surely there isn't a single useless card in MTG. right?

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Posted on March 23, 2015, 9:16 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME

THIS IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!! SOMEONE FIND A FUCKING USE FOR Steamflogger Boss THAT ISN"T JUST CHANGELING DECKS! ITS STARTING TO GET TO ME!

GlistenerAgent says... #2

Nah, the future people have told me what's going to happen with this fella. Pick 'em up while you can, they're going to shoot up to infinity in the near future. Turn 1 Steamflogger wins the game on the spot.

March 23, 2015 9:17 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #3

I mean it's still a 3/3 for 4.

Attack with it.

Use found

:D

March 23, 2015 9:18 p.m.

I just realized. there IS a way. you need Experiment Kraj, Mirror Entity, Steamflogger Boss, Riptide Replicator, and a way to turn it into a creature without making it stop working.

March 23, 2015 9:23 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #5

March 23, 2015 9:27 p.m.

JakeHarlow says... #6

I assume there's no way to "assemble a contraption" in MTG yet?

March 23, 2015 9:28 p.m.

Uhhh.... karn doent work at all.

and no.

March 23, 2015 9:30 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #8

uuhhhhh "Riptide Replicator, and a way to turn it into a creature without making it stop working."

Karn does literally that.

March 23, 2015 9:33 p.m.

oh, thats wut u meant. I thought u were responding to the original question.

March 23, 2015 9:34 p.m.

HolyFalcon says... #10

Now I actually wanna pick up a foil playset of these. I can see this becoming- WAIT. Tarmogoyf is a rare timeshifted card, so is this, so is this the next goyf?

INB4 block after BFZ lets T1 Rigger happen in modern.

March 23, 2015 9:44 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #11

there is no universe a 3/3 for 4 is comparable to a 4/5 for 2.

March 23, 2015 9:45 p.m.

HolyFalcon says... #12

The abilities. For all we know, we could get a card that makes an OP contraption, and this DOUBLES that.

March 23, 2015 9:46 p.m.

@FAMOUSWATERMELON: get yer sexy butt over here and make some cards, bro!

March 23, 2015 9:47 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #14

Fair enough BUT

I would just run 4 of that contraption and other shiz

March 23, 2015 9:50 p.m.

well, yeah. 4 contraptions makers, 4 steambosses, and 1 contraption would be 16, and you could get even more if they were tokens.

March 23, 2015 9:55 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #16

they'd have to be tokens but I mean like if the contraptions are on par with goyf, then why waste deck space to spawn more (sometimes)? The 4 would be enough haha

March 23, 2015 9:57 p.m.

DERPLINGSUPREME Whoa, "sexy"?

Alright, you want something for Steamflogger Boss? Give me a couple minutes.

March 23, 2015 9:57 p.m.

yes, sexy. what its not like I watch you all day. just at night!

March 23, 2015 10:02 p.m.

That's ... not ... scary... at ... all...

March 23, 2015 10:03 p.m.

It shouldn't be! afterall, I haven't gotten bored yet!

March 23, 2015 10:04 p.m.

Oh god, I can't wait for that XD

March 23, 2015 10:08 p.m.

Because I like randomness.

March 23, 2015 10:21 p.m.

KOOL! I like it! the "assemble" thing will need some work, but it would end up needing work no matter what. after all, it isn't a "natural" action.

March 23, 2015 10:25 p.m.

Necrotize says... #24

When I heard assemble, I thought of something like mixing two different things to create a new one. Like maybe you exile two artifacts to create a new one with a CMC less than or equal to the combined CMC of both exiled cards. When the assembled contraption is destroyed, return the exiled cards to your hand(since chances are they got slightly damaged when the contraption fell apart and you maybe salvaged the pieces).

March 23, 2015 11:16 p.m.

Never actually thought about what assemble could be. Something to do...

March 23, 2015 11:18 p.m.

HolyFalcon says... #26

We have one other rigger, Moriok Rigger, and he deals with artifacts being sent to the graveyard. Maybe, its an ability that lets you cast artifacts from the graveyard if you control 3 or more Riggers.

Assemble Y for X, where X is the creature type and Y is the amount of mana.

March 24, 2015 7:24 a.m.

interesting...

March 24, 2015 6:49 p.m.

AngryBearTony says... #28

Am I the only one confused by the light bulb? Maybe like one of those old line-drawing instruction sketches, "Tab A inserts into Slot A, Tab B into Slot B..."

March 25, 2015 6:15 p.m.

AngryBearTony Haha the light bulb is just an excuse meaning "I have no good image to put here". If you find one, go ahead and propose it, by all means!

March 25, 2015 7:47 p.m.

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