The race is on, and I'd like help.
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 7:07 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
first things first, FAMOUSWATERMELON, you never said how I could do this.
so, here's the quote.
"How about this DERPLINGSUPREME? I'll give you one week starting from now to search T/O and try to make a precise guess of who I am, where I live, and all the rest. You can post the results on my wall next Thursday and I will either confirm them or negate them. But you only have one try at everything. Are you game?"
well, yes I am. and, if youd like, so are you. lets scour every crack and crevice for him, anyone who's had contact, plz use that info. I'll be hunting, and I hope you will be too!
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #3
6tennis vault ThisIsBullshit Poptartz95 keen_the_crazy brokendwarf square711 Askani28 Minelia5 TehMagicPrimordial Sagarys DBCooper hateindigital PartyJ PepsiAddicted Nef Ghostkitten2 TheFanatic Scorprix ChiefBell Blind_Guardian LETS DO IT!!!
April 9, 2015 7:16 p.m.
Okay DERPLINGSUPREME I'll try to help figure it out. I'm in!
starts searching
April 9, 2015 7:18 p.m.
Something to start with
http://208.167.241.183/player/FAMOUSWATERMELON/162.248.88.44:27015/
http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=246157
https://disqus.com/by/eurosport_test-1e4a11ca81f97efa58bba8bf4c21f3ed/
April 9, 2015 7:18 p.m.
I'm honored that I made the list, but I unfortunately know nothing about the man in question.
April 9, 2015 7:20 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #11
This is incredibly entertaining.
And Luutamo although you are right about Tanki, you're wrong about Eurosport. Football is not my thing (another hint in that sentence Derp, starting to see the pattern?)
April 9, 2015 7:21 p.m.
Hmm. Not from America? Most of us like football, but I like soccer anyways.
April 9, 2015 7:23 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #13
okay we got a lead thanks to tamo. He's in the US. as far as I can tell, at least... its in the first link, his server.
April 9, 2015 7:23 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON the fact that you call it football instead of soccer narrows things a little though :)
April 9, 2015 7:23 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #16
hmmmm... still, your first link says something. His server was in the US.
April 9, 2015 7:24 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #18
Luutamo I could have been talking about the football in which you throw a ball with your hands or the football in which you kick to ball. Don't go too quickly.
April 9, 2015 7:26 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #19
b/c you clicked the link that said "DERPLINGSUPREME mentioned you at The race is on, and I'd like help."
April 9, 2015 7:26 p.m.
brokendwarf says... #22
Me when I'm mentioned in a thread I haven't commented on.
April 9, 2015 7:29 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON but the link was about football, not about handegg.
Okay, I have to, going on vacation. Sorry can't help anymore at this point. I would love to do something like this in more serious manner :) I think you already know how to use google but try something like this to make the job easier. Just different keywords.
April 9, 2015 7:29 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #24
Luutamo Ok, got me there. And nice try with google, but I've been careful not to mention where I live 'round here.
April 9, 2015 7:31 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #26
"handegg"
Brb losing my shit
Also, no, I will not help you stalk someone.
April 9, 2015 7:32 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #28
Luutamo Of course. Just don't count on getting to me from things that I've posted about me. I'm warning you that I have not posted anything directly related to where I live, how old I am, etc... At least I don't think.
April 9, 2015 7:34 p.m.
Found him on MTGCardsmith: here.
But that's all I've got. Sorry man :(
April 9, 2015 7:35 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #30
6tennis Well that wasn't too hard, since you know I use it :)
April 9, 2015 7:36 p.m.
Yeah, that was so obvious that I dindn't even bother to link it :) Especially when there wasn't anything usefull.
Okay, I'm off. I'll be back on tuesday and eager to see what has been digged up :) And if needed, possibly continue the hunt :) Also, don't know our percious melon that well to know if he could have bluffed with the football/soccer thing ;D Most likely he didn't but there is always a chanse.
April 9, 2015 7:42 p.m.
I'd challenge you guys to figure out where I live, but it would be to easy.
April 9, 2015 7:44 p.m.
x-post from my post FAMOUSWATERMELON's profile:
Investigative notes, part II: - Given that he said "next Thursday" casually, we can determine he lives in the Western Hemisphere. (otherwise he would be over the international date line). - Given that he (and he is a he, given that he did not object earlier when it was used) seems to have a good knowledge of English, this tells us that he likely lives in either the United States or a certain part of Canada.
He's not in England. It's currently Friday in England. Because he calls soccer football, we can figure out he's probably in Canada.
April 9, 2015 7:45 p.m.
better formatting:
x-post from my post FAMOUSWATERMELON's profile:
Investigative notes, part II:
- Given that he said "next Thursday" casually, we can determine he lives in the Western Hemisphere. (otherwise he would be over the international date line).
- Given that he (and he is a he, given that he did not object earlier when it was used) seems to have a good knowledge of English, this tells us that he likely lives in either the United States or a certain part of Canada.
He's not in England. It's currently Friday in England. Because he calls soccer football, we can figure out he's probably in Canada.
April 9, 2015 7:45 p.m.
Someone he's friends with is french, not sure if he's an internet or real friend though...
April 9, 2015 7:46 p.m.
Hmmmmm
Right here he says good morning. It says 4:12 p.m. my time. I use the eastern time zone.
April 9, 2015 7:47 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #39
InDirectX Two things about that. First of all, Derp said that I'm in the US based on my server. I'm not going to say anything about that. Second, I could have said that thinking or knowing that Derp lives in the US. Never eliminate all the possibilities.
Is it a bluff? Or a double bluff? Or a triple bluff? Or a...
April 9, 2015 7:48 p.m.
Good catch, but he might have been referring to other people in the forum.
April 9, 2015 7:48 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #41
Nef I can tell you for certain that I don't wake up at 4 in the morning.
April 9, 2015 7:49 p.m.
"I could have said that"
yeah, nobody says that if they intentionally meant it. nice try though. He's trying to pull a Liar's Pendulum on us.
April 9, 2015 7:51 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #46
Well InDirectX it could have been intentional. After all, I was talking directly to Derp, so I definitely could have calculated the time difference.
April 9, 2015 7:52 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #47
Also, nice pun. And nice card. I'll have to try that out sometime.
April 9, 2015 7:53 p.m.
Tried google images on your name...never doing that again. LOL
April 9, 2015 7:55 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #49
Minelia5 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's hysterical. Now I have to go and see what they are :)
April 9, 2015 7:56 p.m.
Ummmm. I don't know if you want to. Scroll far enought down and they just get weird.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #2
Hahahaha So you're going to try to get everybody else's help at this? So much for deduction skills :)
April 9, 2015 7:08 p.m.