what is the best way to make someone uncomfortable?
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 18, 2015, 8:26 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
the name says it all. whatever way you have, questions, things to do, whatever.
so, whats your way?
mine is asking someone; "15 Whats your favorite sexual fantasy?", "20 How long will it take for you to get here?", or "9 If I was with you right now, what would you do to me?"
I don't really try to make people uncomfortable. Anyways, I'm Finnish. In my culture, it's perfectly natural not to say anything. Here in America, you guys get incredibly awkward during silences. Girls especially get incredibly awkward if I say nothing. I might be having a great time, sitting with someone on the beach enjoying some ice cream while they're squirming away. Want to make an American awkward? Do nothing.
April 18, 2015 8:40 p.m.
You know, I'd never really thought about that, but that's so true. We Americans don't do well with silences. I can only be comfortable with a select few of my closest friends when we're just enjoying each other's company and not talking much.
April 18, 2015 8:45 p.m.
I feel uncomfortable when people try to intentionally make others uncomfortable. No I don't really; I just think they're dicks.
April 18, 2015 8:48 p.m.
I feel uncomfortable about you calling people who make other people feel uncomfortable dicks!
April 18, 2015 8:55 p.m.
Make direct eye contact with the person while slowly and sensually caressing your own nipples. While doing this, whisper sweet nothings into their ear and if that doesnt work...you weren't rubbing sensually enough
April 18, 2015 8:59 p.m.
It's interesting how a lot of these are sexually focused. Must be a cultural thing. Asking people that their favourite sexual fantasy is is legit conversation in Europe.
April 18, 2015 9:01 p.m.
There's a very fine line between play uncomfortable- which is fine and a good way of interacting with people who know you or even strangers who seem to be fine with it- and y'know, legitimately making people not want to be around you.
Knowing where that line is is the difference between expressing yourself/having fun and being unpleasant and immature.
April 18, 2015 9:04 p.m.
My friend was making out with some sloot, and his nose started bleeding on her. Needless to say, things got pretty awkward...
April 18, 2015 9:06 p.m.
Oh, on topic- I do like to subtly indicate sociopathic tendencies.
By telling them I crucify squirrels.
April 18, 2015 9:08 p.m.
It's pretty bad how far some people go "for a joke" and it makes you think if they are actually serious.
April 18, 2015 9:09 p.m.
America has weird cultural norms honestly. Calm silence is awkward, but you're supposed to stare people right in the eyes whenever you talk to them. In most places I've been to, excessive eye contact is what's weird and awkward.
On topic though, I'm so introverted and awkward around people I don't know to begin with, so I just kind of emanate an aura of awkwardness that I imagine is strong enough to make someone think I'm a serial killer.
April 18, 2015 9:23 p.m.
"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No..?"
"That's the spirit."
April 18, 2015 9:52 p.m.
I make others uncomfortable by having a normal conversation, but in the middle of it I stop talking get really close and ask: "How awkward do you feel nnnnooowww?"
April 18, 2015 9:56 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #20
lol. just keep saying "sometimes I feel like a broken record." over and over and over.
April 18, 2015 9:59 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #22
I know one day, you will try these on the wrong person....and they will lose their shit on you.
I have no sympathy. huehue. I laugh
April 18, 2015 10:35 p.m.
JexInfinite says... #23
I like to walk up behind people and whisper 'Shia Labeouf'.
April 18, 2015 10:37 p.m.
"I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus." - Jim Gafigan
April 18, 2015 11:20 p.m.
ZooGambler says... #26
Just tell them random embarrassing things about your childhood.
April 18, 2015 11:22 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
this is a real story.
ZooGambler I was in kindergarden. My name is kaleb. the name I go by is Keb.
My parents didnt tell me this
so, when I got to kindergarden on the first day, I started crying b/c there wasnt a name card that said "keb" on it. I thought they had forgotten me.
April 18, 2015 11:25 p.m.
Programmer_112 says... #28
All you foreign people are making me feel like I was born in the wrong country. I want to move to Finland.
April 18, 2015 11:45 p.m.
GreenGhost says... #29
Tell people you barely know about deeply personal problems.
April 18, 2015 11:47 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #30
I always act like kinda a dick around people to seem cool, when really I'm just a nice guy who wants to fit in.
I'm also a furry
that was all a lie
April 18, 2015 11:49 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #31
waitaminute.
just walk up to some one and say "i'm a furry who likes doing and recieving buttstuff."
April 18, 2015 11:49 p.m.
GreenGhost says... #32
That furry stuff sounds like a deeply personal problem. In other words that sounds like a you problem.
April 18, 2015 11:52 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #33
any furries around here?
personally, Furries freak me the fuck out. when I see them dressed up, it really bothers me.
but, the drawn porn isnt so
imma stop talking.
April 18, 2015 11:54 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #35
get the fuck off of my boat.
also, please come to my page. we have some stuff to clearify.
April 19, 2015 midnight
Gidgetimer says... #37
I find that removing all furniture makes people uncomfortable. With no place to sit or lounge how can they get comfortable.
April 19, 2015 12:26 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #39
uuumm.. that would just injure them.
now, stabbing them with a dildo or your boner, thats another story.
April 19, 2015 12:53 a.m.
ZooGambler says... #40
Tell them MTG is your way of meeting possible dating partners and that they're one of those potential candidates.
April 19, 2015 1:30 p.m.
"Oh this is fnm!? Crap I thought this was speed dating.... So anyways, you come here often?" *wink
April 19, 2015 1:40 p.m.
Are you trying to say being stabbed would be comfortable?
April 19, 2015 1:42 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #43
no, I'm just saying that they wouldn't be uncomfortable, they'd be TERRIFIED.
the goal isnt to get arrested, its to freak them out. now, if you were just sitting next to them flicking around a butterfly knife.....
April 19, 2015 2:20 p.m.
IvoryFrost says... #45
Start talking about how beautiful your children will look.
April 20, 2015 1:17 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #46
start talking about how beautiful THEIR children look, but make sure you have a pedo-stache on.
April 20, 2015 7:57 p.m.
@Programmer_112
Finland is cold. We have summers that are far too short. I live in Miami Dade County at the moment, which is home to about 60% of Finland's population. Most of the nation is just empty space. Taxes are atrociously high but the social benefits are astounding. Most people are somewhat stoic. We have this odd culture where we don't want to talk to strangers but we'll sit naked in rooms with them. In our culture, nudity isn't inherently sexual like it is in the States. Most people are well educated but education itself isn't something most people value tremendously. Alcoholism is a real issue. Finland is a nice place to visit. I wouldn't want to live there.
April 20, 2015 8:15 p.m.
GreenGhost says... #48
Well I guess someone is uncomfortable now. There goes those deeply personal problems I've been talking about.
April 20, 2015 8:35 p.m.
NoviceMagician says... #50
I have a both beautiful and articulate way to make people uncomfortable, but I don't want to post it without both Epochalyptik and DERPLINGSUPREME's approval. So you know, it basically just consists of EXTREME suggestive content.
goodair says... #2
Stare directly at their eyes and slowly rub their thighs. Don't forget to ask how they are feeling.
April 18, 2015 8:37 p.m.