The "Between Her Legs" Challenge
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Posted on March 10, 2013, 10:21 p.m. by pookypuppy6
Hello!
Of course we like our Magic The Gathering games to be hilarious at times. So, for this challenge, we are thinking of cards that'll be funny to cast aloud. And the catch is, you cast it and follow it with the phrase "...between her legs"
Here's a few examples:
Crushing Pain between her legs.
Instill Infection between her legs.
Hydra Omnivore between her legs.
Consuming Aberration between her legs..
I'm curious to see what you guys come up with!
Rocket Launcher between her legs
Blood Moon between her legs
Curse of the Nightly Hunt between her legs
Blood Crypt between her legs
Ambush Viper between her legs
Razorverge Thicket between her legs
Rod of Ruin between her legs
Blistering Barrier between her legs
March 10, 2013 10:36 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #6
Trading Post between her legs.
Raging Goblin between her legs.
Giant Growth between her legs.
Damn, I am on a roll!
One more.
Acidic Slime between her legs.
March 10, 2013 10:39 p.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #7
Awesome work, I'll add some more!
Hidden Horror between her legs.
Murder between her legs
Giant Growth between her legs
Smallpox between her legs
Pacifism between her legs.
March 10, 2013 10:40 p.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #9
Abrupt Decay between her legs...yeah, I need to do work.
March 10, 2013 10:41 p.m.
..this actually seems amusing, and slightly offensive.. as most of the best humor seems to be.
Purely in Standard, by the way.
Gilded Lotus between her legs. Godless Shrine between her legs. (Surprisingly, most, if not all of the shocklands, fit well.. between her legs) Watery Grave between her legs. Blood Crypt between her legs. Eww.. Temple Garden between her legs. Breeding Pool between her legs. (etc etc) Master of the Pearl Trident between her legs. >_< Ambush Viper between her legs. Well, that's a surprise..
March 10, 2013 10:49 p.m.
March 10, 2013 10:51 p.m.
LMAO... I went to Gatherer, pressed Random Card, and this came up...
Crackdown between her legs...
March 10, 2013 10:57 p.m.
Doing the same.. Random Card 'til something funny shows up:
Unholy Strength between her legs.
Barren Glory between her legs. ROFL.
Urza's Tower between her legs.
Summer Bloom between her legs.
Hand of Honor between her legs.
March 10, 2013 11:03 p.m.
theemptyquiver says... #18
Rod of ruin wins. That made me laugh the hardest.
March 10, 2013 11:03 p.m.
Human_Rogue_21 says... #19
Fireball between her legs
Terminus between her legs
Mana Leak between her legs
Null Rod between her legs
Frankie Peanuts between her legs
Cardpecker between her legs
City of Ass between her legs
March 10, 2013 11:22 p.m.
ChiefWannaHacka says... #20
Hmm lands maybe?
Spells we could go with
- Fires of Yavimaya
- Privileged Position
- Birthing Pod
- Beast Within
- Realms Uncharted
- Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
and these are just from one deck lol!
March 10, 2013 11:26 p.m.
To name a few:
Twiddle
Bone Flute
Little Girl (This is just wrong)
Burrowing
Crystal Rod
Howling Mine
Lord of the Pit
Nether Shadow (I think this one is pretty good)
Nightmare
Sinkhole
Terror
Throne of Bone
Time Vault
Tranquility
Tsunami
Tunnel
Volcanic Eruption
March 11, 2013 12:30 a.m.
Oh and we can't forget the B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) between her legs.
March 11, 2013 12:34 a.m.
Cobthecobbler says... #25
March 11, 2013 12:36 a.m.
Terror between her legs
Slaughter Games between her legs
Vile Rebirth between her legs
Trostani's Judgment between her legs
Vivid Creek between her legs
Grove of the Guardian between her legs
March 11, 2013 12:38 a.m.
The Doctor says... #27
Rhystic Study between her legs.
