That awkward moment when...

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Posted on Nov. 15, 2014, 12:03 a.m. by ThisIsBullshit

You see someone has a crap ton of cards you want, and then realize that they haven't been on in a year. :(

What are the stupid awkward moments you guys have, pertaining to magic?

VampireArmy says... #2

when I see someone who owns pretty much every card I need for all of my decks......but I have nothing but jank to trade so i'm not getting any of it :c

November 15, 2014 12:34 a.m.

Jay says... #3

That awkward moment when you look up from your hand and notice everyone in your 6-man edh game has his/her wang out.

AM I RIGHT?

November 15, 2014 12:35 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #4

that was fast

November 15, 2014 12:36 a.m.

kmcree says... #5

Welcome to tappedout. Where the average thread becomes completely derailed in 3.462 comments.

November 15, 2014 12:43 a.m.

Unforgivn_II says... #6

her wang

Wat

November 15, 2014 12:45 a.m.

miracleHat says... #7

Uh, you forgot to add that you had a Liliana of the Veil that was played last turn...

November 15, 2014 12:48 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #8

Futanari LOTV...

November 15, 2014 12:50 a.m.

Jay says... #9

We don't judge here Unforgivn

November 15, 2014 12:52 a.m.

miracleHat says... #10

@Unforgivn_II, when it comes to Jp3ngu1nb0y, it is better not to ask.

November 15, 2014 12:54 a.m.

-Fulcrum says... #11

@Jp3ngu1nb0y: The way you phrased that really reminded me of Bo Burnham.

November 15, 2014 12:55 a.m.

Jay says... #12

Hey man gender is fluid or something now

November 15, 2014 12:55 a.m.

Jay says... #13

Fulcrum that's the best compliment I've ever received

November 15, 2014 12:56 a.m.

miracleHat says... #14

@Jp3ngu1nb0y, why did you have to phrase #11 that way... God, fluids are not what I need to think about especially know.

November 15, 2014 12:58 a.m.

Jay says... #15

I wasn't aware it was a state of matter either but hey Tumblr says so

November 15, 2014 1:09 a.m.

miracleHat says... #16

Before it becomes to much work for him, I call forth the fluffybunnypants and I give him compliments on his new wall page, though he needs to find a way to retract the list after reading it...

November 15, 2014 1:15 a.m.

miracleHat says... #17

Finally, how many people know within the first seconds that a thread is going to derail? If the title contains the following words: "
awkward
rank
top 100
top 10
blind eternities that aren't misguided rule questions
,,

then I know that it is going to die and become AWESOME

November 15, 2014 1:17 a.m.

Jay says... #18

It goof'd me. And I'm not easily goof'd.

November 15, 2014 1:17 a.m.

Jay says... #19

The new wall, that is.

November 15, 2014 1:18 a.m.

miracleHat says... #20

Did you even read the description? It states that the quotes are linked. I love the archer quote as well. Since we are talking about awkward moments related to mtg, when I read, "goof'd", I thought that it said, "goyf'd" because i just read the slew of goyf jokes.

How many times have you gotten "goof'd" by "goyf'd"?

November 15, 2014 1:23 a.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #21

"Gender"

"Fluids"

There's a sexual joke there, but for the life of me I can't think of one.

November 15, 2014 1:27 a.m.

miracleHat says... #22

@GoldGhost012, you're'nt the only one. how to make orgasm's funny--no. can't won't do this. I have a feeling that gnarlicide would have something. Maybe a life story and a moral...

November 15, 2014 1:30 a.m.

Araganor says... #23

GoldGhost012: There's ALWAYS a sexual joke in there. You just aren't looking hard enough.

ahem

November 15, 2014 1:38 a.m.

miracleHat says... #24

tell that to the 2 comment, first page Araganor.

November 15, 2014 1:40 a.m.

quesobueno123 says... #25

When I look over at my friend and he's jackin to a Melira, Sylvok Outcast

November 15, 2014 6:21 a.m.

nighthawk101 says... #26

When I look up in and EDH game and I'm the only one with my wang out.

November 15, 2014 7:33 a.m.

I'm so proud of myself for spawning all these comments lol

November 15, 2014 9:55 a.m.

The_Raven says... #28

When I look up in EDH and I'm the only one still playing...

November 15, 2014 1:03 p.m.

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