Jp3ngu1nb0y Yeezus

I'm Jay. I help KrazyCaley with running the articles and such, so if he's ever busy and you need something to be posted, edited, or what-have-you post it on my wall and I'll do my part to get it done. I'm almost constantly on here, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I am always always always willing to help. If you need help on a deck, trade, anything on here or Magic-related at all just post on my profile and I'll get back to you A$AP.

I almost always play White in my decks, and even more frequently black alongside it. White and Black encompass a lot of things I really like in Magic: Enchantments, Reanimator, Weenies, Discard-Based Tempo, Tokens, Permanent-Destruction, etc.

As far as decks, I generally play one of two things:

-A wack combo deck or otherwise just-barely-fringe-playable gimmick.

-A weenie-based aggro-control strategy (Hatebears, Dead Guy Ale, Death and Taxes, and so forth).

Cards I like (in no order):
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Temporal Mastery
Liliana Vess
Benediction of Moons
Transcendent Master
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
Stoneforge Mystic
Scornful AEther-Lich
Stillmoon Cavalier
Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
World Queller
Angel of Flight Alabaster
Hamlet Captain
Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
Angel of Despair
Ashen Rider
Unburial Rites
Iona, Shield of Emeria
Lingering Souls
Divinity of Pride
Culling Sun
Elspeth, Knight-Errant

My favorite artist is Howard Lyon followed by Terese Nielsen and Rebecca Guay. I also really like Chippy and Raymond Swanland. Lyon's art on Make a Wish is my all-time favorite, and I collect it. If we trade, feel welcome to throw one in for my collection! ;)

My prized card is my Foil Angel of Flight Alabaster , signed in silver pen by Howard Lyon. The foiling is amazing, and looks even better with the silver ink.

My favorite flavor text is from Wheel of Sun and Moon : "Every life ends, but life itself never does."

My favorite mechanic is Miracle (hence my love for Liliana Vess ), and I really hope they revisit it and make more actually playable Miracles.

I delete my old decks pretty frequently, so if you were looking for one and couldn't find it just ask

Currently I'm running as follows:

EDH: Dexter (not up to date), Esprit du Corps, & Ana Ng

Standard: Totopos de Maiz

Modern: Communist Daughter & DGA all day

Legacy: Red Dead Redemption (proxied)

Happy Tapping!

Reference Points Leaderboards

First person to correctly identify movie/music/videogame/culture references on my deck titles wins a point. Current standings:
canterlotguardian: 7
aeonstoremyliver: 1
TastyCactus: 1
flyguy: 9
Insomnyaq: 1
jwe94: 1
HunterDoze: 1
RJ_Rozzman: 1
kcl511: 1
JRobot: 1

I am White/Black

MTG Decks

When a Good Man goes to War Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 36 | 65 COMMENTS | 6304 VIEWS

You have to choose, Batman Playtest

Casual Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 54 | 39 COMMENTS | 4348 VIEWS

Red Dead Redemption Playtest

Legacy Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 17 | 32 COMMENTS | 1354 VIEWS

Communist Daughter Playtest

Modern Jp3ngu1nb0y

SCORE: 33 | 22 COMMENTS | 2736 VIEWS

Esprit du Corps Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Dexter Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


Totopos de Maiz Playtest

Standard Jp3ngu1nb0y


Ana Ng Playtest

Commander / EDH Jp3ngu1nb0y


DGA all day Playtest

Modern Jp3ngu1nb0y

Finished Decks 46
Prototype Decks 10
Drafts 0
Playing since 2012 Core Set
Points 44500
Avg. deck rating 8.54
T/O Rank 5
Favorite formats Standard,Commander / EDH,Modern,Pauper
Good Card Suggestions 76
Venues Big Bang Comics and Collectibles
Cards Added/Fixed 15
Last activity 6 minutes
Joined 1 year

Good day my friend :-)

Would you mind giving me a vouch for our recent trade? It would be much appreciated.

April 17, 2014 4:27 a.m.

Spicy526 says... #2

Yo JP3; it's been a while dude. What's up? Just wan let you know that I recently build a BUG Devotion deck just yesterday; and I'm in the final stages of editing the sideboard. I have on up right now, but; I think it's missing something. Could you check it out and maybe give me some hints on how I should play it out? Thx JP3. :)

April 15, 2014 10:08 p.m.

:( Keep me updated.

April 14, 2014 5:32 p.m.

I've got to work on formatting.

April 11, 2014 8:53 a.m.

Finally got around to sending you something solid.

April 10, 2014 10:40 a.m.

I was wondering who Veruka was lol.

I thought you were offering both Oracles though? Just to clarify after the jacked up request lol.

April 3, 2014 11:20 p.m.

ProfessorDucky says... #7

Hey, I'm wondering what it takes to post articles. I asked KrazyCaley and didn't get a reply...much appreciated!

March 21, 2014 11:01 p.m.

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I would drop 2x Platinum Angel for it personally

April 17, 2014 2:48 p.m.

Probably 2x Ultimate Price for 2x Priests, and 1x Thoughtseize and 1x Devour Flesh for 2x Godsend if you like it.

April 17, 2014 2:35 p.m.

The nice thing about priest is, even though her removal is temporary, in the meanwhile she can still smack their face up.

April 17, 2014 2:33 p.m.

Careful, that's the bossman. I think he was just amused at you putting the list in the forum. But hey, most people don't format it right when they do that, so there's that.

List looks good. Oblivion Stone might help.

April 17, 2014 2:32 p.m.

Another thing to think about: I'm using 2x Ethereal Armor because a LOT of our guys are part enchantment. It's not as resilient as Godsend , but with a few Enchantment Creatures down it gets pretty bananas very fast. Maybe try it out.

April 17, 2014 2:26 p.m.

Also a valid choice!

April 17, 2014 2:23 p.m.

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Grave Pact , Martyr's Bond , and Dictate of Erebos all seem brutal in here.

April 17, 2014 2:22 p.m.

1 F&F for sure, and then one of the other 3 depending on your meta. If it's neutral, I would go Light and Shadow to recycle your guys and protect from almost all removal.

April 17, 2014 2:22 p.m.

I would mainboard 2. Usually when I do 3 I get them too early. Maybe remove 2 Sublime Archangel ? They both serve to close out the game.

April 17, 2014 2:18 p.m.

I like the Fate Unraveler . I'm not sure if I'll use it (it's a little out of my preferred curve), but it's a cool inclusion.

Have you thought about Banisher Priest or Godsend ? Both seem like they would be very useful to deal with troublesome creatures and push the game towards a close.

April 17, 2014 2:15 p.m.