WARRIOR-POET POETRY
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Posted on Nov. 3, 2017, 4:58 a.m. by realBorborygmos
I DUNNO HOW I MISSED IT, BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR NEWEST PLANESWALKER (Huatli, Warrior Poet) IS, UM, A WARRIOR-POET.
ANY IDEAS WHAT "WARRIOR-POET" POETRY SOUNDS LIKE?
GhostChieftain says... #3
How about a haiku?
I'm a warrior
Dinosaurs are excellent
Velociraptor
November 3, 2017 7:27 a.m.
Or:
Warrior-poet? Seems legit to huatli I'm great at poems
November 3, 2017 7:34 a.m.
Chandra had a little lamb
She set its fleece on fire
Every time that Chandra did
The lamb would soon expire
November 3, 2017 9:05 a.m.
I'm loving the haiku idea!
To the Lords of Chance:
I have plenty of Lands now.
Please, do NOT send more.
"Island; Go.", she smiles.
I just need one Bolt to win ...
Will it be countered?
November 3, 2017 11:46 a.m.
realBorborygmos says... #7
HAR HAR Argy! YOU MADE ME BLOW GROG OUT MY NOSE!
I THINK ACTUAL WARRIOR-POET HAIKU MIGHT BE MORE LIKE ...
CLUBS AND SWORDS AND CLAWS
AND BLOOD AND SNOT AND BRUISES
AND AFTER: WE EAT!
November 3, 2017 11:56 a.m.
Here ya go, realBorborygmos.
Illegible Gruul
Markings of blood, snot, and muck
Territorial
November 3, 2017 12:16 p.m.
realBorborygmos says... #9
YOU NEED A NEW CARD, Argy!
ARGY, WARRIOR-POET.
November 3, 2017 3:28 p.m. Edited.
michael921 reminded me of some haiku he received from inkedgaming.com a while back. He ordered a playmat and, on a whim, asked for a haiku in the 'special instructions' block of their order form. He received these two:
I draw my first hand
Seven Lands stare back at me
Weeping, I shuffle
I feign advantage
Charge my Bear into peril
"No blocks," he admits
November 3, 2017 3:41 p.m.
GhostChieftain says... #12
Teeth gnash upon bones
Gishath thunders triumphamtly
Yet it still hungers
November 3, 2017 5:01 p.m.
I'd love to learn Magic all day
If only that would bring me pay
While slinging those spells
I would hide all my tells
So no one would win when I play
November 4, 2017 11:33 a.m.
I run twenty lands.
Should see some in my first hand.
Nope. Not one. Bugger.
realBorborygmos says... #2
MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE ...
THE ROSES ARE BLOODY,
THE VIOLETS ARE TOO
"CRUSH THEM!" I SCREAMED,
AND THE CLANS FOLLOWED THROUGH
PRETTY CLASSY, HUH? HAR HAR!
November 3, 2017 5:19 a.m. Edited.