Rapid Hybridization between her legs.
Nimbus Maze between her legs.
Amass the Components between her legs.
Planar Cleansing between her legs.
March 11, 2013 12:41 a.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #28
@Shabobi: Wow, that tells a story. "Quick, Amass the Components between her legs or we'll all be destroyed!"
Also, Life's Finale between her legs, Damnation between her legs, Increasing Savagery between her legs and Gobbling Ooze between her legs.
March 11, 2013 1:03 a.m.
MindAblaze says... #30
Haha oh lord...please forgive us...lol
Goblin Guide between her legs
Hull Breach between her legs.
Colossal Might between her legs
Gifts Ungiven between her legs...
Wild Hunger between her legs.
Academy Rector between her legs?
Goblin Offensive between her legs...
And last but not least, Spreading Seas...
March 11, 2013 2:37 a.m.
Spread the Sickness between her legsCultivate between her legsExplosive Vegetation between her legs
March 11, 2013 2:51 a.m.
Lost in the Woods between her legs.
and lol'd at B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
March 11, 2013 3:33 a.m.
Lightning Bolt between her legs
Mana Leak between her legs
Monkey Monkey Monkey between her legs
Consuming Aberration between her legs
Volcanic Geyser between her legs
Angel of Jubilation between her legs
Whispering Madness between her legs
Tarmogoyf between her legs
Bitterblossom between her legs
March 11, 2013 6:55 a.m.
Citanul Flute between her legs...
because, this one time... at band camp...
March 11, 2013 7:58 a.m.
PropaneAddict says... #39
Glimpse the Unthinkable between her legs.
Exploration between her legs.
Lurking Predators between her legs.
Root Maze between her legs.
Howling Mine between her legs.
Rain of Gore between her legs.
Skullclamp between her legs.
Harvester of Souls between her legs.
March 11, 2013 10:13 a.m.
doinitwrong says... #40
Burning Oil between her legs.
Denizen of the Deep between her legs.
Damnation between her legs.
Invisible Stalker between her legs.
Rod of Spanking between her legs.
Pointy Finger of Doom between her legs.
Brood Birthing between her legs?
Skittering Invasion between her legs... ew.
March 11, 2013 10:30 a.m.
doinitwrong says... #42
Exquisite Blood between her legs............What the hell's wrong with me?
March 11, 2013 10:40 a.m.
Some of these may have been said already... can't go through all the posts to check.
Giant Oyster between her legs.
Unnatural Hunger between her legs.
Open the Vaults between her legs.
Raiding Party between her legs.
Part the Veil between her legs.
Elvish House Party between her legs.
Blood Seeker between her legs.
Glory Seeker between her legs.
Hide/Seek between her legs.
Blaze of Glory between her legs.
Barren Glory between her legs.
March 11, 2013 10:40 a.m.
Griselbrand between her legs.
Vorapede between her legs.
Devil's Play between her legs.
Nephalia Drownyard between her legs.
March 11, 2013 10:45 a.m.
Human_Rogue_21 says... #45
Creeping Tar Pit between her legs.
Awakening Zone between her legs.
Giant Growth between her legs.
Shrine of Burning Rage between her legs.
Mouth to Mouth between her legs.
March 11, 2013 10:46 a.m.
zandl you sir, have won this thread and all future threads :-)
March 11, 2013 11:20 a.m.
MindAblaze says... #48
Yeah, zandl probably still has the best one after all of that.
doinitwrong Ever read Memnoch, the Devil by Anne Frank? lol
March 11, 2013 12:12 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #49
This gave me a good laugh this morning. Anyway, here's mine.
Choking Fumes between her legs Creeping Corrosion between her legs Into the Core between her legs
the3rdH0kage says... #2
Experiment One between her legs
Electrickery between her legs
Searing Spear between her legs
Mugging between her legs
Verdant Haven between her legs
March 10, 2013 10:25 p.m.