What's Your Favorite?

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Posted on Aug. 29, 2014, 9:27 p.m. by Scorprix

Just out of interest, what's YOUR favorite flavor text? Why?

My favorite is Night of Souls' Betrayal . It's flavor text is just perfect, especially in conjunction with the art and flavor.

As stated by "Leshrac_Nightwalker" on Gatherer:

"The flavour text on this card is epic. It really evokes a sense of desperation from Sensei Hisoka, begging Konda to put an end to his crazy ambitions..."

So, back to the original point, What is your favorite flavor text?

sergiodelrio says... #2

I like Jinxed Idol and Indestructibility - they both talk to the opponent and kinda make fun of them. I find that rich.

August 29, 2014 9:36 p.m.

Scorprix says... #3

Wow. I actually started laughing when I read Indestructibility . :D

August 29, 2014 9:39 p.m.

angrychains says... #4

"Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving"

August 29, 2014 9:39 p.m.

Scorprix says... #5

@angrychains: What's the cards name?

August 29, 2014 9:41 p.m.

swkelly89 says... #6

i always thought Vampire Nocturnus 's was bad ass

August 29, 2014 9:41 p.m.

MindAblaze says... #7

August 29, 2014 9:42 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #8

Hands down, Goblin Ski Patrol .

August 29, 2014 9:43 p.m.

adventfaith says... #9

Craterize is fun.

But i enjoy Omniscience /Redirect

August 29, 2014 9:44 p.m.

MindAblaze says... #10

My choice would be the original Remand .

Or...Goblin Offensive .

August 29, 2014 9:44 p.m.

Scorprix says... #11

Reads swkelly89's comment.

Looks out window.

Looks back at screen.

August 29, 2014 9:45 p.m.

xlaleclx says... #12

August 29, 2014 9:50 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #13

I love the text of Dispatch

August 29, 2014 9:52 p.m.

Caligula says... #14

Hero of Iroas - Hands down. Manliest text in MTG.

August 29, 2014 9:52 p.m.

MindAblaze says... #15

Does that mean Sun Titan is the perfect counter to Vampire Nocturnus ?

August 29, 2014 10:01 p.m.

Personally I chuckle at Goblin Spelunkers . Those little fellas can't catch a break. The edition I'm thinking of (Urza's) reads:

"It only short jump. You go first."

"AIIIEEEE!"

"Hmm . . . we go different way now."

August 29, 2014 10:04 p.m.
August 29, 2014 10:04 p.m.

angrychains says... #18

As roasted brain said: dd akroma--first card and still in my top 5.

August 29, 2014 10:05 p.m.

The flavor text on Scapeshift is beautiful. I also love the flavor text of Night of Souls' Betrayal . Shatterstorm and Shatter are both amusing. Repeal and Telling Time are also cool. I play a lot of Modern, and a lot of the cards common there have awesome flavor texts.

August 29, 2014 10:05 p.m.

All of Jaya Ballards, the best Chandra

But my favorite out of hers is from Inferno .

August 29, 2014 10:09 p.m.

sergiodelrio says... #21

I also think Temporal Adept is hilarious.

August 29, 2014 10:10 p.m.

jwe94 says... #22

I'm a fan of pretty much anything related to Nicol Bolas namely the Deep Analysis from Ajani vs. Bolas ("No fact escapes me. Why do you think you can?")

I also like amusing stuff like War Tax

August 29, 2014 10:10 p.m.

drpeppercan says... #23

Fodder Cannon Hands down, I can just picture goblins stuffing other goblins into the cannon, the 8th edition art definitely helps :-P

August 29, 2014 10:30 p.m.

Scorprix says... #24

Anyone else?

August 29, 2014 11:22 p.m.

MattTheNinja says... #25

Werebear :D "He exercises his rights to bear arms."

August 29, 2014 11:27 p.m.

Enormous Baloth has been my favorite for years

August 29, 2014 11:33 p.m.

MagicalHacker says... #27

Fodder Cannon , Reparations , Sizzle , and Indestructible are my favorite.

August 30, 2014 12:24 a.m.

abenz419 says... #28

I always thought the flavor text on Devour Flesh was amusing, same with Ertai, Wizard Adept

August 30, 2014 1:21 a.m.

It's all about Canyon Minotaur

August 30, 2014 1:24 a.m.

I'm also a big fan of the absolute asshole that is Fabled Hero .

August 30, 2014 1:25 a.m.

Kizerk says... #31

been a favorite of mine for a long time Goblin Piker

but really though all goblin flavor text just wins

August 30, 2014 1:35 a.m.

SimicPower says... #32

As far as serious flavor text goes, I would have to choose Vindicate . For a joke flavor text, probably any card from Unhinged works.

August 30, 2014 2:38 a.m.

The Doctor says... #33

Seriously, though. Storm Crow

This time I'm not joking though, it's actually one of my favorites.

August 30, 2014 4:06 a.m.

Pilz_753 says... #34

Hatred is one of my favorites.

August 30, 2014 4:14 a.m.

Pilz_753 says... #35

Sorry for double posting but I also really like Commander Greven il-Vec , Balthor the Defiled and Desperate Ravings .

August 30, 2014 4:25 a.m.

sonicizslow says... #36

August 30, 2014 8:16 a.m.

Matsi883 says... #37

The funniest is Mercurial Pretender , but I like Contaminated Ground the best.

August 30, 2014 8:31 a.m.

Jay says... #38

Wheel of Sun and Moon is a beautiful sentiment

August 30, 2014 10:11 a.m.

Scorprix says... #39

Just read Goblin Battle Jester and Spire Barrage . They're great. : )

Also read Dash Hopes . Kinda' cruel.

August 30, 2014 7:22 p.m.

So now we know that all the funniest flavor texts come from goblins and blue cards.

August 30, 2014 10:16 p.m.

Also from Jaya Ballard.

August 30, 2014 11:15 p.m.

KingSorin says... #42

August 31, 2014 3:24 a.m.

Pilz_753 says... #43

After some more Khans Spoilers being up, I have to add Bitter Revelation to my all time favourites.

September 2, 2014 2:06 p.m.

Ohnoeszz says... #44

September 2, 2014 2:50 p.m.

Steelshaper's Gift is cool.

Also, nothing like an apocalypse in dragon form. Moltensteel Dragon .

September 2, 2014 5:48 p.m.

I really like Norin the Wary 's text. And +1 to whoever said Jaya Ballard, Task Mage 's flavor texts.

Actually, any flavor text involving Norin the Wary is pretty great (Animate Wall , Lightning Elemental , Viscid Lemures , etc).

September 3, 2014 2:58 p.m.

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