'll do my part to get it done. I'm almost constantly on here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I am always always always willing to help. If you need help on a deck, trade, anything on here or Magic-related at all just post on my profile and I'll get back to you A$AP.

For a while I identified as primarily a White mage, but nowadays I don't really have much of a color orientation at all. I just play whatever's fun at the time.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick. (This 90% of the time)

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

Cards I like (in no order):
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Temporal Mastery
Liliana Vess
Benediction of Moons
Transcendent Master
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
Stoneforge Mystic
Scornful AEther-Lich
River of Tears
Stillmoon Cavalier
Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
World Queller
Angel of Flight Alabaster
Hamlet Captain
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Angel of Despair
Ashen Rider
Entreat the Angels
Unburial Rites
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Lingering Souls
Divinity of Pride
Culling Sun
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. I also really like Chippy and Raymond Swanland. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection! ;)

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster , signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

My favorite flavor text is from Wheel of Sun and Moon : "Every life ends, but life itself never does."

My favorite mechanic is Miracle (hence my love for Liliana Vess ), and I really hope they revisit it and make more actually playable Miracles.

I used to delete decks all the time, but really just can't be bothered now. If you're looking for one that vanished let me know.

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter , Zirilan of the Claw , Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur , Nath of the Gilt-Leaf , Ana Battlemage

Standard: Aristocrats act IV

Modern: Color^4 (Dred)g3

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Happy Tapping!

I am White/Black

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 38 | 65 COMMENTS | 7560 VIEWS

You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 56 | 41 COMMENTS | 5063 VIEWS

Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 18 | 32 COMMENTS | 1588 VIEWS

Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Aristocrats act IV Playtest

Standard* Jp3ngu1nb0y



cube chart

how do i cube

Jp3ngu1nb0y — 5 months ago
Finished Decks 41
Prototype Decks 16
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 49420
Avg. deck rating 10.24
T/O Rank 6
Favorite formats Standard,Commander / EDH,Modern,Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 108
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Cards Added/Fixed 15
Last activity 14 hours
Joined 1 year

TheHorse says... #1

Trade should be cool assuming the condition on the vials is good. I'd kind of like to hold onto the Demonic Tutor if possible but if you can't find anything else I understand.

October 29, 2014 9:57 p.m.

TheHorse says... #2

Wait, are the vials condition near mint or lightly played?

Would you be okay with just sending me pictures so I can see them for myself? I can take pictures of my cards if you like.

Feel free to e-mail me at

October 29, 2014 10:55 a.m.

TheHorse says... #3

Hey there again,

The Sol Ring I had listed is no longer available, but here is the list and with editions take into account it sort of evens out. Let me know if this is cool with you.

Are the Aether Vials near mint?

Braids, Cabal Minion (LP) - 2.26

Desolation - 0.23

Smokestack (Urza's Saga) - 7.52

Reanimate (Tempest) (LP) - 5.37

Tainted Aether - 0.82

2 Griselbrand - 38.7

Demonic Tutor (Revised) - 14.26

2 Stony Silence - 4.22

Sol Ring - not available

Woodland Cemetery - 4.31

Raging Ravine - 4.85

Winter Orb - 2.77

Golgari Signet (foil) - 2.65

total: 87.96

October 29, 2014 9:43 a.m.

TheHorse says... #4

Hey, sorry for the delay. School stuff sort of came out of nowhere that I need to handle. I'll try and get back to you this evening.

October 28, 2014 7:28 a.m.

TheHorse says... #5

I think I'd be good with this trade, I just need to go through and confirm all the cards, which I'll do later this evening.

October 26, 2014 6:06 p.m.

TheHorse says... #6

That trade looks like I might be down to do that. Some notes:

Reanimate (LP)

Smokestack (Urza's Saga) - 7.57

That said, I've also just updated my binder with cards I'm looking for for any EDH deck -- so if you have any of those I would love to get them and probably prefer to get them over the vials (but in addition to is fine).

October 25, 2014 10:33 p.m.

Cyrk says... #7

Cards will be sent tomorrow.

October 23, 2014 8:01 p.m.

RJ_Rozzman says... #8

whats good in the new set that i can use

October 16, 2014 1:11 p.m.

RJ_Rozzman says... #9

Can i do golgari colors in standard?

October 16, 2014 10:47 a.m.

Hmm...that's not my deck, it's the one called The Ferryman on my page. I spose I outta find a different name for it then

October 14, 2014 11:38 a.m.

What is he looking to trade it for? Specific cards or things for an archetype, also there's very little listed in my binder I'm not willing to trade. And as a sidenote since you like B/W would you wanna check out my deck The Ferryman? I know it might not end up the best but mostly I just wanna use Athreos

October 14, 2014 11:36 a.m.

Please login to comment

tagging Ohthenoises out of T/O obligation

October 31, 2014 4:51 p.m.

I really want to get White and Red, but have no money...

Anybody wanna buy a playset of deltas?

October 31, 2014 4:44 p.m.

enpc getting used to it is the scary part, not the work itself.

October 31, 2014 7:15 a.m.

fluffybunnypants you must quote the bossman on "wat a plane walker?"

October 30, 2014 10:21 p.m.

More often than not the breakdowns are useful, and if not is it really that bothersome?

October 30, 2014 8:44 p.m.

Said on An Odd New ......


Because you were onto them.

October 29, 2014 10:43 p.m.

Said on TheHorse...


Sorry, I realize now that my last comment was a little confusing. The vials are LP, I was just trying to reassure you that they are still in good condition as well (no flicks or anything).

I should be able to send you some pictures tomorrow or Friday if you'd like.

Assuming they aren't wounded by then, would you guess that the trade is cool though?

October 29, 2014 9:46 p.m.

I want all of these decks. But I have no money i-i

Also, Nahiri is my new main bitch. Sorry Elspeth, you've been demoted to side ho.

October 29, 2014 5:03 p.m.

The name of the deck is something about stone though right? Serra isn't really a stone mage, unlike the lithomancer.

October 29, 2014 10:53 a.m.

Said on TheHorse...


The vials are lightly played (no visible marks, but I have indeed played with them albeit gently).

I'm down with the trade, I'm sure I'll be buying C14 so I'll have Sol Rings galore haha.

October 29, 2014 10:51 a.m.