I am so hungry
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Feb. 26, 2017, 9:12 a.m. by Argy
... but I'm too lazy to make a sandwich.
This is what happens when you eat a salad for dinner.
Heh!
My mother-in-law would say to her Mum, "What's for dinner?" and she would be answered with, "shit on toast".
I've always found that slightly strange but also very funny.
February 26, 2017 12:26 p.m.
My father in law used to beat me senseless then put roast beef all over my unconscious body. I've always found that slightly strange but also very funny.
February 26, 2017 2:18 p.m.
If you were unconscious how do you know it was your father who put roast beef over your body?
It might have been a really, really bad Santa.
February 26, 2017 2:56 p.m.
Argeaux well i know it wasn't my father, it was my father in law. And i know it was him because he always said "well i like that you are banging my daughter but every once in a while im gonna beat you senseless and cover you up in roast beef."
February 26, 2017 3:19 p.m.
Argeaux fair enough.. I got to eat most of the roast beef.
February 26, 2017 3:54 p.m.
February 26, 2017 4:28 p.m.
Extra flavour.
You'd just better hope that s/he didn't add any of their own special sauce.
February 26, 2017 4:55 p.m.
greyninja My beaten up juices is savoury. Best in the business. Only sold at Sharper Image. . . . . . . . ;)
February 26, 2017 5:14 p.m. Edited.
EpicFreddi says... #16
I feel like I'm a little late for the party, but you should totally order a pizza.
February 27, 2017 6:26 a.m.
I had Thai food tonight while watching the Oscars.
Plus a bowl of cherries.
I am so full.
February 27, 2017 7:56 a.m.
I never have this problem. In fact, I have the opposite problem. I eat quite healthy, but I'm such a glutton about it, especially where chocolate is concerned.
That said, I guess someone had some..."beef" with smackjack.
...alright, I'm out.
greyninja says... #2
How about a knuckle sandwich?
...
(That's what my dad would jokingly offer me as a kid when I complained about being hungry lmao)
February 26, 2017 11:03 a.m.