Dragons of Tarkir Nicknames
General forum
Posted on March 19, 2015, 10:41 p.m. by SwaggyMcSwagglepants
As you may well know, Magic is a game of nicknames., Wizards has basically used up all of the short easy names, and a new set has come out. So, to get ahead of the game, I thought, why don't we start the nicknames forum to establish the names for the prerelease. I already got one:
Den Protector: Eternal Flipness, because it has an Eternal Witness ability when it unflips.
Any other good ones? I think all of the players would like to know.
scopesightzx says... #3
Sarkhan's Triumph: Dragonic Tutor, because it should have been that way to begin with
Sight Beyond Sight: Thundercats, Ho! Easy reference
Circle of Elders: Circle jerk of Elders, hur hur sex joke
Contradict: Bitch please, Ojutai be super sassy
Secure the Wastes: Suddenly Warriors
Gleam of Authority: Respect my Gleam of Authority (south park reference)
Glaring Aegis: Shiny Shield
Glint: Make it rain (gemstones that is)
Zurgo Bellstriker: Needs more Cowbell
March 19, 2015 11:14 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #4
Scion of Ugin- the bad one
Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit- killable Honor of the Pure
Artful Maneuver- split Titanic Growth
Dragon Hunter- fuck ur dragons!
Hidden Dragonslayer- suprise, mothafucca!
all the monuments- shit ramp.
Radiant Purge- siege-b-gone
Ancient Carp- Mr.bubbles
Clone Legion- edh worthy
Gudul Lurker sally.
Living Lore- delver worthy
Mirror Mockery- MORE SIEGE!
Profaner of the Dead spam-b-gone
Shorecrasher Elemental- aetherling's bff
Stratus Dancer- reverse swansong
Youthful Scholar- 2 of Palace Familiar
Palace Familiar 1/2 of Youthful Scholar
thats all I decided to do right now.
March 19, 2015 11:29 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #5
i like my name better, but then again I once brought down an airplane with my ego....
March 20, 2015 12:02 a.m.
AngelicCookies says... #6
Living Lore - Scrolls
Qal Sisma Behemoth - Sissy B
Minister of Pain - Preacher
Twin Bolt - Arrows
Volcanic Vision - Red Wind
Dragon Whisperer - Spike (reference to Double Dragon, goes with the other character in Double Dragon, Hammer, which is a reference to Hammer of Purphoros)
Avatar of the Resolute - Marty (from Mardi (Gras), because some people use beads to show +1/+1 counters)
Collected Company - "C" Team
Silumgar's Scorn - Counterscorn
Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit - Kelly Clarkson (She sang a rendition of "Underneath the Tree")
Deathmist Raptor - Clever girls (Jurassic Park reference)
Epic Confrontation - Dragon Punch (duh)
Dragonlord's Servant - Yeti Jr.
Shorecrasher Elemental - Archipelago (takes three islands to cast)
Narset Transcendent - She-Rade (reference to similarity to Domri Rade)
Haven of the Spirit Dragon - Dragon Ruins (reference to Buried Ruin)
March 20, 2015 12:12 a.m.
Dragonlord Dromoka = Jamocha/Coffee. Done *drops the mic*
March 20, 2015 12:17 a.m.
FoodMonger7342 says... #9
Dragonlord Dromoka = Mocha
Dragonlord Kolaghan = Cola (all about speed)Zurgo Bellstriker = Biff Bellstriker ("Back to the Future" reference)
Dragonlord Atarka = Toker (she's a RG dragon who is known for eating; dragonlord's got da munchies, man!)
Dragonlord Ojutai = OJ
Dragonlord Silumgar = Slimey
Osang says... #2
I much rather prefer an LSV-approved nickname: Maternal Witness.
March 19, 2015 11:07 p.m.