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Posted on July 21, 2015, 9:26 p.m. by Its_Johnny_Bravo
I am going to build a b/u deck specifically to make someone's head explode- you'll feel like you've read an entire volume of encyclopedias. I want all the the cards in it to be playable- but have a rules text that's about a full paragraph for each card. Casual deck of course. If you have have suggestions id love to hear them!!!!
KillDatBUG says... #4
They all have to be playable? Damnit, I wanted to mention Bureaucracy....
July 21, 2015 9:49 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #5
Both of these are awesome, mask is a little pricey lol
July 21, 2015 9:49 p.m.
Tawnos's Coffin, Dance of the Dead, Diabolic Servitude, Takklemaggot, Chains of Mephistopheles, Raging River, Tidal Influence, Oubliette, Duplicity, Cyclopean Tomb, etc.
July 21, 2015 9:50 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #7
KillDatBUG it's a casual deck- that will work!
TheDevicer lol. I hate this deck already
July 21, 2015 9:57 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #8
Better: make it EDH so you have more time to get more things out.
Include Timesifter, Knowledge Pool, Scrambleverse, Thieves' Auction, etc. I know you said U/B, but red gives you a LOT of chaos options.
July 21, 2015 10 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #9
Epochalyptik you know edh isn't a bad idea- any legendary b/u/r come to mind? Preferable something mind boggling? Scrambleverse is one of my favorites btw
July 21, 2015 10:03 p.m.
Oh, and bonus points if you use the ugliest and oldest printings whenever possible. You'll have to look up errata so often you'll start to hate yourself.
July 21, 2015 10:04 p.m.
As for generals, go with either Lord of Tresserhorn, Sol'kanar the Swamp King, or Gwendlyn Di Corci.
July 21, 2015 10:06 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #12
TheDevicer anything to make this worse is a great idea. I want people at the table to have their head in their hands for at least 45 min
July 21, 2015 10:07 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #13
Does "enter the battlefield trigger when moved to command zone? Not a big edh player
July 21, 2015 10:09 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #14
Jeleva, Nephalia's Scourge and Marchesa, the Black Rose are arguably the better chaos generals.
Go nuts.
July 21, 2015 10:10 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #15
And no. ETB triggers on, well, ETB. The command zone is not the battlefield.
Go Memory Jar, too.
July 21, 2015 10:11 p.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #16
Jeleva ftw. Chaos cards list is outstanding thanks Epochalyptik.
Hopefully I'll have a functional deck finished in a few days. I'll post to this when it's done
July 21, 2015 10:13 p.m.
Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir Plague Spitter Vesuvan Shapeshifter Word of Command Nameless Race Lazav, Dimir Mastermind Reap Intellect Disciple of Deceit
July 21, 2015 10:21 p.m.
Yoshi400x7 says... #20
Possibility Storm and Knowledge Pool and Warp World also Omen Machine. Everyone at the table is going to hate you after playing these 4 cards. I should know, I did this in a recent EDH game with my narset deck.
July 22, 2015 3:30 a.m.
Coinman1863 says... #21
What about Vesuvan Doppelganger, soooooo much text on this card. Also Game of Chaos has a ton too. Well then you would want Goblin Bomb cause coin flipping makes for a lot of text.
July 22, 2015 9:05 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #22
Even Legacy players have a hard time reading it! Lol.
July 22, 2015 9:44 a.m.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #23
I like all of these. Need more early game suggestions
July 22, 2015 7:01 p.m.
Yoshi400x7 says... #24
just go look at my Narset Almost Creatureless deck. that deck is just geared around making CHAOS!
July 22, 2015 7:07 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #25
Just remember to play exactly 2 Chainz. If it's EDH, make your commander Mephistopheles, and come up with some long text box for him too.
Its_Johnny_Bravo says... #2
Example: Lim-Dul's Vault
July 21, 2015 9:29 p.m.