Could you please check out my rack?
Modern Deck Help forum
Posted on Feb. 10, 2016, 2:08 p.m. by TMBRLZ
Hey kids. Trying to bring dat 8 Rack life back.
Offer me a bit of help in modernizing the deck and some sideboard advice. Thanks!
Serendipitous_Hummingbird says... #3
Why is that the rack pun everyone makes?
At this point it is probably more creative to make a joke about the actual rack, namesake and depiction of The Rack, than it is to make another rack joke.
February 10, 2016 4:25 p.m.
The_Dragonmaster says... #5
XD that's so punny. Seriously though, Thoughtseize the day by playing the rack deck. It can deal puns of damage when you have the proper cards. It's a Raven's Crime not to play Rack. You will get stuck on the Ensnaring Bridge if you don't. You may even get Smallpox. You may even start Shrieking Afflictioning...ing. So take up the Slaughter Pact of playing Rack, and don't be the Victim of Night.
How'd I do?
February 10, 2016 6:44 p.m.
Serendipitous_Hummingbird says... #6
On my phone so I'm unable to link to imgur but imagine Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying "I could smack everyone into tiny, little pieces"
addaff says... #2
Eh, I've seen better
February 10, 2016 2:52 p.m.